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Question of the day.

sexassassin — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 02:26:30 -0000

I know a lot of us are a little hot and heated about haley and some of the torches are getting lit and the pitch forks are getting sharpend. haahah . And I dont blame any of you guys I to want to win just as bad as anyone. God knows my heart can only take so much punishment and heart break from watching our chiefs.

And I have to be honest I am enjoying the fire that Haley brings maybe cause im old school I believe in strict coaching , screaming in the face but also knowing when to back off and acknowledge good play soo far I have seen haley do both. I like haley and I pray he can take us to the next level.

The question of the day .

IF BILL COWER MAKES HIMSELF AVAILABLE TO COME BACK AND COACH NEXT YEAR DO WE MAKE THE MOVE TO GET HIM ? AND FIRE TODD HALEY .

Poll

IF BILL COWER MAKES HIMSELF AVAILABLE TO COME BACK AND COACH NEXT YEAR DO WE MAKE THE MOVE TO GET HIM ? AND FIRE TODD HALEY .

YES

42 votes

NO

71 votes

113 votes | Poll has closed

Prediction the KANSAS CITY CHIEFS. will win a superbowl before the chargers

sexassassin — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 19:56:44 -0000

You may say im a dreamer but im not the only one. "HOpefully".

I am making this prediction. I have said it for about a year now and everyone and their momma is laughing at me because they figure the Chargers are just way to talented. But last time I checked . We have one thing that every team doesnt . SCOTT PIOLI. As we have seen Pioli has simply been the jem of GMs around the league he was a part of a dynasty . And his work speaks for it self. The guy is constantly making moves filling holes adding draft picks. He is constantly going to college games seeking new talent. ANd as of now he has kept his word on his work ethic . He is relentless. He is our biggest pick up this year by far.

Soooo Please mark my words .... WE WILL WIN A SUPERBOWL BEFORE THE CHARGERS.....

Ps.... I also predicted Eli Manning would win a super bowl before RIVERS. ANd I am still waiting on my $100 dollars. ahhaaha

Poll

DO you believe the chiefs will win a super bowl before the chargers.

Yes.

121 votes

No. Your smoking hippy lettuce with ganja chief and arrowdread..

13 votes

134 votes | Poll has closed

FINALLY!!!!!

sexassassin — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 20:04:45 -0000

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I CANT BELIEVE IT WE WON ALL MY DREAMS JUST CAME TRUE RIGHT NOW. THANK YOU GOD THANK YOU GOD TIME TO LIVE THE DREAM THAAAAAANK YOU. WE WIN WE WIN WE WIN WE WIN WE WIN CELEBRATE KISS THE PERSON NEXT TO YOU JUMP UP AND DOWN I SAY BURN DOWN THE CITY DO SOMETHING CELEBRATE DRINK AS MUCH BEER AS YOU CAN LIVE THE DREAM LIVE THE DREAM WE WON WE WON WE WON THANK YOU THERE IS A GOD.

This just in !!!!! NSFW

sexassassin — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 04:48:23 -0000

So I have been talking to this doozzy of a broad not really the greatest or brightest person alive but a pretty cute chick.

Anyways she calls me up right now and tells me soooooooo what are you doing. I told her I was pretty much just talking to all my chief friends online about the heart breaking CHIEFS loss today.

You know what this broad says ? SHE SAYS WHO ? I said the CHIEFS. YOU KNOW THE KANSAS CITY CHIEFS ? SHE SAYS NEVER HEARD OF THEM. I SAID THE FOOTBALL TEAM ? she says .AWWW WELL THATS TO BAD THEY WILL WIN NEXT WEEK . SHE GOES GUESS WHAT ? I go what ? THE COWBOYS WON !!!! I WAS LIKE REALLY ??? SHE WAS LIKE YA IT WAS A GOOD GAME BUT THEY WON ON A BIG TOUCHDOWN . I WAS HAPPY FOR THEM . BUT I FELT BAD FOR THE TEAM WITH THE UGLY RED UNIFORMS.

AAAAAAANNDDD THATS WHEN I HUNG UP THE PHONE HAHAAHH. GIRL IS CALLING ME RIGHT NOW WONDERING WHAT HAPPEND.

Man I am so tired of people ragging on our team or not knowing who we are its horrible. Im tired of the put downs or

peoples faces when i tell them im a chief fan and they give me a look like I just punched their momma. Im tired of people running thier mouth about the Patriots the steelers the eagles the giants . I know they are good teams but damn we get no love at all. Im tired of terry bradshaw laughing in our face every half time . Im tired of pam oliver roaming the sidelines and asking herself why the hell am I in kansas city and not at sexassassin's love loft hhaahah i know i know i get a lot of flack for having a slight crush on pam oliver its an old crush . Im a sucker for D@#ck sucking lips hahah sorry ... In the end all i want is to one day go to the super bowl and win it . All the pain and laughing in my face would GO AWAY AND IT WOULD BE THE biggest sweeteest revenge all my problems would be solved my life would be complete. AND AFTER WE WIN A SUPER BOWL MY BIGGEST NIGHTMARE MIGHT ACTUALLY COME TRUE EVERYONE WILL KNOW THE LITTLE TEAM WE LOVE THE CHIEFS. AND INSTEAD OF PEOPLE SAYING HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU A CHIEF FAN ?THEY WILL SAY . YOU BAND WAGON MOTHER FUCKER YOU NEVER SAID YOU WERE A CHIEF FAN UNTIL THEY WON A SUPERBOWL HAHAH.....ANy ways am I the only one who goes through this ? No offense but Do you guys Get shit for loving our Shitty chiefs ?????

Sexassassin rituals to watching the chiefs !!!

sexassassin — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 16:07:21 -0000

We all have our special game rituals to watch our chiefs . I was interested in seeing how many different rituals or ways people watch the chiefs.

For me I must have a rootbeer 40 oz yes ??? yes a 40oz rootbeer ibc rootbeer makes a 40 oz. I must have that and I must have hot cheetos,and sunflower seeds,wings or ribs . I must be alone in my room no woman no friends alone so I can drown in my rootbeer sorrows during the game . I am a screamer in bed and during the game hahah . I do talk to the TV as if I am encouraging a player to do better. I think my favorite sayings are DOOO WOOOORK. as in Dbowe DOOO WORK !! DOOO WORK SOOON!!! and FINALLY FUCK.!!! as in Chiefs first down. FINNALLLY FUCK!!! ... SO I was wondering what are some of your guys saying and rituals before and during the game??

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Hello my name is Scott Pioli---- adult picture inside. NSFW

sexassassin — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 17:16:42 -0000

Hey my name is Scott Pioli you might know me from my hit show sopranos. But on my spare time when im not acting I am the general manager for the Kansas City Chiefs. Can you please tell me who I need to CUT , FIRE , TRADE AND DRAFT to

get this team on the winning track ? What do I need to do to help bring a championship to the home of the brave the home of CHIIIIIEEEEFFFS ?

Poll

Can Pioli take this team to the promise land ?

Yes

160 votes

No

10 votes

170 votes | Poll has closed

Can someone please help me im Todd Haley

sexassassin — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 16:57:33 -0000

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I know all you fans have been watching me during the mini camps and through out preseason and now we just had our first game of the season. Can someone give me some advice what to do how to run this team what plays we should run and who should be playing more ? Someone give me some guildence so we can get this Chief team in the right direction. What do I need to do to get some wins in Kc ???

Poll

Will Todd Haley be the coach that turns this team into a playoff contender ?

Yes

162 votes

No

13 votes

175 votes | Poll has closed

The reason matt is starting and storming the ravens cassel on his stead my lady on sunday....

sexassassin — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 07:52:46 -0000

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First off Matt Cassel has been waiting for this day his entire life. The guy has never started on opening day. The guy is probably wetting his pants right now as we blog about this . Sunday will be the biggest day of his life no way the guy does not get up for this. New team new fans this is what its all about .

Im drawing the line right now

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Im on matt cassels side right now. Its time to believe in this guy . I know without a doubt in my heart this guy can take us to the promise land . If you are not on the band wagon jump on cause im driving this shaggin wagon to pleasure town and you are all invited and there will be flutes playing and trombones and we will dance on top of a mountain... WHO IS WITH MEEEEEEE !!!!!!!

Poll

Is Matt Cassel starting on sunday ?

Yes

103 votes

No

26 votes

129 votes | Poll has closed

Tavaris Jackson on the chiefs ???? (NSFW)

sexassassin — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 22:41:41 -0000

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If Tavaris Jackson becomes available should we take a chance on him as a back up for cassel. I could tell you right now if this guy joined the team our backup Qb spot would be solved . I would put brokie at third string and call it a night. Right now we need stability Tavaris has upside he is just on the wrong team at the wrong time they expect way to much from him. Either way if Cassel was to go down this guy can scramble he can make the throws . What you guys think ????

Poll

If tarvis becomes available do we pull the trigger and kick out the thigger or the brokie

Yes

80 votes

No

60 votes

I dont care I just love the pictures

58 votes

198 votes | Poll has closed

WHERE THE F&##^CK IS SEXASSASSIN .... nsfw

sexassassin — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 17:08:17 -0000

-Edit by Primetime: NSFW pictures in the comments section

oHHH man soory guys I havent beeen around my job has been super busy lateley and they have pretty much taken my rights to be on the computer all day long. Which is leading me to believe that its time for a new profession. It kills me not to be able to come on here and talk football hell I didnt even know we signed mike brown till yesterday which really upset me that I didnt even know we had him . This site is the one site that I love most . Im pretty sure all of you have can pretty much saw how many comments I have made in the past this site is my life .

When my job told me that I could no longer be online to talk to all you guys i got the thinking that i would rather talk football all day with people who know football and have a true passion for the team i love, the chiefs. Than smell slutty stripper with attitude that love to have anal ring toss contests and who love kissing other girls in bad places and who love having contest of who can give you bjs better and asking me to be the judge ya know . I would give all that up just for the chiefs.

I Know i sound crazy right now but hahah but trust me the glory of my job went up in flames when they told me I could no longer be on arrowhead pride. my world ended inside knowing that I couldent hear all you loyal fans of the chiefs talk shit on herm edwards praise cassel and pioli and haley and hunt its like my life flashed before my eyes when they told me the banned me from arrowhead pride. I think everyone knows how dedicated of a fan I am of the chiefs and this site and not even pussy or sluts can stop me from getting to arrowhead pride. will i quit my job ? hopefully ,will they stop me from loving the chiefs and the site ? put it this way maybe im off my hinges but arrowhead pride is worth more to me than any ho or slut california can produce . you cant buy love for the chiefs and you cant buy the friends I have made on arrowhead pride.