A former TN player was answering questions on Reddit about Lane Kiffin and someone asked about Coach O

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[–]USCHonestly_ 2 points 1 hour ago

What was Ed Orgeron like?

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[–]Tennesseemodog97[S] 5 points 1 hour ago

He's a teddy bear. Off the field at least, and when he's in a good mood on the field. Get him pissed off and good bye having a fun time though. We learned not to ask him anything about his time at Ole Miss after a freshman initiation team event (freshman have to do something, a skit, stand up, sing, do a talent in front of the team and the team has to applaud for them to pass) and one kid imitated Orgeron at Ole Miss.

That kid ran for so long the next morning it was terrifying.

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[–]USCHonestly_ 3 points 1 hour ago

Tell me he did the "Colonel Reb is Crying" song... oh man, that would be hilarious. :D

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[–]Tennesseemodog97[S] 4 points 1 hour ago

That would be the one. Everyone was dying laughing. Except Coach O in the back of room with the stare of death.

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[–]USCHonestly_ 5 points 1 hour ago

Brave, brave soul, that one.

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[–]lsulateatnight 1 point 10 minutes ago

I could only imagine the silence in the room.

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[I received this from a friend I will call "The one handed bandit"]

Ladies,

It’s that time again.  That horrifying event that takes place every two years, and from which there is no escape, only survival.  But as hard as this is going to be, here goes … Fuck LSU!
 
The masochistic premature ejaculations we’ve seen this fall could give a heart attack to the guy who invented co-ed junior high.  Every week, we try to hold it in for the full 60 minutes.  We try to hide our mistakes with football’s Kegel exercise – the wideout reverse - but every game it’s the same sad story:  we somehow make it to the 3rd quarter, but we already blew our wad onto Nick Brassell’s butterfingers.  Our enemy laughs and punches us in the taint. WAOM.

Meanwhile, the Louisiana State Thundercats or whatever are severely constipated.  This team, with this coach, doesn’t do undefeated.  Not like this.  They need to crap themselves…badly.  The general terribleness and faux-French-douchebagery of everything LSU remains painfully visible, even from the other side of the world.  But where are the insane 4th down decisions? Where are the inexplicable play-calls and fake punts?  Where is the crazy?  We haven’t seen ANY of it this year, but rest assured, it’s there.

But how can we possibly win?  I’ll tell you how: WAOM!  That’s right, WAOM is how.  Over the past 2-3 years, this team has exhausted the entire list of ways to shoot itself in the face, and there is nothing left that could embarrass me about this football program.  Nothing.  But, like a law of physics, WAOM mandates that no matter how well our fans are prepared, no matter how numb we are to embarrassment, we must still leave the stadium angry and confused.  For once, this will work in our favor.

And here’s why: will a victory over LSU really make you feel that much better? Will seeing all that this team could have been change anything?  For me, for the first time in my life, the answer is “not really, it’ll probably just piss me off even more.”  We won’t leave the stadium embarrassed, just mad.  

WAOM at its deadliest . . . victory is certain.

So turn up the Benny Hill music and welcome the WAOM.  Embrace the confusion, embrace the embarrassment, embrace the frustration, the anger, the rage.  Invite the madness, reject rationality, and love the crazy.  But most of all… deal out the hate!

*  *  *

I want you toked-up, coked-up, and ready to slam pinecones down the cock-starved throats of these purple-trousered shitheads.  I want us reaching into the bowels of yesteryear and extracting single wing offenses and 9-2 defenses.  And I want you stuffing rabbits of rage so far up those coons’ asses that Houdini calls the humane society.  Trust me, they deserve it!
 
Can’t run a single wing in modern football? Fuck It! 
 
Can’t win without a passing game?  Fuck It!  

Can’t succeed without a good QB?  We don’t have one so . . . Fuck It!  And Fuck You!

If you’ve got the nuts to call yourself a man, then you’ve probably based your entire life on a simple mantra: “I’ve got pussies to lick and asses to kick!”  So if you wake up Saturday morning anywhere but Hate-town USA, guess what? You’ve got asses to kick!*    If you’re going to Oxford, drive up there like Jordan Jefferson just fucked your mom.  GODAMN YOU JORDAN JEFFERSON!  Bill, Ruben Randle says Italian is for nancy-boys!  Sam, Eric Reid just called your mustache prepubescent!  Bring the Hate! Bring the Pain!  Bring your war-face to the watch-party, and your butcher knives to the man-pile.

And lest we be under inclusive, Fuck Louisiana!  REAL STATES HAVE HILLS YOU TEXAS WANNABE!  The mere presence of these heathens in God’s Country is an abomination to all that is good and holy in this world.  So don’t hold back.  Screw niceties!  To hell with hospitality!  Chivalry be damned!  If they toss you a compliment, destroy them with insults.  If they offer you a beer, you’ve got hate on tap. Be angry.  Be loud.  And be very, very mean.  As windowless shed enthusiast Mike Leach would say, swing your motherfucking sword. 
 
So use your voice, use your fists, use your brains, and use your dicks.  That conveniently placed blunt object next to the smelly Cajun asshole from Plaquemines? USE IT!  That little boy from Hammond wearing their shitty pro-combat jersey?  Soak it!  And steal his pom-pom.  Those god-forsaken anybodies from Lafayette with their $2 beads and king-cake scarves?  Bedazzle their Azzhole.  YOU ARE THE ONE PERCENT YOU PIECE OF SHIT FANBASE!

I want “Fuck It” to be the battle cry.  I want chaos.  I want confusion.  But most of all, I want violence!  I want to take the Honey Badger, throw it in a burlap sack, and have Dog Brewer beat the shit out of it with a 2x4.  I want D.T. Shackelford on a triceratops playing polo with nun-chucks.  I want Damien Jackson blitzing on ice skates to see if these cocksuckers really bleed purple and gold.  I want blood, guts, and glory, and I want pure, one-sided, capitalistic hysteria to bring that concrete and metal madhouse to the ground.

And WHEN we win, I want a thousand international altercations on the square.  I want you to Favre-blast dick-pics from Baton Rouge to Bristol, so that nothing short of Rachel Nichols’ carpet and mismatched drapes can hide ESPN’s collective blush.  I want German reparations from the First World War to look like a recess spent in timeout.  I want the grove, the square, the campus, and even the highways to be on ridicule lockdown, because it is an obligation, a duty, to rub it in.

Yes they are inherently evil people!  Yes you are allowed to poopoo all up in their gumbo! Yes you are allowed to invade New Orleans!  And even if you weren’t, who fucking cares?  Do it anyway. TSWRA!  Yes, they suck, yes we rock, yes we party, and yes they don’t – not without your permission.  SO FUCK LOUISIANA!  FUCK LES MILES!  FUCK THE LETTER “X”!  FUCK HONEY BADGERS!  FUCK #1 RANKINGS!  FUCK THE COLOR PURPLE!  FUCK MY LIFE!  AND FUCKITTY FUCK ASS MONKEY FUCK LSU!

PEACE!
 
- Spicoli

(Per sprivals so take it for what it is)

Just received this in an email. Not sure where it started, was just forwarded to me as from Ro. Guess if a former player is willing to put it on the line with FR, maybe we all step up and we might get something done.

As former players, we sort of stand back. But here's one time I'm going to say how I've been feeling the last three, four or five years. It's going to be my first time saying it. It's going to be my last time saying it. Here goes: University of MississippiRomaro Miller played for Tommy Tuberville and David Cutcliffe at Ole Miss, helping the Rebels to four bowl bids during his career.We've got a major problem at Ole Miss. Everybody talks about how it starts from the top down. Right now we have the most divided fan base I've seen probably in football history. Dan Jones has been here 2-3 years and he has shredded every bit of school spirit we have out of this fan base. Can he repair it? I think it's beyond repair by him. Now you go to the next guy, Pete Boone. Listen to all the ex-coaches. You've got Tuberville's staff of 10 guys and 10 guys don't like him. You've got Cutcliffe's staff of 10 guys that don't like him. You're got Orgeron's staff of 10 guys that don't him. You've got Nutt's staff, and I'm hearing there are a lot of problems with those 10 guys. So roughly you've got 44 coaches out there throughout the country who really have a problem with Pete Boone. If we fire Nutt and let's say we call Kirby Smart, Kirby Smart is going to call one of these 44 coaches and these coaches are going to tell him, "Do not come to Ole Miss." So if Houston Nutt is gone, can Pete Boone go out and make the right hire? I don't know. As for the coaches, I could care less about Nutt and his staff. One thing that we've shown in the past is if you don't win football games at Ole Miss, you're going to get fired. So at the end of the year if we end up 2-10 or whatever, Houston Nutt will take care of himself. Being an ex-player, I support the players 130 percent. Each player that we have on our team had an option to go to another school. They made a commitment to go to Ole Miss and as a university, we repay them by giving them a coaching staff that with a minute to go before halftime runs the ball up the middle with Enrique Davis and gets stopped at midfield? It blew my mind but it didn't surprise me. It's what we've been saying all year. A friend was talking to me about Garrett Gilbert (the former Texas quarterback who recently announced he's leaving the Longhorns' program). He said, "Man, do you think we ought to go get Gilbert?" The guy actually knows the kid. I said, "Man, I would not let that kid come to Ole Miss. We have no identity. I don't know if we're a drop-back team, a spread team. We don't even know what we are." I'm 33. I have a lot of friends who are 55 or 60. They all say, "Ro, I've been following Ole Miss football a long time. The way you're feeling right now, I've been feeling that for a long time. I don't know if we'll ever win." I told my wife, "I don't want to look back when I'm 55 and 60 thinking the same thing." This morning, me and one of my buddies were walking our dogs. We saw a guy with an Ole Miss shirt on. I said, "Man, how's it going?" He said, "Man, I could complain, but I don't think anybody will listen." I think that pretty much sums it up for our entire fan base. Everybody knows there is a problem. Everybody's complaining. But the leadership we have, they don't hear and couldn't care less to hear it. Former players in the NFL say they're from their high school rather than Ole Miss. There's a disconnect between the administration and fans. There's a disconnect between the administration and former players. So it doesn't surprise me when they claim their high school and not Ole Miss. There comes a point where if you love the university, you have to do right by the university. We've got a lot of people running the university who couldn't care less. The only thing they care about is their check. And it's time for them to go. Being an ex-player, I talk to a lot of alumni. I know so many who have stopped donating to the university. Each alumnus needs to ask themselves how many alumni do they know who have stopped donating. I was one of the first to sign on to Forward Rebels. People talk about Forward Rebels and say they're bad guys, the message is wrong, this and that. My thing is when Forward Rebels came out with that first ad, it took the chancellor two weeks to come out with a reply. In his reply, he didn't say anything about fixing the problem. He said Forward Rebels were evil men. Now Forward Rebels are growing. You've got LSU fans posting, talking about they hate seeing what's going on at Ole Miss. You've got Alabama fans on Forward Rebels talking about how they hate to see our tradition being ruined like it is right now. That's tough. Everybody can see it. You've got all these national articles talking about Ole Miss and leadership. Sooner or later, there comes a point where if you love the university, you have to do what's best. Right now, our leadership is not doing the right thing by the fan base. I have no confidence. I hate to sound defeated. Eventually it's going to change, but I hope it's in my prime years. I was asked if I'm hopeless. I think a change is going to come, but I just don't know when. I love this school to death. I love those players to death. But I told my wife Thursday, "After this Alabama game, we have to really evaluate whether we're going to come back to the Arkansas game." For me to think like that, what does that say? It has nothing to do with what happened on the football field. Alabama has a great team. My thing is, even if we were losing and everybody was doing what's right for the university, I would feel a lot better. But when you go down there and you support and give your last dollar and your last nickel like a lot of our fans are doing and see the lack of effort, the lack of leadership from your chancellor, your A.D., your coaches and even the people behind the scenes, you have to ask, "Do I come and continue to support this or do I try to reach the leadership another way by not coming to the ballgames?" I'm quite sure I'm not the only one asking himself that. Starting this morning until Saturday at 11, my family and I and a lot of alumni, we have some major decisions we have to make. Honestly, right now, I don't know. The only thing that keeps me around is my love for those football players. Those guys, regardless of what happened Saturday, they deserve way better than what we're giving. These players could have gone to Alabama, to Auburn, to Tennessee. They chose to come to Ole Miss, and look how we repay them. Dan Jones has a chance to either build his legacy or hurt it the next 2-3 months. He can either make all the right moves and go down as one of the best chancellors ever or he can stay the course with what he's doing right now and go down as the worst.

sent at 7:30 this morning 

Office of the Chancellor University, MS 38677-1848

Dear Ole Miss Family, The Ole Miss Creed begins: “The University of Mississippi is a community of learning dedicated to nurturing excellence in intellectual inquiry and personal character in an open and diverse environment. As a voluntary member of this community, I believe in respect for the dignity of each person; I believe in fairness and civility.” These words say a lot about who we are as a university family. They establish that the excellence we seek in all aspects of university life rests on respect, dignity, fairness, and civility, and that we come together as a community. Further, we commit to being open with one another and valuing personal character. These words represent important Ole Miss values. Robust debates and disagreements always have taken place at institutions such as Ole Miss. The current controversy in athletics has gone beyond that. Many are aware of anonymous, malicious and public attacks on athletics director Pete Boone. The Ole Miss family may not be aware, however, that as a part of this orchestrated campaign, I have received threats, promising that if I do not remove Pete Boone, "It is going to get real ugly," and threatening to expand the attacks to other athletics employees.  Friends, supporters and the media have asked how I will react to this anonymous and vicious pressure. The short answer is that I will not react.  To maintain accreditation, the university must remain “free from undue influence from political, religious and other external bodies.” I would be less than the chancellor Ole Miss needs if I reacted to these polarizing tactics employed by anonymous critics. To do so would not only threaten the university’s accreditation, but it also would impair future university leaders by encouraging others to use such tactics to achieve personal, political or unsavory agendas or to harm the university.  As a university, we are committed to excellence in all things—including athletics. I regularly review the performance of all those who report to me, including Mr. Boone. But I cannot and will not engage in any sort of review in response to a public campaign to force his removal.  A debate worthy of attention is about who we are as a university family. Will we remain civil, reasonable people? Will we respect the dignity of each person? I believe we will. We know what our values are. The current campaign against the university and its athletic leadership is uncivil. It is not in the spirit of the Ole Miss family. It hinders the goals set forth in the Creed and is not in the interest of our university. I call on those involved in the campaign to stop, and I call on every person who loves Ole Miss to denounce it in every way possible.  Dan Jones, Chancellor The University of Mississippi

There has been a lot of talk these past 24 hours or so regarding what will and should happen with our athletics department. In what seems to be a preemptive strike to keep the Rebel fan base from entering a tailspin of panic, Rebel Athletic Director Pete Boone sent this last night at 11:34 PM to season ticket holders and financial contributors to UMAA. (HT: SNIWIJ)

Dear [SEASON TICKET HOLDER],  

The Rebel Family is the most important part of Ole Miss Athletics.  Without your generous support month after month, year after year and generation after generation, Ole Miss would not be what it is today - a destination university for Mississippians as well as the nation.  The richness of tradition and pride that encompasses Ole Miss fans all over the world is unparalleled.   The fullness of the Ole Miss football experience that you deserve and have generously invested in, has not lived up to expectations recently.  Coach Nutt and I met today and discussed the current state of Ole Miss football.  Both of us are extremely disappointed in our performance this year.  We agreed that to be successful, this disappointment must be met head on with solutions for improvement.  We discussed several areas that needed improvement and I support Coach Nutt in his effort to correct those areas.

 

As I have said, Saturday's performance and our running two-season SEC record are unacceptable.  Our commitment to compete at a championship level is as strong as ever and we will succeed!  We need your continued support of the team as Saturday is another SEC weekend and we need you here!

Sincerely,

Pete Boone 

Director of Athletics

Your thoughts on this?

This is part of an email sent by a buddy to my group of friends little post college/highschool email group.  I received this before this years LSU/UM football game.  This friend is an Ole Miss alum and currently attends a graduate school in New Orleans.  I didnt post it up on the site due to the timing.  It is one of the greatest hate rants ever and I felt that it was my duty before the basketball version of the lsu/um rivalry to let others outside of our little email chain group feel the hate.  Some parts have been edited to remove some peoples names......so fuck lsu, let the hate ensue......

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         I know not all of you are Ole Miss fans - nobody's perfect, and I know that some of you may not give two shits about the game this weekend between the Rebels - or the flood or whatever the fuck we're calling ourselves now – and the Tigers.  BUT, you should.  These inbred, circus-clown, corn-dog loving, mouth-breathing carneys down here in the hipster sanctuary of the South are fucking insufferable, which is why I'm writing.  I want to wipe the stupid smiles off the faces of each and every one of these cajun pricks who dream about a Nick Saban cum-shot surprise every night.  I won't be in attendance at the game or the grove, so I won't be able to dish out the hate live and in person.  Thus, this email disseminated rant...

  FUCK LSU! Fuck everything about the entire god-damn state of Louisiana and its gay-ass flagship university! To those who think LSU fans are cute and deserving of respect, get fucked... preferably by a low-life meth-head dressed in an LSU-ish red and blue pimp-suit with glitter.  I used to be a member of this group who "respected" LSU fans for their audible presence.  To me, I have only this to say: "Pop that collar homeboy! You are a motherfucking bitch, [NAME OF AUTHOR]!"

   LSU, get fucked... I wish I could be there to get pissed.  Those that will be at the game and are thus in the good graces of whoever the fuck decided to make 40% of my grade due on Monday, get pumped.  Be a dick! throw corn dogs at these fat pieces of shit and squirt mustard at their kids, take swigs of whiskey and blow it through a zippo right in the stupid yellow face of Mike the Tiger, while yelling "From Dixie with motherfucking love."  Make it known that this is a new era of Ole Miss football.  Make it known that Mississippi > Louisiana.  Let it be known that {EDIT} is the new sheriff in town, and we're arresting faggots.  Let it be known that LSU fans will not take over every bar of every town of every away team.

          If we win, dominate the square, dominate the bars, dominate the skirts.  If so much as one of these po-boys lands himself an Ole Miss hottie, we've failed (I'm looking at you {NAME}).  If we lose, blow up the square.  I was there in 2003, the last time this game meant something.  I can't describe the horrors of witnessing the nutria worshipers flood the square in their smelly purple windbreakers and ransack Oxford. I'd rather see the square nuked than even think about listening to these cake-eaters talk about how awesome that corn-dog stand was by the Blind Pig. Go up to the square, lure the gutter-sluts away with promises of funnel cakes and cherry-flavored hand grenades, and then lock them in Clant's house so the deliverance can begin.  Fuck hospitality, fucK being warm and embracing fans.  I don't want any of these people to ever want to come back to Oxford. FUCK LSU!

 Hotty Toddy, Who Dat, Ride or Die, End Rant.

Oh, and insert something derogatory about an alligator/pelican crossbreeding harley driver ... Forgot to mention that.

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This weeks Jackson Free Press included the restaurant guide which contains the menus of some establishments around town.  A great addition to the coffee table/eating out menu drawer.  Although they don't profess to be the place to go to get your sports info, I glance through the edition and get to the back of the thing to find a picture of HDN.  As I began to read the article that followed, I'm suddenly super pissed and ready to fuck start the JFP's collective face.  I immediately called a buddy and fellow Rebel who works at the Jackson Free Press and asked, "What the fuck is this garbage?  How in the holy hell did you allow a possible Arkansas fan to spit shit in a Jackson newspaper that you work for???"  So if anyone has some hate left in them for some HDN talk and is more talented at writing than myself, please let it flow.  I've made my feelings known to the JFP.