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Feb 14, 2008 Feb 16, 2011 57 642

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Athletics Nation Mark Ellis to have kidney removed

SuSlu reports on MaEl kidney removal

 

As if it couldn't get any worse, the injury bug just will not leave the A's alone. Early reports this morning by Susan Slusser reports that MaEl, our beloved unicorn, may have to have his kidney removed.

This of course will open up a slot for Bobby Crosby, who is set to have a break out year. After all his hard work and "dietary" tips from Mark McGwire, Bobby is expected to hit for power and find success laying off the outside breaking ball. I think it is safe to say we all expect Bobby to have an awesome season this year.

Ellis will be laid up for awhile, so Todd Linden will be invited to camp as a non-roster invitee and given a chance to compete for a spot on the roster. How that is related to Mark's kidney, I have no idea. But in the meantime, enjoy your April 1st.

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Athletics Nation Your opinion of this spring...in Haiku

Poll
Vote for your favorite haiku here
a.
11 votes
b.
2 votes
I thought you were banned still?
11 votes

24 votes | Poll has closed

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Athletics Nation Pitchers of today vs. Pitchers of yesterday....

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Athletics Nation Time to pay the piper

Poll
If you could sign Bonds for $1 million, would you sign him?
No
7 votes
No
5 votes
Hell no!
38 votes

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Athletics Nation Linden Cut

Poll
Do you agree with the Linden move?
Yes it was the right move
103 votes
No, bad decision!
94 votes

197 votes | Poll has closed

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Athletics Nation We salute you Mr. Too Lazy To Do Any Actual Real Research Before I Write An Article Man

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Athletics Nation Unfetterred enthusiasm...are you a gamer?

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Athletics Nation This year's squad compared to last year's. A reason to hope?

Just one fan's projections going into the 2008 season. Feel free to sound off!

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Athletics Nation The A's have cancer....maybe

The A's are carrying a story out of spring training today that Todd Linden is speculating that he is not going to make the team and is vocalizing his displeasure with playing time.

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Athletics Nation Eric Chavez. Toast?

The Hanahan Era begins...

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Athletics Nation Availability Heuristics and the Macarena

Availability Heuristic

Description

We make a judgment based on what we can remember, rather than complete data. In particular, we use this for judging frequency or likelihood of events.

Because we remember recent experiences or reports, then the news has a significant effect on our decisions. After a news feature about a rape case, many women will be more nervous about going out alone at night. We have thus been primed by the news, increasing the accessibility of this information.

Various factors can affect availability. Things which are easier to imagine, for example if they are very vivid makes themselves more available. Things which are uncomfortable to think about can push people into denial, making these thoughts unavailable. This may also be why we can seem egocentric: because our own experiences are more available to us.

 

 

 

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Athletics Nation The Injury Fairy is an A's fan this year

The injury fairy is visiting other teams this year. Can this really be our year?

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Athletics Nation "Hope springs eternal"...or...."You just cannot see past your cornea."

Back after a lifetime ban has been lifted by the commissioner of MLB (Major League Blogs) for my inappropriate use of photoshop and standing up a fellow AN'er for the AN day at the park (I owe you a game this year, my treat, you pick the game and I will buy you are beer as well)......

Poll
Do you participate in polls?
No, they are pointess and I NEVER fill these stupid things out
11 votes
Yes, they are fun, informative and I like to push the little button and watch the graph shoot out
20 votes

31 votes | Poll has closed

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Athletics Nation I have one free ticket to the River Cats game tonight if you want

This is a real posting, just so you know. Not my usual silliness.

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Athletics Nation A couple of my comics, as requested

As per request, I thought I would post a couple of my comics (from a previous life) I have several baseball related ones as well, but I was too lazy to dig them up (ok, honestly my hip has been bothering me and I am just not feeling myself lately....)

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Athletics Nation The summer blockbuster that has A's fans scared stiff!

Think this is scary?

Ha! You ain't seen nuthin' yet!

Poll
And the answer is....
Give Connor the ball...might as well start the entire River Cats lineup!
23 votes
Thank you Jesus for inventing cortisone
3 votes
Huston learns to throw lefty....quick!
5 votes
A platoon bullpen of whoever has a pulse that day
5 votes

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Athletics Nation Draw a line to the matching object...this is a test

As I am suffering through the ninth and another edition of the La Bullpen Follies, here is the latest light-hearted installment of PhotoShop Gone Wild.

Poll
Do you think polls are skewed by the makers of polls?
Yes
12 votes
Yes
10 votes

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Athletics Nation Graphic photos of my surgery...not for the weak of heart

With Chavez again leaving runners in scoring position, I decided to have my "I love Eric Chavez" tattoo removed. Since it has been with me a long time, there was only one alternative....

(warning: the following may be too graphic for many viewers. Please use discretion.)

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You should stop picking on Eric Chavez. He can't help it that his numbers are diminishing.
Yes, leave him alone
4 votes
No, it's time to start thinking about our future at third base.
16 votes
We don't need no stinking offense from our third baseman
11 votes
Tattoos make me hot!
7 votes

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Athletics Nation How dare they call our boys $@%holes!!!!

This is appalling. Absurd. And it will not be tolerated. They are the Omegas, and we will be their Deltas. The Los Angeles Assholes of Tustin in Anaheim near Disneyland Angels of Buena Park are a wanna be big league team, the Yankees of the west, replete with jerkoff overrated players with stupid monikers.

NO ONE CALLS MY BOYS A BUNCH OF ASSHOLES!!!

So, here is my plan:

I am going to signup and I will be DAILY bombing them with funny clips highlighting every freakin' faux pas they make, on and off the field. BUT I will do it under the guise of an Angels fan, and link it back here. Sure, some will catch on, but if "Slingblade" is any indication of their intellectual capacity, it's a cakewalk.

Personally, The Huntington Beach of Anaheim Ontario Angels of Los Angeles have just elevated themselves to this fans most hated list, supplanting the Yankees (for now)

I suggest a small subversive contingency do the same:sign up and create general chaos.

Poll
Next to rapists, child molesters, Hitler and Yankees, what is below the Angels and their fans?
Nothing
46 votes

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Athletics Nation Jack Cust Instruction for the Serious Player (hint, hint!)

Just discovered this website. Perhaps a certain third baseman and catcher whose intials start with ERIC CHAVEZ AND JASON KENDALL might get the message...

Poll
At this present rate....
Geren will use Street as a pinch hitter for either one of them in key situations
2 votes
Jason "Kenall" will be the first batter in history to hit in the negative
8 votes
Beane replaces Ty Van Burkleo with Jack Cust as a player/coach (hey, that's not a bad idea!)
6 votes
Eric Chavez will win a Gold Glove and a Razzie in the same season
0 votes
Bring Back Rickey!
5 votes
Fans will pour on to the field and physically remove Kendall when he hits in key situations
5 votes
Fans will pour onto the field and physically remove Chavez when he hits with runners in scoring position
1 votes

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Athletics Nation Anyone disagree?

Every year in baseball, characters emerge who capture our imagination: Underdogs become Heroes, Unknowns become Icons.

For us A's faithful, the 35,000 faithful chanting, "Marco"..."Scutaro" in unison for a little-used utility player will forever bring a smile to my face. This year it is King Cust, and it could'nt happen to a nice "character".

Languishing, undeservedly so, in the minors for an astonishing 11 years, plucked from the "scrap heap" out of sheer necessity, King Cust used his bat not unlike "The Natural" to turn baseball's attention toward Oakland.

Now we have some wood to go with the arms. Thank you Mr Cust...enjoy the spotlight, you deserve it!

Poll
You are Billy Beane. Piazza is healthy...what do you do now?
Write a new book..."How To Win With Nobody's"
2 votes
Trade Cust
2 votes
Organize a lynching committee if Billy trades or sends down Cust
11 votes
Trade Kendall, stick Piazza behind the plate and keep Cust at DH
35 votes
Give all ANers free tickets for all home games (hey, doesn't hurt to ask!)
10 votes
Trade Piazza
7 votes
Let Cust pinch hit for everyone but DJ, ESPECIALLY Chavez!
3 votes
Send Cust down
3 votes

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Athletics Nation Piazza who?

Jack Cust comes from nowhere to save the Oakland Athletics from imminent disaster and has such a remarkable run for the A's that he takes over the stat lead in every offensive category in every league...

Poll
Choose your favorite Jack Cust-ism
"In other news, the Oakland Athletics trade Mike Piazza....."
17 votes
J-Rod
10 votes
Jack Cust 2008, the people's choice
9 votes
It's a bird, it's a plane, it's Jack Cust!
6 votes
If your kid Cust in the forest, would anyone hear it?
12 votes
"I'm really excited for the guy. I hope he hits 100 homers this year." Barry Bonds
15 votes
Piazza who?
9 votes
If you must, go Cust!
8 votes

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Athletics Nation Take The Dan Johnson Eye Test Challenge!

Test your vision with the Dan Johnson Eye Chart!

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What do you think of DJ's latest outburst?
Won't last
9 votes
I am so happy I think I just wet myself (this was the collective response of the A's pitching staff)
14 votes
I always knew he could do it
19 votes
DJ got his MOJO back!
22 votes
About FREAKIN' time!
27 votes
Is Dan Johnson the one that plays about as often as Harden?
1 votes
Dad, what does "aberration" mean?
7 votes
Dan Dan he's our man, Chavez can't so let's go DAN!
12 votes

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Athletics Nation Gary Larson is an A's Fan?!?!

I was thumbing through my Far Side book today and ran across this comic. I was totally unaware that Gary Larson was a member of the AN! Seems everyone is sick of "second and third, no outs" futility...

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What do you feel like doing when the A's get runners on second and third, no outs?
Get a rope!
3 votes
Getting in the car, driving to the game, getting a bat and popping up to the right fielder...how hard can it be!!!!
20 votes
Trading Chavez for a can of Spam
9 votes
Make sure there is a bullet in every chamber
10 votes
Trading the Spam for Langerhans
8 votes
Drop to my knees and pray to every god I can think of
20 votes
Run for the hills
3 votes
Take a photo...futility like this is historic
3 votes
Quickly change the channel...I can't stomach carnage
9 votes

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Athletics Nation The secret...

A glimpse into the brilliance that is Billy Beane...

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What do you think happens next?
We trade Chavez for A-Rod
2 votes
We trade Harden for a 1972 Pinto Wagon with faded fake wood panelling
5 votes
We trade Kendall for A-Rod
5 votes
Nothing
17 votes
We trade Putnam for A-Rod
15 votes
Billy pulls another rabbit out of the hat and brings in a huge player...for rest of season
10 votes
We trade for a big time slugger
5 votes
God has mercy on us and the entire season is rained out
1 votes
We trade Harden for a "b" player and some players to be named later
7 votes

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Athletics Nation Fans say the darndest things

Off day shannanagins...

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What do you watch on your off day?
Cheers
6 votes
Law and Order SVU
3 votes
The Sharks lose
11 votes
Law and Order C.I. - Criminal Intent
2 votes
The Warriors
31 votes
Trial by Jury
0 votes
My VCR tape of the 1989 World Series
9 votes
Dancing with the Stars
4 votes
Law and Order
3 votes

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Athletics Nation Fan I am...A primer for beleaguered A's fans

I cannot get them on the radio
I cannot see them on TV
I cannot get them on MLB
Bud Selig is an S.O.B.

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Athletics Nation Play Along With Me...

Together, maybe we can put this team back together again, one player at a time.

Just keep the Swede away from sharp objects!

Poll
It's late and I am hungry. What should I eat (Late cuz I watched the RiverCats win tonight)
Captain Crunch
3 votes
Tater Tots
2 votes
Twinkies
4 votes
The mysterious left-overs from last week
3 votes
TV Dinner
0 votes
Crow (I did say that Kennedy sucked)
10 votes
toast
0 votes
PBJ
2 votes
Loaiza is toast
3 votes
microwave burritos
5 votes

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Athletics Nation A's Promotion Department Rejects

I was rummaging around out back of the Oakland Athletic's administrative offices today (because that's what I do) and this is what I found in a box marked "BobbleHands Promotion"...

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For $100 (in Monopoly money) who had the shortest tenure as an A?
Andy Abad
9 votes
Art Shamsky
4 votes
Ed Jurak
1 votes
Ryan Langerhans
16 votes
Scott Hemond
1 votes
Ozzie Canseco
7 votes

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