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buying 2 jerseys and I can't choose who to buy.
When it comes to jerseys I only buy hall of fame jerseys. And right now I have three jerseys on my mind that I would love to sport around town showing my true arrowhead pride. Len Dawson , Willie Lanier, or Bobby Bell. And I need your help to help me choose they are all great players and all have retired numbers . I just cant decide who to pick. and i only have a little bit of money so I can only choose 2 jersey' so please give me some help thank you so very much.
Question of the day.
I know a lot of us are a little hot and heated about haley and some of the torches are getting lit and the pitch forks are getting sharpend. haahah . And I dont blame any of you guys I to want to win just as bad as anyone. God knows my heart can only take so much punishment and heart break from watching our chiefs.
And I have to be honest I am enjoying the fire that Haley brings maybe cause im old school I believe in strict coaching , screaming in the face but also knowing when to back off and acknowledge good play soo far I have seen haley do both. I like haley and I pray he can take us to the next level.
The question of the day .
IF BILL COWER MAKES HIMSELF AVAILABLE TO COME BACK AND COACH NEXT YEAR DO WE MAKE THE MOVE TO GET HIM ? AND FIRE TODD HALEY .
Prediction the KANSAS CITY CHIEFS. will win a superbowl before the chargers
You may say im a dreamer but im not the only one. "HOpefully".
I am making this prediction. I have said it for about a year now and everyone and their momma is laughing at me because they figure the Chargers are just way to talented. But last time I checked . We have one thing that every team doesnt . SCOTT PIOLI. As we have seen Pioli has simply been the jem of GMs around the league he was a part of a dynasty . And his work speaks for it self. The guy is constantly making moves filling holes adding draft picks. He is constantly going to college games seeking new talent. ANd as of now he has kept his word on his work ethic . He is relentless. He is our biggest pick up this year by far.
Soooo Please mark my words .... WE WILL WIN A SUPERBOWL BEFORE THE CHARGERS.....
Ps.... I also predicted Eli Manning would win a super bowl before RIVERS. ANd I am still waiting on my $100 dollars. ahhaaha
FINALLY!!!!!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WWWWWWWWWWWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
I CANT BELIEVE IT WE WON ALL MY DREAMS JUST CAME TRUE RIGHT NOW. THANK YOU GOD THANK YOU GOD TIME TO LIVE THE DREAM THAAAAAANK YOU. WE WIN WE WIN WE WIN WE WIN WE WIN CELEBRATE KISS THE PERSON NEXT TO YOU JUMP UP AND DOWN I SAY BURN DOWN THE CITY DO SOMETHING CELEBRATE DRINK AS MUCH BEER AS YOU CAN LIVE THE DREAM LIVE THE DREAM WE WON WE WON WE WON THANK YOU THERE IS A GOD.
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This just in !!!!! NSFW
So I have been talking to this doozzy of a broad not really the greatest or brightest person alive but a pretty cute chick.
Anyways she calls me up right now and tells me soooooooo what are you doing. I told her I was pretty much just talking to all my chief friends online about the heart breaking CHIEFS loss today.
You know what this broad says ? SHE SAYS WHO ? I said the CHIEFS. YOU KNOW THE KANSAS CITY CHIEFS ? SHE SAYS NEVER HEARD OF THEM. I SAID THE FOOTBALL TEAM ? she says .AWWW WELL THATS TO BAD THEY WILL WIN NEXT WEEK . SHE GOES GUESS WHAT ? I go what ? THE COWBOYS WON !!!! I WAS LIKE REALLY ??? SHE WAS LIKE YA IT WAS A GOOD GAME BUT THEY WON ON A BIG TOUCHDOWN . I WAS HAPPY FOR THEM . BUT I FELT BAD FOR THE TEAM WITH THE UGLY RED UNIFORMS.
AAAAAAANNDDD THATS WHEN I HUNG UP THE PHONE HAHAAHH. GIRL IS CALLING ME RIGHT NOW WONDERING WHAT HAPPEND.
Man I am so tired of people ragging on our team or not knowing who we are its horrible. Im tired of the put downs or
peoples faces when i tell them im a chief fan and they give me a look like I just punched their momma. Im tired of people running thier mouth about the Patriots the steelers the eagles the giants . I know they are good teams but damn we get no love at all. Im tired of terry bradshaw laughing in our face every half time . Im tired of pam oliver roaming the sidelines and asking herself why the hell am I in kansas city and not at sexassassin's love loft hhaahah i know i know i get a lot of flack for having a slight crush on pam oliver its an old crush . Im a sucker for D@#ck sucking lips hahah sorry ... In the end all i want is to one day go to the super bowl and win it . All the pain and laughing in my face would GO AWAY AND IT WOULD BE THE biggest sweeteest revenge all my problems would be solved my life would be complete. AND AFTER WE WIN A SUPER BOWL MY BIGGEST NIGHTMARE MIGHT ACTUALLY COME TRUE EVERYONE WILL KNOW THE LITTLE TEAM WE LOVE THE CHIEFS. AND INSTEAD OF PEOPLE SAYING HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU A CHIEF FAN ?THEY WILL SAY . YOU BAND WAGON MOTHER FUCKER YOU NEVER SAID YOU WERE A CHIEF FAN UNTIL THEY WON A SUPERBOWL HAHAH.....ANy ways am I the only one who goes through this ? No offense but Do you guys Get shit for loving our Shitty chiefs ?????
Sexassassin rituals to watching the chiefs !!!
We all have our special game rituals to watch our chiefs . I was interested in seeing how many different rituals or ways people watch the chiefs.
For me I must have a rootbeer 40 oz yes ??? yes a 40oz rootbeer ibc rootbeer makes a 40 oz. I must have that and I must have hot cheetos,and sunflower seeds,wings or ribs . I must be alone in my room no woman no friends alone so I can drown in my rootbeer sorrows during the game . I am a screamer in bed and during the game hahah . I do talk to the TV as if I am encouraging a player to do better. I think my favorite sayings are DOOO WOOOORK. as in Dbowe DOOO WORK !! DOOO WORK SOOON!!! and FINALLY FUCK.!!! as in Chiefs first down. FINNALLLY FUCK!!! ... SO I was wondering what are some of your guys saying and rituals before and during the game??
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Hello my name is Scott Pioli---- adult picture inside. NSFW
Hey my name is Scott Pioli you might know me from my hit show sopranos. But on my spare time when im not acting I am the general manager for the Kansas City Chiefs. Can you please tell me who I need to CUT , FIRE , TRADE AND DRAFT to
get this team on the winning track ? What do I need to do to help bring a championship to the home of the brave the home of CHIIIIIEEEEFFFS ?
Can someone please help me im Todd Haley
via nicolasheller.files.wordpress.com
I know all you fans have been watching me during the mini camps and through out preseason and now we just had our first game of the season. Can someone give me some advice what to do how to run this team what plays we should run and who should be playing more ? Someone give me some guildence so we can get this Chief team in the right direction. What do I need to do to get some wins in Kc ???
WHERE THE F#^CK IS SEXASSASSIN .... nsfw
-Edit by Primetime: NSFW pictures in the comments section
oHHH man soory guys I havent beeen around my job has been super busy lateley and they have pretty much taken my rights to be on the computer all day long. Which is leading me to believe that its time for a new profession. It kills me not to be able to come on here and talk football hell I didnt even know we signed mike brown till yesterday which really upset me that I didnt even know we had him . This site is the one site that I love most . Im pretty sure all of you have can pretty much saw how many comments I have made in the past this site is my life .
When my job told me that I could no longer be online to talk to all you guys i got the thinking that i would rather talk football all day with people who know football and have a true passion for the team i love, the chiefs. Than smell slutty stripper with attitude that love to have anal ring toss contests and who love kissing other girls in bad places and who love having contest of who can give you bjs better and asking me to be the judge ya know . I would give all that up just for the chiefs.
I Know i sound crazy right now but hahah but trust me the glory of my job went up in flames when they told me I could no longer be on arrowhead pride. my world ended inside knowing that I couldent hear all you loyal fans of the chiefs talk shit on herm edwards praise cassel and pioli and haley and hunt its like my life flashed before my eyes when they told me the banned me from arrowhead pride. I think everyone knows how dedicated of a fan I am of the chiefs and this site and not even pussy or sluts can stop me from getting to arrowhead pride. will i quit my job ? hopefully ,will they stop me from loving the chiefs and the site ? put it this way maybe im off my hinges but arrowhead pride is worth more to me than any ho or slut california can produce . you cant buy love for the chiefs and you cant buy the friends I have made on arrowhead pride.
Breakin up is hard to do......beware pics
I recently just broke it off with my long time girlfriend. Its a pretty low time in my life thought I had the number one franchise player and I ended up with a bust .
I pretty much did what carl peterson did invest all my chips in to one player and just pray that that player became a stud. Sad thing is you cant make a ho a house wife . Nor change anyone you have to love them for who they are and you get what you pay for or what you choose.
Anyways right now I feel pretty down and I want to thank all the guys on this site for making my day everyday with all the comments and funny jokes that are on the site it really cheers me up to think of football instead of idiot chicks.
But I have a question for everyone , What was the lowest moment that you can recall as a chief fan ?
And what was your happiest moment watching the chiefs.?
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Chicks dig Tecmo Super Bowl.. Beware readers .... Hot chick in this post. hahah
WIth all the talk of Madden retiring from the booth and him being the best broadcaster of all time and selling the most video games ever . In my opinion tecmo bowl blows away Madden . It was not complex it was fun to play and I loved being able to run back a 100 yards when you were just inches away from the goal line about to score just to see the guy catch a hundred yard bomb. hah Or be able to dodge everyone with barry sanders for like the entire qtr just so you could run the clock out . The game was just pure fun and fantasy . Now with Madden its like way to real you can't even enjoy the game its so complex and the plays are out of control the game action is to real . In my opinion Tecmo blows them all away.
MY QUESTION TO ALL IS WHAT IS YOUR BEST MEMORY OF THE GAME ?
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Will we make the playoffs ???
via lastheplace.com
I know these last seasons have been hell we had to watch herm blow games with bad coaching and pretty much lets face it we sucked . We now have some new additions to the team a new QB and things are looking pretty up for us . Now that the new schedule has dropped how many games do we win and do we make the playoffs ???
ps I just really wanted to post this picture up she is my new flavor of the week. ;)
Michael Vick the NFL star is wrestling in bankruptcy court over what he has called his "exit strategy" -- a plan to repay creditors with the millions he hopes to resume earning in professional football.
WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN THE DON CALLS ON YOU ???
Picture this one weeks before the SUPER BOWL game your in an elevator. Right before it closes a hand reaches for the doors and catches it before it closes. In walks the DOOON !!! Mr Pioli himself . He turns to you in panic and says are you a Chief fan ? are you a Chief fan ? You say yes yes im on arrowhead pride all day long its my life im practically losing my job and wife over my love for the Chiefs..
He says can you keep a secret for the Chiefs ?? You say of course of course. He tells you I have been cheating again I taped the NFC champions team I know all their secrets I know all there plays. But the cops are after me they want to question me and I have the tapes on me.
I need you to do me a favor. Take these tapes.. He stuffs them in to your pocket and says look at me ... you stare into his eyes ... in a low voice he says ....the Chiefs are in the super bowl if they catch me with these tapes we are doomed they will remove us from the super bowl . The Chiefs need you more than ever .. As you look in his eyes you can see that he is scared you could see that your hopes and dreams of ever seeing a Chief Super Bowl could be down the drain .All the time and effort you put into this team could be slipping away if you dont do what the don says.
He says to you, son we need a distraction.... As he says this the door opens its the 3rd FLOOR. REMEMBER 3rd FLOOR. As you step into the hall loud music is blaring a party is going on. Its the RAIDERS parting hard guys are drunk, running around naked with lamp shades on their heads ... Pioli says look I was suppose to bring the stripper for the raiders my treat, since AL DAVIS lets us win every year its the least I can do. As long as we bring the strippers he lets us win ...Problem is I seen the police come into our facility on an unexpected visit so I grabbed the tapes and ran out and didnt have time to get the stripper. Long story short im running for my life, now im here in front of you with these tapes....
He then asks are you staying in this hotel . You say yes . Pioli ask with who ? You say.. my wife we are both huge Chief fans and she is pretty drunk right now .. Pioli says ok look you have two options....If you do either of these two things I WILL GIVE YOU AND YOUR WIFE SUPER BOWL RINGS AND I WILL GIVE YOU SIDELINE TICKETS FOR YOU AND YOUR WIFE AND YOUR KIDS KIDS KIDS....You turn and say whaaat are the options.?????
1. He says you see that window we are on the 3rd floor if you jump out that window you aint going to die but you will have broken legs... When the cops come up to question what happend. I will say you tried to commit suicide they will forget about seaching me and nfl network will report a man tried to kill himself outside a raider party no big deal happens all the time... you break both arms and legs and are in a wheel chair mandatory 6 years.
Next thing you know Al davis in his walker walks out and says Pioli where is the stripper???? Pioli looks at you and says..your wifes drunk right ??
2. We let the entire raider party drunk and agressive guys with dollar bills by the hand fulls go into your room with your drunk wife and lets just say they have a great time ... But here is the catch pioli then plants the tape in the room and says the raiders were behind the entire scandal trying to set the Chiefs up they all get rape charges and they distract the media with the biggest scandal in NFL history and it becomes the biggest rape case ever.... and Pioli and the Chiefs get away scotch free. except for your wife she payed the price.
What do you do ????And you have to do one or the other its a must the cops are on their way up with like TMZ right behind them.
The Chiefs super bowl is in your hands what do you doooooo???
AND PLEASE GIVE A DETAILED ANSWER WHY YOU CHOOSE ONE OR THE OTHER THIS SHOULD BE FUN....
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We All have dreams
What would you do If the Kansas city chiefs won a Super bowl ? Would you scream ? Would you cry ? Would you kiss the hot chick next to you what would you do ?
Please give some detail .
I know for a fact I would cry hahah and maybe kill my self right after just because it isnt going to get much better than that feeling .haha all kidding aside I just hope we win one in my life time so I can say we are number #1 the KANSAS CITY CHIEFS are #1. And I think after being on this blog for so long we deserve to win a championship everyone of us has so much love for this team thick and thin the fans of KC have never stopped giving this team support . Chief nation for life...
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Who do you hate ????
via home.earthlink.net I know its a long way until the season starts. But why not get the hatred started early. I pretty much hate every organization in the NFL, besides the Chiefs of course. But why do we hate them so much what drives us to hate them there has to be a root to our hatred what is yours ? Can you remember when your hatred started ? Was it a person ? A play ? A football player that you disliked or betrayed you ? How did your hatred start.
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shoulda woulda could ahh
If herm edwards and king carl where still in this franchise . Who would be on our draft board as the #3 pick ? Would we have traded Tony G ,Larry johnson by now? And would we have Matt cassel? what do you think?
By the way had to throw in a hot chick did not want to let you guys down. enjoy the post and enjoy the pics niiiice.. dont you wish this girl was a tripplet
Sexassassin talking about woman in mayock's body...
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Mayockisms Some of you might know who Mike Mayock is. Mayock is a former NFL player and a frequent analyst on the popular NFL network. And he is a legend in my book. I enjoy every word this guy says. Not only is he on top of his game on prediction of the NFL draft and his evaluation of rookies. (He is one of the few that totally calls the Raiders Mcfadden a character risk- hahaha, anyone who says that is a legend in my book) What I love most about this guy is that he not only teaches me about football, he is also preaching to me about life(Relationships). Yes, relationships. Let me explain. Mike has tons of analogies for the game. Here are some Mayockisms we often use when it comes to describing relationships and women to each other.
1. The Franchise. The franchise is you, yourself. You pick the players/person in your life and we are always looking for the bigger faster/sexiest sweetest) person we can find that fits our system/life. As the franchise, we are looking for either a long term player/person or a bunch of free agents/hoes/fluzzyz bitches/whores... you get the idea- That we can do the famous ritual the Four F’S to: find, feel, fuck and forget. You are the franchise. You choose what you want in life. Steady and stable or up and down roller coaster. It’s your life. It’s your franchise.
2. Franchise Player. Mike uses this term for a lock it up- tj huzurmomma. This is a top ten pick(player/person) for your franchise/yourself. In life most men and woman are looking for that franchise player, that person that will be perfect for you. The person that makes all the right plays(sex/good decisions). This is the person you build your franchise/self around. They are the person that is going to win the super bowl(marriage) for you. The person you picture yourself standing next to on that podium. Hoistin' up a superbowl trophy and trying on your new super bowl ring/wedding ring.
3. Upside Upside means that a certain player/person has a lot of potential. But not at the present time. They are viewed as a future potential pro-bowler. They may either be overweight or nerdy or just has a small flaw that is holding them up from being a franchise player. I would say a player/person who has upside could flip flop either way. You could end up with a Tom Brady on your hands and be a for-sure hall of famer. Or a total Ryan Leaf bust on your hands. It could go either way and it could be very messy. Especially if the person/player never lives up to the full potential and you have a lot of time and money invested in this individual. Choose wisely. For example: Hey, that chick you are dating, isn’t she a little bit chubby? Answer: Yes, but I have her on the Varganator weight training program. She has a lot of upside if she loses weight, she will go from a zero to a hero. (Based on a True Story)
4. High motor guy. Mike uses this term for a player/person that is in excellent condition and also has the ability to make the big play/sex) every single time they are in the game/relationship. They may not be the best player on the field but you know they are bringing 110% (She's the one that has that smoken hot body but maybe she has a hook nose, and a couple of snaggle teeth and a lazy eye). We use it as a term for players/person that is excellent in the sack a player/person that always wants sex and always knows how to rock your socks but just doesn't have that natural talent (looks) to be a hall of fame player. A high motor player/person can go a couple extra rounds though and is a person who can take you deep into overtime. They are the players/person that love going the extra mile. While most players are burned out by half time, your player/person is the energizer bunny. Every franchise she have a high motor player/person.
5. Off the Field/Character issues: Mike uses this term for a player/person who has issues unrelated to the sports that could effect the franchise(you). These actions are related to family issues, kid issues, bad behavior, drugs and Alcohol. Anything that has to do with lack of focus and actions that cause the Franchise/you problems. Of course any person that has these issues are always a high risk for your Franchise. And of course no one wants to deal with these problems especially when there are so many free agents/singles and new rookies coming out every year into the market/world . For example: Wow, your girl has 6 kids, and the babies daddy is getting out of jail next week? Looks like she has a lot of off the field issues. I know you met her at the Loose Moose and she had a nice college career playing JuCo ball but there is no way she is gonna make the 53 man roster. But hey if you want to put her on your developmental/practice squad thats your decision. Just don't say I didn't warn you when she is on the news busted for stealing diapers and cigarettes at the local Quickie Mart and your Franchise is taking a PR hit all over the sports stations (your friends and family are bustin your balls about this chick)
6. Work ethic: This has to be the number one trait every franchise is looking for in a player. Mike uses this term for players who show true dedication, desire and passion for the game/relationship.These are players that are highly motivated, pro-active and take the initiative into their own hands. This type of (player/person) are very focused on making good decisions for the franchise and are as solid as a rock when times get tough. They are not looking for the next hot club or drinking all night at bars their focus is for nothing less than a trip to the super bowl /wedding they like to work out stay in shape all year long. They cook, clean and do all the little things to keep the franchise ranting and raving (GM and the Head Coach are high fiving each other, the Owner is smiling and life is good) This player is constantly doing the right things (has at least one United Way Charity commercial) and are seen as a perfect example of a true professional around the community as well as envied by other Franchises(your friends) out there. For example: Damn, your girl has a great work ethic. She cooks, she cleans your boxers with her bare hands and she keeps the hot cheets and cold IBC coming! Damn. Answer: Yeah... and she is having a MVP type year. She must be looking for a long term deal.
Well those are a few of Mayockisms we like to use when talking about chicks. And you would be surprised how much it does help the communication process. Plus if you are in a crowded or public area it helps to hide your dialogue with a friend around other people, and saves you being over head asking: Do think that chick is hot? -Instead it metamorphisizes into: Is that a franchise pick right there? Answer: Yeah, seems to have all the measurables... A player like that would probably fit into any system. Reply: Nice. -
So remember folks, pick your players wisely- don’t sign a slut to a 30 year contract with 30 million up front guaranteed when you don’t know the bitch. Do what’s right, let her earn the big time franchise contract. And if the bitch is always on the (injured reserve/period/laziness) tell that bitch to blow you . And if she says NO she don’t want to take one for the team. Tell that bitch You are the franchise and your ass has just been cut. Peace.
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what i would give to feel what a prime time game feels like!!!!
As part of their scheduling requests to the league, the Ravens asked not to play a prime-time game at Heinz Field this season, a team official told The Baltimore Sun.
The Ravens have played a nationally televised game at Pittsburgh for three of the past four seasons, including the past two years. The Ravens have never won a prime-time game at Pittsburgh, losing all four times.
It has become tradition that the defending Super Bowl champion opens the NFL season with a nationally televised game at home. There were rumors that the league would begin with Ravens-Steelers, a rematch of the AFC championship game.
Tony for my little pony
Romo for Cutler, straight up?
Even if you say you wouldn’t do it, don’t lie and say you didn’t think about it.
I wouldn’t do it. But I’ve been accused of being a Romosexual, which I consider a private family matter. Don’t ask, don’t tell.
Yes, however, that quarterback swap was a thought, if for nothing else, the words of Troy Aikman on local ESPN radio a couple of weeks ago, saying even as a strong backer of Tony Romo, he wonders if the young man "fully grasps what it means to be the quarterback of the Dallas Cowboys."
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Stallworth is toast for what its worth
MIAMI (AP) — Cleveland Browns wide receiver Donte' Stallworth was driving drunk when he struck and killed a pedestrian, according to published and broadcast reports Thursday. WSVN-TV reported Thursday that unnamed sources with knowledge of the investigation said Stallworth's blood-alcohol level was between .08 and .16. The legal limit is .08. The Miami Herald also cited an unnamed source as saying that Stallworth's blood-alcohol level was above the legal limit.
The Miami Beach Police Department refused to confirm the reports. Ed Griffith, spokesman for Miami-Dade County prosecutor Katherine Fernandez Rundle, would say only that the investigation is focusing on whether alcohol was a factor in the death of 59-year-old Mario Reyes.
Reyes was struck and killed by a Bentley driven by Stallworth about 7 a.m. Saturday morning. Reyes, a crane operator, had just gotten off work and was trying to catch a bus when he was hit.
No charges have been filed against Stallworth, 28. His agent, Drew Rosenhaus, nor his attorney, Robert Switke, returned calls from The Associated Press seeking comment. Stallworth issued a statement Wednesday saying he was "grief stricken" over Reyes' death.
If Stallworth was drunk, he could be charged with DUI manslaughter which carries a maximum 15-year prison sentence.
Stallworth signed a seven-year, $35 million contract with the Browns as a free agent before last season but was injured much of the year. He previously played for New England, Philadelphia and New Orleans in the NFL and played college football at Tennessee.
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