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snacktastic

  • joined Sep 05, 2012
  • last login Aug 31, 2014
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Mild-mannered library worker by day, obsessive football fan by night.

Graduated from Amherst College, which is not the same as that other school in Massachusetts with "Amherst" in its name.

Enrolled in Syracuse's online MLIS program, though I'm reluctant to root for a team that got hammered 56-0 by Georgia Tech.

A Fan Of...

  • NFL Atlanta Falcons
  • NCAAF Georgia Bulldogs
  • Soccer USMNT
  • General Amherst Lord Jeffs
  • NCAAB Syracuse Orange
Recent Activity
Thunder, lightning, fire, and brimstone.
Commented on Second Half Open Comment Thread: on Aug 30 2014, 8:56p
I wasn't so much "talking about" my fantasy team as mildly trolling.
Commented on OPEN THREAD: BUTTCATCH on Aug 30 2014, 8:49p
GUYS GUYS GUYS YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHICH UGA RUNNING BACK IS THE LEADING SCORER ON MY FANTASY TEAM
Commented on OPEN THREAD: BUTTCATCH on Aug 30 2014, 8:43p - 2 replies
Dat pick six.
Commented on OPEN THREAD: BUTTCATCH on Aug 30 2014, 8:29p
Good luck.
Commented on OPEN THREAD: BUTTCATCH on Aug 30 2014, 8:12p
AKA "Jackass, Bama Edition".
Commented on OPEN THREAD: JUST BLAZE on Aug 30 2014, 5:08p
AWWWWWW SHIT
Commented on OPEN THREAD: JUST BLAZE on Aug 30 2014, 5:04p
This.
Commented on OPEN THREAD: JUST BLAZE on Aug 30 2014, 4:03p
Dammit.
Commented on OPEN THREAD: JUST BLAZE on Aug 30 2014, 3:47p - 1 reply
Exactly.
Commented on OPEN THREAD: JUST BLAZE on Aug 30 2014, 3:40p
Dammit, GSU.
Commented on TONIGHT on Aug 30 2014, 3:39p
I find them equal parts confusing and amusing.
Commented on TONIGHT on Aug 30 2014, 3:38p
Eagles better go for it on fourth.
Commented on TONIGHT on Aug 30 2014, 3:27p
But I thought BEES always scheduled an opponent they could drop 70 on in Week 1!
Commented on jump on Aug 30 2014, 1:52p - 1 reply
//Pats self on back for picking GSU
Commented on jump on Aug 30 2014, 1:49p - 2 replies
ROLL DAMN GA SOUTHERN
Commented on jump on Aug 30 2014, 1:47p - 1 reply
Devin to Devin.
Commented on OPEN THREAD: WE LOVE YOU, JANE on Aug 30 2014, 12:13p
Still celebrating the occasion too, it seems.
Commented on GAME DAY on Aug 30 2014, 8:29a
Shift+A. It's Saturday, bitches.
Commented on GAME DAY on Aug 30 2014, 8:27a - 2 replies
Nothing like a thread full of weed jokes to make your Friday afternoon.
Commented on puppy on Aug 29 2014, 5:54p - 2 replies
DAMMIT I WANTED TO MAKE THIS JOKE
Commented on Image Fanshot on Aug 29 2014, 4:23p
Well, yeah.
Commented on Image Fanshot on Aug 29 2014, 4:19p
Wolfpack, wat r u doin
Commented on Image Fanshot on Aug 29 2014, 4:17p - 1 reply
The reverse is true for me. I've always liked the NFL, but I've become a huge fan of CFB in just the past three years.
Commented on Image Fanshot on Aug 29 2014, 3:26p
I can't stop watching this.
Commented on MARIJUANA: AN EXPLAINER on Aug 29 2014, 2:21p - 2 replies
No Subject
Commented on MARIJUANA: AN EXPLAINER on Aug 29 2014, 2:20p - 1 reply
YES.
Commented on fanshot on Aug 29 2014, 2:07p
CS, B
Commented on fanshot on Aug 29 2014, 2:03p
Welp.
Commented on fanshot on Aug 29 2014, 1:52p
Is there audio/video of this?
Commented on just a year ago on Aug 29 2014, 1:06p
/Chuckles
Commented on just a year ago on Aug 29 2014, 1:02p
Shouldn't your AD be the one drinking a lot?
Commented on just a year ago on Aug 29 2014, 11:32a - 1 reply
Where the hell are my warp drives, engineers?
Commented on just a year ago on Aug 29 2014, 11:01a - 2 replies
I don't know whether to punch whoever did this, or put a mustache on it and move on.
Commented on THE CURIOUS INDEX NEEDS TO FILE A CLAIM on Aug 29 2014, 9:49a - 2 replies
WHY HAVE I BEEN READING ABOUT SPIDERS WHEN IT'S FOOTBALL SEASON
Commented on THE CURIOUS INDEX NEEDS TO FILE A CLAIM on Aug 29 2014, 9:39a - 4 replies
Rec'd so damn hard.
Commented on Struggle bus on Aug 28 2014, 11:41p
Why, yes, I will be watching this game later on.
Commented on ALL I WANT THIS SEASON on Aug 28 2014, 4:26p - 1 reply
Tex-Mex.
Commented on ALL I WANT THIS SEASON on Aug 28 2014, 4:11p
Yep.
Commented on ALL I WANT THIS SEASON on Aug 28 2014, 4:10p
Rampant racism.
Commented on ALL I WANT THIS SEASON on Aug 28 2014, 3:47p - 1 reply
Dammit.
Commented on ALL I WANT THIS SEASON on Aug 28 2014, 3:40p
Pictured:
Commented on ALL I WANT THIS SEASON on Aug 28 2014, 3:36p - 1 reply
That corn graph.
Commented on Image Fanshot on Aug 28 2014, 3:24p
Performance art?
Commented on Image Fanshot on Aug 28 2014, 3:06p
Sharpe gonna Sharpe.
Commented on Image Fanshot on Aug 28 2014, 3:03p
/Sigh
Commented on Image Fanshot on Aug 28 2014, 3:00p
Corch eating sad pizza while drifting on a golf cart would be hilarious.
Commented on Image Fanshot on Aug 28 2014, 2:57p
Couldn't do it. Mine would be boring as hell.
Commented on THE SIMPLEST WAY TO MAKE FOOTBALL BETTER on Aug 28 2014, 2:48p
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