http://www.sbnation.com/users/stratoscaster Posts made by stratoscaster on SB Nation http://www.dailynorseman.com/2009/8/20/996964/packer-fans-here-is-your-solution stratoscaster Fri, 21 Aug 2009 01:11:57 -0000 <p><br />I am a diehard fan of our beloved purple living in the heart of packerland and i listen to local sports radio here and there throughout the day. I have to say that in the last few days the hurt, bitterness and downright hatred of your fallen hero has left your quality of life in&nbsp;shambles.&nbsp;&nbsp;You must learn to get over this so you can&nbsp;appreciate the rivalry on&nbsp;the whole new level that it has risen to.</p> <p>My solution is this---Pair off in two's--simple as that. This way you can each help each other out by pulling out from your cheeks the purple #4 atomic wedgie that was just given to you. Then, and only then, will you be able to scream out "Free at last, Free at last, Thank God Almighty, we are free at last!"<br /><br /></p>