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      <title>Chipper is a Baby</title>
      <link>http://www.talkingchop.com/2008/8/13/593176/chipper-is-a-baby</link>
      <author>smoltziemyhero</author>
      <pubDate>Thu, 14 Aug 2008 00:00:22 -0000</pubDate>
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&lt;p&gt;Does Chipper want to win the batting title or not!??!? Why is he sitting out tonight cause of a stomachache? He needs 502 PA to qualify; he has 398 as of today. More than likely, he will qualify. But dude needs to be careful and save up for those muscle pulls that he will probably have a few of by season's end. Don't get me wrong, I LOVE Chipper. But shit like this gets on my nerves. I played my entire senior softball season hurt (which i know is like 1/8 of the games in a MLB season) but my team needed me so i played. Now, obviously it is too late for Chipper's team to need him, but does he really want this batting title or not? I feel like the lack of fire of the team is part of Chipper's fault. Smoltz was right in calling Chipper out about not playing last year, because he plays through injuries like none other.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Am i being a bitch? Tell me what y'all think.&lt;/p&gt;

  
  


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      <title>Javy Lopez</title>
      <link>http://www.talkingchop.com/2008/7/30/583316/javy-lopez</link>
      <author>smoltziemyhero</author>
      <pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 03:19:30 -0000</pubDate>
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&lt;p&gt;God i'm so tired of the Corkster!!! I mean...holy shit. I know the season's lost but...damn!!! so why not sell more tickets by bringing Javy back for the year? I mean ANYTHING is better than Corky!!! Maybe we can buy Adam Dunn in the offseason with ticket revenues from the Javy Reunion Tour. What do y'all think?&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&quot;Corky sucks, he really, really sucks&quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&quot;Corky's just a loser with no self-esteem&quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&quot;Corky's a loser baby, so why don't we DFA him&quot;&lt;/p&gt;
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