SB Nation User Blog: stingy d

oh man did i have one hell of a dream

stingy d — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 14:35:53 -0000

It started out simple enough. There i was in the city council meeting with all the other people who just like to see a shit-show. the crowd is the usual new york crowd: insatiably unimpressed. Every now and then a comment gets a rise out of a few muttering clusters. Work it up enough and a few people can make a decent wisecrack to temporarily shatter the council's dominance. But all in all, the council goes from old business to new business and not much changes.

That's when the Hassidic contingent from South WIlliamsburg bumrushed the stage and took the microphone's hostage.

Either side of the podium was being held by rabbinical thugs. The crowd went haywire, everyone was yelling and shoving one another closer to the front. Some people leaped over the barrier onto the council floor and started pacing like savages, hulking and salivating. Wild eyes everywhere. I noticed a few italians holding their brains on their laps, some smiling and all looking around like nothing was happening. The one with the biggest brain darted his beady eyes with no expression on his face and his head locked comfortably in place. he had both hands on his brain like a science project.

Meanwhile, the leader of the Hassidic takeover was trying to restore some sense of order. Eventually the roar of the crowd lessened to a buzz and rumble. I looked on, not fearful, more dissatisfied that this little man could garner so much attention just by his sheer presence. Smug fuck he was. pause.

The rabbinical one began to speak. The crowd was getting upset and that made them louder. Perpetual disagreement with the speaker. He kept on though and sparks flew in both directions. from the podium to the floor and back. Violent lashings of words. I was starting to feel nervous that a huge fight might break out at any moment.

Then, like a shot in the dark a taller brolic man entered stage left, and grabbed every microphone on the stage. Some of the council members started yelling, which drew more insistence from the crowd! It was pure insanity now. The man who took all the microphones brought them to the far right of the stage and put them down on the open space at the table. He held one and began to speak. The crowd instantly was silent. I could no longer see the italians. The jews were all queasy. Some were hopping from foot to foot like children that drastically needed to urinate. Some wet themselves. Others wriggled their hands together, anxious.

At this moment i realized the man with the microphones was Donnie Walsh. His shining gray suit and furious red hair were unmistakable behind his glasses, his fingers flaying out in all directions, connecting dots in some mysterious dimension we can't touch. Suddenly though i was falling behind on what he was saying! i marveled too long on my recognizing him. He kept mentioning "hibidity", and how the world functions on hibidity. Not only from an emotional standpoint, but also in a very material sense the world at large is regulated by hibidity. Finally it all made sense. Donnie Walsh had set everything straight.

I woke up.

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hungry is the new early.

stingy d — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 16:19:55 -0000

hungry is the new early.

wilson "the description" chandler.

i don't think we're funny. too many years of debauchery. i get sad because of the knicks.

stingy d — Sun, 17 May 2009 03:20:42 -0000

i don't think we're funny. too many years of debauchery. i get sad because of the knicks.

i'm so depressed

stingy d — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 23:27:52 -0000

i'm so depressed

when will it end? the misery! the pain! the shocking agony! the infinite horror! the corruption! the apathy. this team has wound me and wound me up for so many years. the bright side is so dim and i see a tunnel at the end of the light.

i feel sad

boston is really somewhere i think i hate. yea. i hate it there. i hate boston and india. i...

stingy d — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 17:25:44 -0000

boston is really somewhere i think i hate. yea. i hate it there. i hate boston and india. i think england gets on my nerves too.

mardy collins is a joke

stingy d — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 03:15:32 -0000

mardy collins is a joke

i think los angeles (the city) is a joke too. so whatever. the fact that they are having this bizarre discussion is funny to me though. so i thought it would be good to point it out.

mardy collins to start? remember when we had problems like that? we have seriously turned the corner.

who i want to win championships

stingy d — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 02:16:38 -0000

who i want to win championships

knicks
warriors
suns
blazers
knicks

chris bosh is superiorly weak

stingy d — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 18:38:56 -0000

grow doodie out of your head. grow an overbite. get a girlfriend with a sevenhead. try to be funny and fail miserably because you lack stage presence. that's a good start.

then do this:

man, i tried to do this good, but the guy just doesn't inspire anything interesting. it was gonna be a guide on how to be superiorly weak.

but listen just trust me, chris bosh is about half of what he's cracked up to be. you might think you want him to bolt toronto and come play for new york, but you really don't. this guy needs a small town market, he would fold under the pressure. he's a chump. if he was the guy we signed after we signed lebron, or wade or somebody that is an actual MVP candidate, he would come in handy. But that's all you get out of a great role player, starter type player. david lee would have outperformed dwight howard in the olympics too. don't get caught up in a guy having a great run while playing on the best team you have seen, possibly ever. you know who bosh reminds me of, not stylistically, but what he provides a team: carlos boozer. you suckers ain't lining up clamoring for that mope. but if boozer outperformed howard and bosh instead of playing 3 minutes a game for the usa team. you'd be jocking that fool too?? get off barsh's nuts. he's not what you think he is. he's second rate.

killer klowns from outer space

stingy d — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 14:19:26 -0000

killer klowns from outer space

i know a couple guys extolled their love for this movie. so if you want to download the soundtrack for the killer klowns.... now's your chance.

click the link and follow the tracklisting to the killer klown face icon, and it will take you to a rapidshare page. soon thereafter you will have the soundtrack and you can listen to it on repeat for the next three days.

i want that guy on the team, no matter what. i don't support the loss of nate robinson in any real...

stingy d — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 01:48:56 -0000

i want that guy on the team, no matter what.

i don't support the loss of nate robinson in any real way.

i also do not support espn's trade machine. but i got all curious.. and apparently we could trade nate and anthony roberson for anthony randolph and marco bellinelli.

how's that make you feel?