Charlie Sheen bails Dykstra out of jail

Sheen provides 22-1/2 large in "cheddah" to get Nails outta the hoosegow. How did we not see this coming? There's just something about dysfunctional misfits that draws them together. Maybe they're gonna go do coke off of strippers thighs. Maybe they're gonna trade tax tips. Hell maybe they're just gonna sit around and make plans for Sheens next opus "Penetrex: The Lord of Nude Male Dance Theatre" Who the fuck knows?