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spengler

  • joined Mar 25, 2008
  • last login Sep 05, 2013
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douchebag idea of the day

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3-23 in the playoffs? benched? madonna not returning your calls? no problem.

score one for Kenwo

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Inasmuch as Kenwo's apostasy regarding Konerko is regrettable, I am not surprised by Lance Armstrong, nor is anyone else. And that is Kenwo's point.

douchebag idea of the day

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Melky Cabrera thinks he can fool mlb by clever use of the interwebz.

douchebag idea of the day

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Ozzie Guillen is either a fool or a tool-- or perhaps (for those, unlike me, who are inclined to be charitable) he just outhunk himself. Sendiing Dunn to pinch hit for Lillibridge was so mindless that it caught the attention of the mothership.

douchebag idea of the day

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$200 million in tax-payer funds for improvements to Wrigley? Really?

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This isn't exactly breaking news by now, but holy shit, Carlos Zambrano has elevated himself to the pinnacle, the zenith, the apex, the pantheon, nay the hall of fame of douchebaggery. His notion of pissing away $24 million dollars- conceived, mind you, as a solution to his very own inability to avoid being one of the world's premier douchebags- is likely the douchebag idea of the season. Only in Wrigleyville could a player turn himself into this veritable tautology of douchedom; only there could a man, by virtue solely of his own unassailable wretchedness, turn what should normally be an occasion of sympathy for another loss in another lost season, into a spectacle of such cataclysmic egotism that even the Cubs organization and the sorry hordes of lemmings known as Cub fans are throwing up in their mouths. It is beautiful in its purity, desolation, and futility, this confluence of a douchebag, his douchebag behavior, his douchebag response to his own douchebaggery- and, ultimately, their demoralizing effect on the legions of douchebags who pay to watch him suck.

KW: $30M for one player 'asinine'

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I guess no Pujols for the Sox.

douchebag idea of the day

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This would be an ignominious end to a glorious career.

douchebag idea of the day

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This one appears to have come home to roost. Oscar Wilde anyone?

douchebag idea of the day

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at least the proposed film can't be any worse than his blog.

douchebag idea of the day

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of course they have the cubs' guy running it.

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OT: To Play or Not to Play?

Fantasy Baseball.

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and in other news

omar minaya goes insane, offering jose reyes for juan uribe straight up.

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Danks vs. McCarthy Pt.1

Through the first 20% of the season

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Cheer up, damn it.

The tone around here has been fucking ghastly-- glum & hopeless, with the occasional vitriol and ledge-jumping thrown in.

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Danny Wright, the Gyroball, the Decline of SSS, and other thoughts

I used to post comments and diaries here all the time. I still read the blog almost every day, but it seems to have changed.  Did I miss something? Was there an announcement?  I see Cheat posting...

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Spring Training Location Update

I promised I would write something on this topic when a substantive event occurred that affects where the White Sox train in the spring.

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Ode to Gload

Always remember The slam in Camden and the Shot off Santana

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Don't Look Now- Latest Thome vs. Thomas Comparison

Going into today's play

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If McCarthy starts, who's out?

If Ozzie gives BMac a shot in the rotation, you'd have to assume  Buehrle, Garcia, or Vazquez would be the odd man out.

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Enjoy the Pain - Your Favorite Frustration

This is why we love baseball.  This is why we love the Sox.

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