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soxrule!35

Nov 06, 2009 May 30, 2012 4 642

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South Side Sox Paid in Full(the bullpen)

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via www.chicagonow.com

 

[Ozzie G]: Yo Kenny, What's up?
[Kenny]: Yo, I'm doing the knowledge, Ozzie, I'm trying to get the bullpen full
[O]: Well, check this out, since Chicago is our city, right
[K]: True
[O]: Jerry Reinsdorf is our boss
[K]: Word up
[O]: SSS is our sons
[K]: Indeed
[O]: Okay, so who we rollin with?
[K]: We rollin with the White Sox
[O]: Of Chicago! Check this out, since we ruling over
this def lineup that I put together, I wanna hear some of them
def plans, know what I'm saying?  And together, we can get
the bullpen full

[Kenny]
Thinkin of a master plan
Cuz ain't nuthin but change inside my hand
So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent
So I dig deeper but still holes in the bullpen
So I start my mission- leave my residence
Thinkin how could I get some RPs for cents
I need money, I use to swing a stick kid
So I think of all the previous trades I did
I got some losers, I got some breaks, ain't nothin funny
Stop smiling, be still, don't nuthin move Kenny but the money
But now I turn to dealing cos I'm righteous
I feel great!  So maybe JR might just
Find a nickel and a dime, if I strive
Then maybe the Whitesox'll stay alive
So I walk into my office whistlin this
Feelin right in place but man do I miss
A decent farm system that I can trade from
Me and Ozzie G, and a nice bullpen of
Hard throwin hicks that know how to pitch
But without no money it's still a wish
Cos I don't like to dream about minor trades
So I dig into the GM book I made
To now test to see if I got pull
Hit the phone lines, until the bullpens full

 

First fanpost.  Quite possibly the last.  All Ozzie lines have been translated from the original source.

23 comments  |  3 recs | 

Pure gold. If this has been posted already then my bad, my search didn't find it.

ed. note: Keeping Bosh-bashing centralized
, here's his quote from Wednesday night's game. "Coach wants to work. We want to chill. He knows he has to meet us halfway"

over 1 year ago Tiny soxrule!35 36 comments 12 recs

So he pretty much has to come here now right? Right???? can we get Obama to tell Chris Bosh to come here too?

about 2 years ago Tiny soxrule!35 5 comments 1 recs

"Fighting Silva would be a concession. It would demand a suspension of the samurai way to please those who don't understand."

about 2 years ago Tiny soxrule!35 3 comments