It would be nice to sign David Lee.  I think it would also be very nice to sign Nate Robinson.  I like those two and I want them on the team, and they deserve to be on the team.  Apart from any bartering and argument, they have paid their dues to the franchise.  Furthermore, it would be nice to sign Ramon Sessions.

Another nice thing would be to trade Eddy Curry to a slower paced environment.  A town without all the rush and the hustle and the expectations.  A new home where he could re-focus himself and clear out his mind, start fresh.  He needs the open space, and he deserves it.  With all Eddy has gone through, it would be nice to see him land on his feet.  He had a harder year than most of us can even possibly imagine.  After those nice things, i'd love to ship Jared Jeffries and one year of on-call-anytime hand jobs to Siberia for a conditional second round pick, a carton of cigarettes, and money for cheap whiskey.  Yeeaaap... That would be nice!

Then we could watch Larry Hughes disappear, and Al Harrington's contract would evaporate.  Chris Duhon will move on.  Cuttino Mobley will come off the cap.  Oh it would be nice!  Perhaps Toney Douglas matures quickly into a force.  Jordan Hill figures out a thing or two, and makes some real progress each day.  Darko Milicic becomes the man he was expected to be when he was just a boy.  So many nice things!  

I like nice things!  I really do.  You know, though, what would be really nice, and absolutely attainable... how about some new uniforms for whoever the bunch of clowns we got is.  I'm sayin:  could i get a mufuckin cursive new york jersey out this bitch somewheres in here or what?  yo.  for real, can we rock a new logo, or like a updated one or somehting?  i mean, the whole style we got is kinda chump.  i can dig the color scheme.  mattera fact.  keep that.  for definite.  but i'm saying....

just cursive my new york across the cest, and rock some cursive last names on the back.  you could cursive up the numbers a little somethin, and we're good.  just like that.  boom!   cursive.

It started out simple enough.  There i was in the city council meeting with all the other people who just like to see a shit-show.  the crowd is the usual new york crowd:  insatiably unimpressed.  Every now and then a comment gets a rise out of a few muttering clusters.  Work it up enough and a few people can make a decent wisecrack to temporarily shatter the council's dominance.  But all in all, the council goes from old business to new business and not much changes.  

That's when the Hassidic contingent from South WIlliamsburg bumrushed the stage and took the microphone's hostage.

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grow doodie out of your head.  grow an overbite.  get a girlfriend with a sevenhead.  try to be funny and fail miserably because you lack stage presence.  that's a good start. 

then do this:

man, i tried to do this good, but the guy just doesn't inspire anything interesting.  it was gonna be a guide on how to be superiorly weak.  

but listen just trust me, chris bosh is about half of what he's cracked up to be.  you might think you want him to bolt toronto and come play for new york, but you really don't.  this guy needs a small town market, he would fold under the pressure.  he's a chump.  if he was the guy we signed after we signed lebron, or wade or somebody that is an actual MVP candidate, he would come in handy.  But that's all you get out of a great role player, starter type player.  david lee would have outperformed dwight howard in the olympics too.  don't get caught up in a guy having a great run while playing on the best team you have seen, possibly ever.  you know who bosh reminds me of, not stylistically, but what he provides a team:  carlos boozer.  you suckers ain't lining up clamoring for that mope.  but if boozer outperformed howard and bosh instead of playing 3 minutes a game for the usa team.  you'd be jocking that fool too??  get off barsh's nuts.  he's not what you think he is.  he's second rate.