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snacktastic

  • joined Sep 05, 2012
  • last login Aug 21, 2014
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Mild-mannered library worker by day, obsessive football fan by night.

Graduated from Amherst College, which is not the same as that other school in Massachusetts with "Amherst" in its name.

Enrolled in Syracuse's online MLIS program, though I'm reluctant to root for a team that got hammered 56-0 by Georgia Tech.

A Fan Of...

  • NFL Atlanta Falcons
  • NCAAF Georgia Bulldogs
  • Soccer USMNT
  • General Amherst Lord Jeffs
  • NCAAB Syracuse Orange
Recent Activity
Lunch Baylor serves every skankfight.
Commented on IS THIS TEAM SCREWED: NOTRE DAME on Aug 21 2014, 2:06p
Brain van Porn Stache is the DC? Hurrrrrrrr.
Commented on IS THIS TEAM SCREWED: NOTRE DAME on Aug 21 2014, 1:09p - 1 reply
TIL
Commented on THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL HAILS FOOTBALL'S MOST GENTLEMANLY FIELD on Aug 21 2014, 12:31p
Tell that to Atlanta drivers.
Commented on THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL HAILS FOOTBALL'S MOST GENTLEMANLY FIELD on Aug 21 2014, 11:56a
SOP.
Commented on THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL HAILS FOOTBALL'S MOST GENTLEMANLY FIELD on Aug 21 2014, 11:53a - 3 replies
That blows.
Commented on Thursday Morning Pre-MC on Aug 21 2014, 9:41a - 1 reply
Five middle schools, 90 from one of them.
Commented on Thursday Morning Pre-MC on Aug 21 2014, 9:40a - 1 reply
Here:
Commented on Thursday Morning Pre-MC on Aug 21 2014, 9:35a - 2 replies
Shift+A.
Commented on Thursday Morning Pre-MC on Aug 21 2014, 9:30a - 4 replies
/"Foxnewsiness" added to OED
Commented on NO ONE HAS A WINNING RECORD AGAINST THE TOP 25 on Aug 20 2014, 3:56p
"Never heard of the guy."
Commented on NO ONE HAS A WINNING RECORD AGAINST THE TOP 25 on Aug 20 2014, 3:45p - 1 reply
Same here.
Commented on NO ONE HAS A WINNING RECORD AGAINST THE TOP 25 on Aug 20 2014, 3:25p - 1 reply
Yep.
Commented on IS YOUR PET READY FOR THE SEASON? on Aug 20 2014, 1:00p
Auto-rec.
Commented on THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL RAISES A GLASS AND A SEVEN IRON on Aug 20 2014, 10:56a
This.
Commented on THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL RAISES A GLASS AND A SEVEN IRON on Aug 20 2014, 10:08a
Shift+A. Hello, everybody, the new season approaching.
Commented on THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL RAISES A GLASS AND A SEVEN IRON on Aug 20 2014, 9:53a - 1 reply
BAMA CAN'T BE IN ERRY CONFERENCE PAAAAAAAAAAAAWL
Commented on HOW TO COLLEGE FOOTBALL GRIEVE: A GUIDE on Aug 19 2014, 3:45p
Needs more mugshot.
Commented on GO BLACKEYES on Aug 19 2014, 2:39p
Anon IV, Illusions, Kelly's Gyros (might happen next year), vineyarddawg, and...let's say Guynemer.
Commented on SPURRIER AIN'T DANCED WITH 'EM on Aug 19 2014, 1:51p
NOPE
Commented on SPURRIER AIN'T DANCED WITH 'EM on Aug 19 2014, 1:26p - 2 replies
No Subject
Commented on SPURRIER AIN'T DANCED WITH 'EM on Aug 19 2014, 1:25p
(vastly)
Commented on SPURRIER AIN'T DANCED WITH 'EM on Aug 19 2014, 1:19p
Welp.
Commented on SPURRIER AIN'T DANCED WITH 'EM on Aug 19 2014, 1:10p
/brofist
Commented on SPURRIER AIN'T DANCED WITH 'EM on Aug 19 2014, 1:09p
Clicking profiles all day only works so well. I'd probably do better with a massive list.
Commented on SPURRIER AIN'T DANCED WITH 'EM on Aug 19 2014, 1:06p - 3 replies
/Notes
Commented on SPURRIER AIN'T DANCED WITH 'EM on Aug 19 2014, 1:05p
So I might have to take the "season tickets with a rival fan" thread and make an EDSBS fandom database.
Commented on SPURRIER AIN'T DANCED WITH 'EM on Aug 19 2014, 1:03p - 6 replies
Me, Silver Britches, vineyarddawg, The Ugas Departed, etc.
Commented on SPURRIER AIN'T DANCED WITH 'EM on Aug 19 2014, 12:47p - 2 replies
Coin flip between Boozy McHound and GatorEnginerd.
Commented on SPURRIER AIN'T DANCED WITH 'EM on Aug 19 2014, 12:46p - 2 replies
No Subject
Commented on THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL SOLVES TWO PROBLEMS AT ONCE on Aug 19 2014, 11:17a
Pretty sure it was Tebow.
Commented on THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL SOLVES TWO PROBLEMS AT ONCE on Aug 19 2014, 11:15a - 1 reply
This is the post of a twelve-year old who just found out about the internet, profanity, and opinions all at the same time.
Commented on THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL SOLVES TWO PROBLEMS AT ONCE on Aug 19 2014, 11:15a
"Easterns Kentucky and Michigan"
Commented on THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL SOLVES TWO PROBLEMS AT ONCE on Aug 19 2014, 10:29a - 4 replies
I can dig it.
Commented on Image Fanshot on Aug 19 2014, 10:27a
Broncos-FLACONS 2012 on MNF was a thing that happened, so you can bet these non-stop penalties will carry over to the regular season.
Commented on Image Fanshot on Aug 19 2014, 10:11a - 1 reply
/Sigh
Commented on Image Fanshot on Aug 19 2014, 10:08a
Morning, looters.
Commented on Image Fanshot on Aug 19 2014, 9:56a - 4 replies
/seeds spends 15 hours waiting for a MARTA bus
Commented on IS THIS TEAM SCREWED: NORTHWESTERN on Aug 18 2014, 2:03p - 1 reply
Arkansas.
Commented on IS THIS TEAM SCREWED: NORTHWESTERN on Aug 18 2014, 1:29p
Any meat-roasted-on-spit places around?
Commented on Image Fanshot on Aug 18 2014, 12:46p
76th overall.
Commented on Image Fanshot on Aug 18 2014, 12:45p - 1 reply
He was drafted awfully low in the EDSBS league.
Commented on Image Fanshot on Aug 18 2014, 12:42p - 1 reply
LOL NO
Commented on Image Fanshot on Aug 18 2014, 12:41p - 1 reply
You'll feel it when the tomatoes from the audience hit.
Commented on Image Fanshot on Aug 18 2014, 12:40p
Question: Has the Commentariat ever WHAARGARBLed about classical music?
Commented on Image Fanshot on Aug 18 2014, 12:34p - 8 replies
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