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      <title>Wrestling dropped from 2020 olympics.....(No, I'm not kidding)</title>
      <link>http://www.blackheartgoldpants.com/2013/2/12/3980982/wrestling-dropped-from-2020-olympics-no-im-not-kidding</link>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 12 Feb 2013 18:21:13 -0000</pubDate>
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  &lt;p&gt;http://www.reddit.com/r/MMA/comments/18degj/breaking_wrestling_dropped_from_2020_olympic/&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The IOC is going to take on the wrath of Brands, Sanderson, and Gable?  (Not to mention all those coked out Russians and Iranians?)&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Absolutely ridiculous, cited that wrestling was A. Weak internationally B. Not popular and C. Corrupt.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It's the MOST international, 25 countries received medals in london.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Branding at the Olympics is the IOC's fault, not wrestling.  When they stick the finals in some shitty run down stadium, and build a new arena for freaking horses, that's a problem.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Corruption is a joke, if the judges are corrupt, that's the IOC's problem for picking horrible judges.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;http://www.reddit.com/r/MMA/comments/18degj/breaking_wrestling_dropped_from_2020_olympic/&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The IOC is going to take on the wrath of Brands, Sanderson, and Gable?  (Not to mention all those coked out Russians and Iranians?)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Absolutely ridiculous, cited that wrestling was A. Weak internationally B. Not popular and C. Corrupt.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It's the MOST international, 25 countries received medals in london.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Branding at the Olympics is the IOC's fault, not wrestling.  When they stick the finals in some shitty run down stadium, and build a new arena for freaking horses, that's a problem.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Corruption is a joke, if the judges are corrupt, that's the IOC's problem for picking horrible judges.&lt;/p&gt;




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      <title>:-D</title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 05 Sep 2011 16:21:16 -0000</pubDate>
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      <title>Is Florida going Alaskan atomic polar bear with that gator??</title>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 03 Sep 2011 14:34:35 -0000</pubDate>
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      <title>Pollard a Good AD?  Hilarious link embedded.</title>
      <link>http://www.blackheartgoldpants.com/2011/3/20/2061668/pollard-a-good-ad-hilarious-link-embedded</link>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 20 Mar 2011 14:44:00 -0000</pubDate>
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  &lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.cyclonefanatic.com/forum/general-discussion/116868-pollard-has-now-hired-2-national-championship-caliber-coaches.html&quot;&gt;This is what ISU fans really believe....AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;To actually believe that he has hired &quot;well&quot; because two coaches that clearly sucked at ISU have now won national titles....I mean I knew ISU fans were desperate but this is a new low.&amp;nbsp; The Chiz clearly had alums buy him a national championship, and Cael would never, could never beat Iowa in their own back yard.&amp;nbsp; A good hire has to fit with the school, it's not a one way street.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.cyclonefanatic.com/forum/general-discussion/116868-pollard-has-now-hired-2-national-championship-caliber-coaches.html&quot;&gt;This is what ISU fans really believe....AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;To actually believe that he has hired &quot;well&quot; because two coaches that clearly sucked at ISU have now won national titles....I mean I knew ISU fans were desperate but this is a new low.&amp;nbsp; The Chiz clearly had alums buy him a national championship, and Cael would never, could never beat Iowa in their own back yard.&amp;nbsp; A good hire has to fit with the school, it's not a one way street.&lt;/p&gt;



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      <pubDate>Sat, 23 Oct 2010 05:11:21 -0000</pubDate>
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      <title>The pundits can't help themselves can they?</title>
      <link>http://www.blackheartgoldpants.com/2010/9/12/1683708/the-pundits-cant-help-themselves</link>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 12 Sep 2010 13:15:36 -0000</pubDate>
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  &lt;p&gt;It's week two.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Denard is now a Heisman Candidate despite playing two TERRIBLE defenses.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;OSU doesn't look very good despite kicking miami's ass.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Iowa is delegated to the 3rd page, after destroying a team on national television.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Oregon is the fastest team in the universe.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;No one watched USC, and somehow someone will proclaim them to be a pretty good team.&amp;nbsp; (Just wait, it's going to happen)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And the Big 10 just can't compete, proven by the bama-psu game.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;It's week two.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Denard is now a Heisman Candidate despite playing two TERRIBLE defenses.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;OSU doesn't look very good despite kicking miami's ass.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Iowa is delegated to the 3rd page, after destroying a team on national television.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Oregon is the fastest team in the universe.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;No one watched USC, and somehow someone will proclaim them to be a pretty good team.&amp;nbsp; (Just wait, it's going to happen)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And the Big 10 just can't compete, proven by the bama-psu game.&lt;/p&gt;
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      <title>lol, can this get any better for a defense?  Maybe a pick 6 or two but this is pretty epic.</title>
      <link>http://www.blackheartgoldpants.com/2010/9/11/1683417/lol-can-this-get-any-better-for-a</link>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 12 Sep 2010 03:56:29 -0000</pubDate>
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      <title>AWESOME?  YES.</title>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 13 Aug 2010 03:17:14 -0000</pubDate>
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      <title>G Tech forgot quickly</title>
      <link>http://www.blackheartgoldpants.com/2010/6/16/1520846/g-tech-forgot-quickly</link>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 16 Jun 2010 14:41:43 -0000</pubDate>
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&lt;h3 class=&quot;link-title&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.fromtherumbleseat.com/2010/6/13/1510441/welcome-to-nesbitt-park#comments&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;G Tech forgot&amp;nbsp;quickly&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h3&gt;
&lt;div class=&quot;description&quot;&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;p&gt;You can bet your ass the ACC will be watching alot of that game on tape lol.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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      <title>Black Heart Gold Pants Wikipage</title>
      <link>http://www.blackheartgoldpants.com/2010/5/26/1488597/black-heart-gold-pants-wikipage</link>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 26 May 2010 17:58:57 -0000</pubDate>
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&lt;h3 class=&quot;link-title&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_heart_gold_pants&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Black Heart Gold Pants&amp;nbsp;Wikipage&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h3&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;To the editors are BHGP, I'm a little surprised this wasn't all ready there, edit to your heart's content good sirs!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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      <title>New Rules in College Football Give refs power to REALLY screw the pooch...</title>
      <link>http://www.blackheartgoldpants.com/2010/4/15/1424577/new-rules-in-college-football-give</link>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 15 Apr 2010 20:54:36 -0000</pubDate>
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      <title>Why the Combine SUCKS</title>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 28 Feb 2010 16:31:06 -0000</pubDate>
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  &lt;p&gt;Posted on Scout.com, Calloway is apparently dropping as an OT because of his 40 time and vertical????&amp;nbsp; Who writes this shit?&amp;nbsp; Oh noes, he can't jump very high, what ever will he do?&amp;nbsp; Since when did vertical determine how well you come out of a stance and how good your technique is?&amp;nbsp; All of their posts were about how slow the lineman were lol.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p class=&quot;style1&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://profootball.scout.com/a.z?s=127&amp;p=8&amp;c=1&amp;nid=4253848&quot;&gt;Kyle Calloway&lt;/a&gt;, OT, &lt;a href=&quot;http://iowa.scout.com/&quot;&gt;Iowa&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The tackle who plays opposite highly touted left tackle prospect &lt;a href=&quot;http://profootball.scout.com/a.z?s=127&amp;p=8&amp;c=1&amp;nid=4253847&quot;&gt;Bryan Bulaga&lt;/a&gt;, Calloway (6-foot-6, 323 pounds) had a disappointing workout on Saturday. He was timed at 5.51 in the 40 and was handed the lowest vertical (23.5-inches) of all the offensive linemen.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p class=&quot;style1&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://profootball.scout.com/a.z?s=127&amp;p=8&amp;c=1&amp;nid=4253922&quot;&gt;Dace Richardson&lt;/a&gt;, OT, &lt;a href=&quot;http://oregonstate.scout.com/&quot;&gt;Iowa &lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;An injury-plagued career hurt the versatile Richardson from developing into a consistent starter for Iowa, and after his performance at the Combine on Saturday, where he turned in a 5.78 in the 40, there&amp;rsquo;s no chance he will be drafted.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://profootball.scout.com/a.z?s=127&amp;p=8&amp;c=1&amp;nid=4223196&quot;&gt;Ciron Black&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;strong&gt;, OT, &lt;a href=&quot;http://louisianastate.scout.com/&quot;&gt;LSU&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Black started 53 consecutive games at left tackle for LSU, but the 6-foot-4, 327-pounder has struggled to impress this offseason. He&amp;rsquo;s displayed slow feet, and it really showed when he ran a 5.49 in the 40. Black isn&amp;rsquo;t the most athletic tackle available in the draft, and his 25.5-inch vertical revealed his lack of explosion. Black&amp;rsquo;s stock is tumbling and he could ultimately come off the board in the fourth round.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Posted on Scout.com, Calloway is apparently dropping as an OT because of his 40 time and vertical????&amp;nbsp; Who writes this shit?&amp;nbsp; Oh noes, he can't jump very high, what ever will he do?&amp;nbsp; Since when did vertical determine how well you come out of a stance and how good your technique is?&amp;nbsp; All of their posts were about how slow the lineman were lol.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p class=&quot;style1&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://profootball.scout.com/a.z?s=127&amp;p=8&amp;c=1&amp;nid=4253848&quot;&gt;Kyle Calloway&lt;/a&gt;, OT, &lt;a href=&quot;http://iowa.scout.com/&quot;&gt;Iowa&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The tackle who plays opposite highly touted left tackle prospect &lt;a href=&quot;http://profootball.scout.com/a.z?s=127&amp;p=8&amp;c=1&amp;nid=4253847&quot;&gt;Bryan Bulaga&lt;/a&gt;, Calloway (6-foot-6, 323 pounds) had a disappointing workout on Saturday. He was timed at 5.51 in the 40 and was handed the lowest vertical (23.5-inches) of all the offensive linemen.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p class=&quot;style1&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://profootball.scout.com/a.z?s=127&amp;p=8&amp;c=1&amp;nid=4253922&quot;&gt;Dace Richardson&lt;/a&gt;, OT, &lt;a href=&quot;http://oregonstate.scout.com/&quot;&gt;Iowa &lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;An injury-plagued career hurt the versatile Richardson from developing into a consistent starter for Iowa, and after his performance at the Combine on Saturday, where he turned in a 5.78 in the 40, there&amp;rsquo;s no chance he will be drafted.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://profootball.scout.com/a.z?s=127&amp;p=8&amp;c=1&amp;nid=4223196&quot;&gt;Ciron Black&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;strong&gt;, OT, &lt;a href=&quot;http://louisianastate.scout.com/&quot;&gt;LSU&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Black started 53 consecutive games at left tackle for LSU, but the 6-foot-4, 327-pounder has struggled to impress this offseason. He&amp;rsquo;s displayed slow feet, and it really showed when he ran a 5.49 in the 40. Black isn&amp;rsquo;t the most athletic tackle available in the draft, and his 25.5-inch vertical revealed his lack of explosion. Black&amp;rsquo;s stock is tumbling and he could ultimately come off the board in the fourth round.&lt;/p&gt;
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      <title>The Gauntlet was just thrown down.....</title>
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  &lt;p&gt;Hawkeye walk thru today had the 2002 championship game on the big screen, and this....&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://cdn3.sbnation.com/imported_assets/310477/app1986791258149302.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://cdn0.sbnation.com/imported_assets/310477/app1986791258149302_medium.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;App1986791258149302_medium&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;They just poked a fucking sleeping tigerhawk.......&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Do they have a brain?&amp;nbsp; Have they seen Iowa's defense?&amp;nbsp; Are they THAT FREAKING ARROGANT?&amp;nbsp; No, No, YES.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;T.P. will be benched.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Iowa is going to put the media to rest and stomp these arrogant bastards.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The beer will be flowing tomorrow, and make sure everyone is ready to head over to hineygate to shove it down their throats.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;LETS GO HAWKS!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Hawkeye walk thru today had the 2002 championship game on the big screen, and this....&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://cdn3.sbnation.com/imported_assets/310477/app1986791258149302.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://cdn0.sbnation.com/imported_assets/310477/app1986791258149302_medium.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;App1986791258149302_medium&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;They just poked a fucking sleeping tigerhawk.......&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Do they have a brain?&amp;nbsp; Have they seen Iowa's defense?&amp;nbsp; Are they THAT FREAKING ARROGANT?&amp;nbsp; No, No, YES.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;T.P. will be benched.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Iowa is going to put the media to rest and stomp these arrogant bastards.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The beer will be flowing tomorrow, and make sure everyone is ready to head over to hineygate to shove it down their throats.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;LETS GO HAWKS!&lt;/p&gt;



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      <title>&quot;So I was up in Bass Pro Shop trying some waders on, some hunting waders. The [salesman] was like,...</title>
      <link>http://www.blackheartgoldpants.com/2009/11/11/1126190/so-i-was-up-in-bass-pro-shop</link>
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  &lt;p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&quot;So I was up in Bass Pro Shop trying some waders on, some hunting waders. The [salesman] was like, 'Did you go to the [Iowa] game today?' I was like, 'Yeah,' &quot;And he said, 'Did it look as rough in person as it did on TV?' And I said, 'You have no idea.'&quot;  -JV&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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      <title>One pick six and i freak shit</title>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 14:06:26 -0000</pubDate>
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      <title>This just in....Bob Griese is going to call Saturday's game...</title>
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&lt;div class=&quot;source source-img&quot;&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;p&gt;This just in....Bob Griese is going to call Saturday's&amp;nbsp;game...&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;

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      <title>Via StorminSpank</title>
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      <title>BCS picture (EDIT: 4th!!!!!!)</title>
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  &lt;p&gt;There's alot of worrying about the polls screwing over Iowa in the long run.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;After the new ELO ranking came out today I did some number crunching.&amp;nbsp; (Cause I'm a nerd)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If the current computer polls continue their pattern, Iowa could easily end up number 3 despite no one in the media wanting them to be.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It comes down to averages.&amp;nbsp; Iowa keeps winning all it will take is 4th in the coaches and harris polls to move to the number 3 spot.&amp;nbsp; Why?&amp;nbsp; Because Texas is god awful in the computer poll.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So what needs to happen?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1. Harris and coaches poll moves Iowa to 4th, behind Florida, bama, and Texas.&amp;nbsp; (Reasonable in the next 4 weeks if Iowa keeps winning)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;2. Computer polls keep improving Iowa.&amp;nbsp; This is almost 100% given, most of the computers polls use S.O.S. as a major factor and Iowa has that in the bag.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;3. WIN.&amp;nbsp; All of this is shit if they drop a game.&amp;nbsp; So GO HAWKS!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;EDIT:&amp;nbsp; So I was right wooooo!&amp;nbsp; All but one computer poll has us number 1&amp;nbsp; (Damn you Billingsley!)&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.footballfoundation.org/pdf/BCS2009/BCS_LONG.Week2.HSMFADFAB30.10.25.09.pdf&quot;&gt;http://www.footballfoundation.org/pdf/BCS2009/BCS_LONG.Week2.HSMFADFAB30.10.25.09.pdf&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;There's alot of worrying about the polls screwing over Iowa in the long run.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;After the new ELO ranking came out today I did some number crunching.&amp;nbsp; (Cause I'm a nerd)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If the current computer polls continue their pattern, Iowa could easily end up number 3 despite no one in the media wanting them to be.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It comes down to averages.&amp;nbsp; Iowa keeps winning all it will take is 4th in the coaches and harris polls to move to the number 3 spot.&amp;nbsp; Why?&amp;nbsp; Because Texas is god awful in the computer poll.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So what needs to happen?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1. Harris and coaches poll moves Iowa to 4th, behind Florida, bama, and Texas.&amp;nbsp; (Reasonable in the next 4 weeks if Iowa keeps winning)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;2. Computer polls keep improving Iowa.&amp;nbsp; This is almost 100% given, most of the computers polls use S.O.S. as a major factor and Iowa has that in the bag.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;3. WIN.&amp;nbsp; All of this is shit if they drop a game.&amp;nbsp; So GO HAWKS!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;EDIT:&amp;nbsp; So I was right wooooo!&amp;nbsp; All but one computer poll has us number 1&amp;nbsp; (Damn you Billingsley!)&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.footballfoundation.org/pdf/BCS2009/BCS_LONG.Week2.HSMFADFAB30.10.25.09.pdf&quot;&gt;http://www.footballfoundation.org/pdf/BCS2009/BCS_LONG.Week2.HSMFADFAB30.10.25.09.pdf&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;



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  &lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://cdn0.sbnation.com/imported_assets/278676/helmet_sticker_big.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://cdn2.sbnation.com/imported_assets/278676/helmet_sticker_big_medium.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;Helmet_sticker_big_medium&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We've all heard the quotes from the mothership aka ESPN.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;My predictions on what the talking heads are going to say in the coming weeks.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This week:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&quot;MSU is on a three game winning streak&quot;&amp;nbsp; Because beating michigan, illannoy, and northwestern is a &quot;streak&quot;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Vs. Indiana&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&quot;Iowa has struggled against Indiana in the past&quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;At OSU&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&quot;Iowa hasn't beat OSU in the shoe in a long time.&quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Vs. Minnesota&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&quot;Minnesota has Decker and this is a rivalry game&quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Vs ???&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&quot;Big 10 lacks speed and talent&quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So far Iowa has beaten:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;*My wife's friend was getting married and I received text's as they were saying their vows.&amp;nbsp; ZOMG THEY WON!*&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&quot;ISU is a rivalry game and it's in Ames&quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&quot;Arizona has a good running back&quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&quot;This is revenge for Penn State&quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;*Memory Blank*&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&quot;They almost lost to arkansas state&quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&quot;Wisconsin should have beat Ohio State&quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;SIDE NOTE:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Theme music: &lt;br&gt;&lt;object class=&quot;mceItemFlash&quot; height=&quot;350&quot; width=&quot;425&quot;&gt;   &lt;param name=&quot;movie&quot; value=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/v/6C1FFCO1unQ&quot;&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.cbssports.com/collegefootball/stats/leaders/NCAAF/PUNTRETAVG/regularseason&quot;&gt;Clayborn is still the punt return leader.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://cdn0.sbnation.com/imported_assets/278676/helmet_sticker_big.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://cdn2.sbnation.com/imported_assets/278676/helmet_sticker_big_medium.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;Helmet_sticker_big_medium&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We've all heard the quotes from the mothership aka ESPN.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;My predictions on what the talking heads are going to say in the coming weeks.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This week:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&quot;MSU is on a three game winning streak&quot;&amp;nbsp; Because beating michigan, illannoy, and northwestern is a &quot;streak&quot;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Vs. Indiana&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&quot;Iowa has struggled against Indiana in the past&quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;At OSU&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&quot;Iowa hasn't beat OSU in the shoe in a long time.&quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Vs. Minnesota&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&quot;Minnesota has Decker and this is a rivalry game&quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Vs ???&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&quot;Big 10 lacks speed and talent&quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So far Iowa has beaten:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;*My wife's friend was getting married and I received text's as they were saying their vows.&amp;nbsp; ZOMG THEY WON!*&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&quot;ISU is a rivalry game and it's in Ames&quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&quot;Arizona has a good running back&quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&quot;This is revenge for Penn State&quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;*Memory Blank*&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&quot;They almost lost to arkansas state&quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&quot;Wisconsin should have beat Ohio State&quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;SIDE NOTE:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.cbssports.com/collegefootball/stats/leaders/NCAAF/PUNTRETAVG/regularseason&quot;&gt;Clayborn is still the punt return leader.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;



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      <title>Iowa just isn't that good.</title>
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      <author>sfshilo</author>
      <pubDate>Sun, 18 Oct 2009 02:27:57 -0000</pubDate>
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  &lt;p&gt;ISU: &quot;Too many blown opportunities against a mediocre team. *shaking head* 		&quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Arizona: &quot;Iowa is not a very good team.&quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Penn State: &quot;Sigh. Another year and the song remains the same.&quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Michigan: &quot;Iowa is not a #12 team in the nation talent wise.  They are good, but not that good.&quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Wisconsin: &quot;I would be interested in what YOU think decided this game? Does Iowa have &quot;better&quot; players? I think not! It was play calling!!!&amp;nbsp; Plain and simple!!!&quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Oh this season is getting sweeter and sweeter......&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Let the media pull their hair out....HAHAHAHAHAHAHA&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;ISU: &quot;Too many blown opportunities against a mediocre team. *shaking head* 		&quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Arizona: &quot;Iowa is not a very good team.&quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Penn State: &quot;Sigh. Another year and the song remains the same.&quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Michigan: &quot;Iowa is not a #12 team in the nation talent wise.  They are good, but not that good.&quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Wisconsin: &quot;I would be interested in what YOU think decided this game? Does Iowa have &quot;better&quot; players? I think not! It was play calling!!!&amp;nbsp; Plain and simple!!!&quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Oh this season is getting sweeter and sweeter......&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Let the media pull their hair out....HAHAHAHAHAHAHA&lt;/p&gt;



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  &lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1923224&quot;&gt;He just wants some love.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is the man that's going to beat the hawkeyes.&amp;nbsp; (According to everyone outside of Iowa)&amp;nbsp; Lets just ignore the fact that the instant they played a defense with a pulse, he had two picks.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Iowa brings it's A game on defense, this game is over and there will be NO awkward high five attempts on either sideline.&amp;nbsp; (Sash doesn't high five, he tackles you to the ground and starts head butting.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://cdn3.sbnation.com/imported_assets/273727/tyler-sash-inside-small.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://cdn2.sbnation.com/imported_assets/273727/tyler-sash-inside-small_medium.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;Tyler-sash-inside-small_medium&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The coolest S.O.B. on the planet.&lt;a href=&quot;http://i.thestreet.com/files/tsc/v2008/photos/all-pics/sports/tyler-sash-inside-small.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1923224&quot;&gt;He just wants some love.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is the man that's going to beat the hawkeyes.&amp;nbsp; (According to everyone outside of Iowa)&amp;nbsp; Lets just ignore the fact that the instant they played a defense with a pulse, he had two picks.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Iowa brings it's A game on defense, this game is over and there will be NO awkward high five attempts on either sideline.&amp;nbsp; (Sash doesn't high five, he tackles you to the ground and starts head butting.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://cdn3.sbnation.com/imported_assets/273727/tyler-sash-inside-small.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://cdn2.sbnation.com/imported_assets/273727/tyler-sash-inside-small_medium.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;Tyler-sash-inside-small_medium&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The coolest S.O.B. on the planet.&lt;a href=&quot;http://i.thestreet.com/files/tsc/v2008/photos/all-pics/sports/tyler-sash-inside-small.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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  &lt;p&gt;Buckeyes were a fluke&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Despite the three turnovers&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Tyler Fuckin Sash&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://cdn3.sbnation.com/imported_assets/272170/4174519-las-wisconsin-iowa-football-10_18_2008-173736.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://cdn1.sbnation.com/imported_assets/272170/4174519-las-wisconsin-iowa-football-10_18_2008-173736_medium.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;4174519-las-wisconsin-iowa-football-10_18_2008-173736_medium&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Michigan fans=Wisconsin fans.....Delusional.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;They GAVE the other team those turnovers, fuck the facts.&amp;nbsp; Take away the defense on those plays and it will turn out the same way, fumbles and interceptions.&amp;nbsp; In no way was it Iowa or OSU Defense that caused those turnovers.&amp;nbsp; Oh and lets completely ignore special teams while we're at it too, head in the sand style.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Same story every year, they should have, they could have, the refs screwed them, they gave the game away.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Hey, here's a thought: WIN.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Buckeyes were a fluke&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Despite the three turnovers&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Tyler Fuckin Sash&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://cdn3.sbnation.com/imported_assets/272170/4174519-las-wisconsin-iowa-football-10_18_2008-173736.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://cdn1.sbnation.com/imported_assets/272170/4174519-las-wisconsin-iowa-football-10_18_2008-173736_medium.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;4174519-las-wisconsin-iowa-football-10_18_2008-173736_medium&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Michigan fans=Wisconsin fans.....Delusional.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;They GAVE the other team those turnovers, fuck the facts.&amp;nbsp; Take away the defense on those plays and it will turn out the same way, fumbles and interceptions.&amp;nbsp; In no way was it Iowa or OSU Defense that caused those turnovers.&amp;nbsp; Oh and lets completely ignore special teams while we're at it too, head in the sand style.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Same story every year, they should have, they could have, the refs screwed them, they gave the game away.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Hey, here's a thought: WIN.&lt;/p&gt;
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      <link>http://www.blackheartgoldpants.com/2009/10/9/1078098/wishful-thinking</link>
      <author>sfshilo</author>
      <pubDate>Fri, 09 Oct 2009 17:01:35 -0000</pubDate>
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  &lt;p&gt;Do I believe the Hawks will win Saturday?&amp;nbsp; Absolutely.&amp;nbsp; However there are a few things that would make a great game unforgettable in my mind.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;1.&amp;nbsp; Remember the 2nd half of the Penn State game?&amp;nbsp; Remember the baby eating that was happening on the defensive line?&amp;nbsp; I want that, the whole game Saturday.&amp;nbsp; I want the national media to be awestruck by the tenacity and utter devastation that our defense brings to the table for all four quarters.&amp;nbsp; Enough of this &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/ncaa-football/players/10166/Tim_Tebow&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Tim Tebow&lt;/a&gt;/Bradshaw B.S. the national media is obsessed with quarterbacks.&amp;nbsp; Lets see what happens when one of their precious &quot;talents&quot; actually plays against a defense with a pulse.&amp;nbsp; (Screw the Big 12 while I'm on a rant.)&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;2.&amp;nbsp; Forcier, pulled from the game.&amp;nbsp; His performance should be so dismal he doesn't start another game.&amp;nbsp; 0 td's with 2 fumbles and and interception.&amp;nbsp; And per number one, sacked 5 times.&amp;nbsp; Points would be awarded to me in the following fashion:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Crying: +1&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Head in hands: +2&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Hissy fit: +3&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Staring with a blank look on national tv at the scoreboard as time runs out: +10&amp;nbsp; (Win is still best in my mind)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;3.&amp;nbsp; I want this to be the game every pundit in the country points to at the end of the season and next year as the game that broke michigan's back.&amp;nbsp; The game that tore the team apart and sent them spiraling out of bowl contention.&amp;nbsp; (Or too the Little Caesars Pizza Bowl in Detroit hahahahahahaha)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;4.&amp;nbsp; And the hail mary.&amp;nbsp; I want this win to be so embarrassing Rich Rod losses it all.&amp;nbsp; Game, Team, Recruits, and then his job.&amp;nbsp; Utter humiliation, the kind that makes him wonder if this is karma for screwing over WVU.&amp;nbsp; (And for coaching at michigan.)&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;(Did I mention how much I hate michigan?)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;GO HAWKS!&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Do I believe the Hawks will win Saturday?&amp;nbsp; Absolutely.&amp;nbsp; However there are a few things that would make a great game unforgettable in my mind.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;1.&amp;nbsp; Remember the 2nd half of the Penn State game?&amp;nbsp; Remember the baby eating that was happening on the defensive line?&amp;nbsp; I want that, the whole game Saturday.&amp;nbsp; I want the national media to be awestruck by the tenacity and utter devastation that our defense brings to the table for all four quarters.&amp;nbsp; Enough of this &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/ncaa-football/players/10166/Tim_Tebow&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Tim Tebow&lt;/a&gt;/Bradshaw B.S. the national media is obsessed with quarterbacks.&amp;nbsp; Lets see what happens when one of their precious &quot;talents&quot; actually plays against a defense with a pulse.&amp;nbsp; (Screw the Big 12 while I'm on a rant.)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://cdn0.sbnation.com/imported_assets/269172/helmet_sticker_big.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://cdn1.sbnation.com/imported_assets/269172/helmet_sticker_big_medium.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;Helmet_sticker_big_medium&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;2.&amp;nbsp; Forcier, pulled from the game.&amp;nbsp; His performance should be so dismal he doesn't start another game.&amp;nbsp; 0 td's with 2 fumbles and and interception.&amp;nbsp; And per number one, sacked 5 times.&amp;nbsp; Points would be awarded to me in the following fashion:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Crying: +1&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Head in hands: +2&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Hissy fit: +3&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Staring with a blank look on national tv at the scoreboard as time runs out: +10&amp;nbsp; (Win is still best in my mind)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;3.&amp;nbsp; I want this to be the game every pundit in the country points to at the end of the season and next year as the game that broke michigan's back.&amp;nbsp; The game that tore the team apart and sent them spiraling out of bowl contention.&amp;nbsp; (Or too the Little Caesars Pizza Bowl in Detroit hahahahahahaha)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://cdn0.sbnation.com/imported_assets/269160/otg_caesars.gif&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://cdn3.sbnation.com/imported_assets/269160/otg_caesars_medium.gif&quot; alt=&quot;Otg_caesars_medium&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;4.&amp;nbsp; And the hail mary.&amp;nbsp; I want this win to be so embarrassing Rich Rod losses it all.&amp;nbsp; Game, Team, Recruits, and then his job.&amp;nbsp; Utter humiliation, the kind that makes him wonder if this is karma for screwing over WVU.&amp;nbsp; (And for coaching at michigan.)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://cdn3.sbnation.com/imported_assets/269169/rich-rodriguez-p1.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://cdn2.sbnation.com/imported_assets/269169/rich-rodriguez-p1_medium.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;Rich-rodriguez-p1_medium&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(Did I mention how much I hate michigan?)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;GO HAWKS!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
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      <title>Iowa-Michigan Haiku</title>
      <link>http://www.blackheartgoldpants.com/2009/10/6/1073969/iowa-michigan-haiku</link>
      <author>sfshilo</author>
      <pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2009 00:00:12 -0000</pubDate>
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  &lt;p&gt;Michigan QB's&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Cry like the Mississippi&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Over on sideline&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The word is &quot;Fight! Fight! Fight! for IOWA,&lt;br&gt; Let every loyal Iowan sing;&lt;br&gt; The word is &quot;Fight! Fight! Fight! for IOWA,&quot; &lt;br&gt; Until the walls and rafters ring (Go Hawks!) &lt;br&gt; Come on and cheer, cheer, cheer, for IOWA &lt;br&gt; Come on and cheer until you hear the final gun. &lt;br&gt; The word is &quot;Fight! Fight! Fight! for IOWA,&quot; &lt;br&gt; Until the game is won.&amp;nbsp; GO HAWKS!&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Michigan QB's&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Cry like the Mississippi&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Over on sideline&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The word is &quot;Fight! Fight! Fight! for IOWA,&lt;br&gt; Let every loyal Iowan sing;&lt;br&gt; The word is &quot;Fight! Fight! Fight! for IOWA,&quot; &lt;br&gt; Until the walls and rafters ring (Go Hawks!) &lt;br&gt; Come on and cheer, cheer, cheer, for IOWA &lt;br&gt; Come on and cheer until you hear the final gun. &lt;br&gt; The word is &quot;Fight! Fight! Fight! for IOWA,&quot; &lt;br&gt; Until the game is won.&amp;nbsp; GO HAWKS!&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;



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