Hi!  So since I've been kinda MIA I thought I would contribute to the community by posting a DBD.  I was debating between a diary of my trip to SHA, including some not-so-gory stories of Spanish Guapo. But then that would likely bore/irritate a few folks.  So in honor or my Halloween costume for this year (my crew is doing a Mad Men theme since we'll be staying on Madison Ave in NYC), after the jump, I answer that age-old question..."If the Pac-10 were a Mad Men episode..."

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Turkey!  And... go!
so i have to fill this with seventy five words so...

GO BEARS! GO BEARS! GO BEARS! GO BEARS! GO BEARS! GO BEARS! GO BEARS! GO BEARS! GO BEARS! GO BEARS! GO BEARS! GO BEARS! GO BEARS! GO BEARS! GO BEARS! GO BEARS! GO BEARS! GO BEARS! GO BEARS! GO BEARS! GO BEARS! GO BEARS! GO BEARS! GO BEARS! GO BEARS! GO BEARS! GO BEARS! GO BEARS! GO BEARS! GO BEARS! GO BEARS! GO BEARS! GO BEARS! GO BEARS! GO BEARS! GO BEARS!

So here’s the deal, lets say you’re on a game show and you’ve been given five hours to spend $50,000.  Tell us what you would do.   

Ground Rules:

You can neither donate nor invest the money

You must choose 1 person to do everything with

You must choose a superpower to help you.  (Why? Show your work):

1) Invisibility

2) Travel at warp speed

3) Walk through walls

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By all accounts it was a sad and strange event.  It's grown to be the stuff of myths and legends.  There's been rumor, innuendo and much speculation.  So after several requests, the CGB Investigative Reports team decided it was finally time to tell you the True CGB Story of what really happened... on Twist’s Wedding Night.

Twist could not be reached directly for comment so the CGB IR team has had to rely on public quotes and interviews with Twist’s closest friends, coworkers, acquaintances, humans who have interacted with Twist.  We filled in holes where we could not stomach delving further into this pit of despair.   After the jump is a reenactment of that fateful night...

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First DBD so try not to judge please.  Thanks! 

With that...

Lets discuss BAM! (Thanks Fire Starkey for the idea to help me fulfill my DBD duty!)

BAM or Baseline Attractiveness Minimum is the lowest level of attractiveness one is willing to accept when evaluating a potential mate.  Please note that "potential mate" can refer to both long-term (husb/wife, fiance, bf) and short-term (hook-up, one night stand, fbuddy) partners.  As a result BAM will vary depending on situation. 

To relate this to you die-hard sports fans, after the jump, we will illustrate BAM using current NFL QBs. 

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