This is suckmyditka's Bottom 5

In order from 5 to 1 he will now list his Bottom 5

Number 5. That feeling you get when Brian Urlacher doesn't show up to voluntary OTAs

I know all of you feel it. Yet again Lach's career comes into question. "My God!" you say, "Lach isn't attending voluntary work outs!" you say, "He must be thinking of calling it quits!". The correct answer is, he probably is done and will never play again so the Bears should start grooming Dom Diccico to start this year because he used to play safety so therefor he can step right in and take Lach's spot without any wrinkles.

Number 4. When Earl Bennet isn't elected the hands down #1 wide receiver

He catches everything, he's a pro-bowler, he's underrated. He's an All-pro and doesn't get the recognition he deserves. His 24 receptions for 381 yards last year proves that he is a legit #1 threat and can burn Darrell Revis every down.

Number 3. That one time Craig Steltz killed Charles Tillman

Seriously though, f**k Craig Steltz

Number 2. Matt Forte not being signed to a 10 year $400m contract

He's the best thing since Sweetness and deserves to be paid like David Beckham. If the Bears don't have him they won't win any games. Forget Brandon Marshall, Jay Cutler, and a defense with 3 probable HoFers on it. Matt Forte IS the Bears and if they don't have him they may as well prepare to compete for the Matt Barkley lotto

And the moment you've all been waiting for.....Number 1. When the Honey Bears aren't on the sidelines

On the real though, the last time the Bears won a Super Bowl was 1985, the last time the Honey Bears preformed, 1985, coincidence? Probably, but I like to think that having cheerleaders on the sidelines in a stadium that holds 70,000 people honestly helps the team and gets them motivated. Forget all the screaming, bleeding orange and blue fans. Forget the fact that they're being paid millions of dollars to win Super Bowls. The only thing that truly gets players in the right mindset to play football is cheerleaders. look how it's working in Dallas, those guys are amazing.

Rabble rabbale, garble garble, whatever

1. Bill Belichick- This is almost as obvious as Andrew Luck going #1 overall. If you didn’t see this one coming then you should just stop being a football fan. Not only is he the best coach in the NFL right now, he has been the best coach for the past decade and once he retires he will be considered the greatest NFL coach of all time.

2. Mike Tomlin – This one wasn’t as easy. I had three coaches that could have gone here, but Mike gets it in my opinion. He took over a stacked Steelers team in 08 and made them even better. Already considered by most Pitt fans to be better than Cowher, he isn’t done yet. Considering he’s younger than some of his players, he has plenty more years of dominance left in him.

3. Tom Coughlin – Old school, hardnosed and an all around good guy are all things that describe Coughlin. He is just a downright great football coach. Thought to be on the hotseat just two years after winning a Super Bowl, he turned his luck around and took a mediocre Giants team and made them champs. He undoubtedly will be in the HoF one day.

4. Lovie Smith – Wait…What? Our Lovie? Top 5? Yes. Lovie Smith is the fourth best coach in the NFL. Not only has he accrued the 3rd most wins in Bears history, he also has coached a Bears team that hasn’t lost more than 9 games in a season since 2004. He constantly works with lesser talent, but always has the Bears tough and ready to contend. I say keep it up Lovie, you’ll get your Super Bowl soon!

5. Mike McCarthy- He’s just…how do I put this…lucky. He inherited a football team with so much talent that he didn’t really have to do much of anything. He can let his QB run his offense, he can let his DC run his defense, all he has to do is look chubby on the sidelines. It doesn’t take away from the fact that he has a Super Bowl ring and a 15-1 season.

6. John Harbaugh – Some people may think Harbaugh has underachieved, but I’m not one of those people. I honestly think he has overachieved. He’s consistently a contender in the AFC North, and consistently a nuisance in the AFC playoffs. His QB is lackluster at best, and the only real weapon on his offense is a decent, but not spectacular RB. Harbaugh is a great coach who deserves to have talent on his football team.

7. John Fox – Yes, that John Fox. Now you’re probably thinking that I’m a little insane. I would challenge you to think of it this way, which coach could take a mediocre Panthers team to the Super Bowl and damn near win it? Which coach could take a Tim Tebow lead Broncos team and make a playoff run? John Fox. He’s a good, solid football coach whose defenses will always be ranked In the top 15.

8. Andy Reid – I don’t think Andy is that great of a coach. I think he’s a good offensive mind, but as far as head coach goes, he’s middle of the road. He’s had some good, but not great Eagles teams and has never been able to coach his team over that hump.

9. Jim Harbaugh – In his first year he lead the 49ers to a first round bye and an NFCC game. The arrow is only pointing up for the second year head coach. He has the uncanny ability to get his players to buy into everything he does and that’s something that can go a long way in the NFL.

10. Jeff Fisher – There’s no denying Jeff Fisher is a good coach. If he can turn this Ram franchise around into a winning one, then he’ll be a great coach. Nothing else to say.

11. Ken Whisenhunt – He helped coach the Cardinals to the Super Bowl. That should be enough of a reason to have him in the top 15. He’ll get his team under control this year and they’ll be contending in the already weak NFC West.

12. Rex Ryan – He may be a clown, but he’s a hell of a defensive mind. He can just downright coach defense. His offenses, however, have been disappointing to the point where they have brought in Tim Tebow to give them a scoring boost…Wait What? Ryan took his team to two consecutive AFCC games and I don’t expect them to stay out of the playoffs very long. He’ll be back.

13. Gary Kubiak – Has the upstart Texans playing like a SB contender. Had their QB not been injured, and then their backup been injured, I fully believe the Texans would have been in the AFCC if not SB.

14. Mike Shanahan – One of the all time greats. He’s a class act. He does things his way, or does them no way. He’s taken over the rough job of putting up with Dan Snyder. Shanahan is going to get his franchise QB this year and will do well with him. The Redskins will be back in the playoffs before too long.

15. Marvin Lewis – Just two years ago the Bengals won the AFC North. Marvin Lewis is a great coach and knows how to evaluate talent. He’s one of the class acts In the NFL and if the Bengals ever got rid of him he’d have another HC job within the first 10 minutes of being unemployed.

16. Mike Smith ,Atlanta

17. Romeo Crennell, KC

18. Ron Rivera, Carolina

19. Jim Schwartz, Detroit

20. Pete Carroll, Seattle

21. Jason Garrett, Dallas

22. Mike Munchak, Tennessee

23. Chan Gailey, Buffalo

24. Norv turner, SD

25. Leslie Frazer, Minnesota

26. Pat Shurmer, Cleveland

27. Joe Philben, Miami

28. Chuck Pagano, Indianapolis

29. Mike Mularky, Jacksonville

30. Gregg Schiano, Tampa Bay

31. Dennis Allen, Oakland

32. Joe Vitt and that lovely situation they have going on down in NO

I really hope I didn't double up on anybody

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(Original Post by Mr.Titanium) (So there's no confusion I am NOT a lawyer, nor do I defend Mr. Webb as a client, this is meant purely as entertainment and for those purposes only. This is NOT meant to be taken literally, I am only stating my case for Mr Webb, as I think he is a good player who has a lot of potential. Thanks. Enjoy)
Time To Hold Court Gentlemen. My client J'marcus Webb, has hired me to defend him against you haters.

My Cient has informed me that has been gettin ragged on this site. He doesnt feel youve given him an opportunity to prove his worth. So he has asked me to help convince you of his worth and his potential that he feels will be on display this upcoming season. Please remember that J’marcus will be going into his third year. He has only started one year. And year he started, which was las year there was no off season. He was into an offense known for its comlexity,lack of protection, and lack of line adjustments. Might I also add that with no offseason he was asked to learn 37 pass protection schemes on the fly. With all that being said may i also remind you that Mr. Webb is just 23 years old, about the same age of his peers in this years draft class.

Lets start with with a litte history on J’marcus Webb.

He graduate highschool as a Parade All-American. His freshmen year he started 12 games as long horn. Now those of you that would say he couldnt cut it would be completely wrong. His problem was not on the field. My client was too busy chasing girls and downin kegs provided by his peers to hit the books like he was suppose to. Because of Mr. Webbs beleif in his ability, and also his impatience. He decided to drop down as instructed by his counselor, to a Juco so that he could remain playing football. Playing one year in Juco he started all games and became a Juco All-American. After making improvement on his grades he decided to move back up and attend West Texas A&M. It is from there Mr. Webb decided to enter his name into the draft.

My client has also taken offense to compliments given to this years offensive tackle draft class. Need i remind you that J’marcus Webb is 6’8 335. No one individual in this years tackle class is bigger. You might have a couple that have eaten more burgers, but no bigger.

Now lets take a look at what situation my client Mr. Webb was brough into as a rookie.

I will display how many sacks were allowed by a martz coached team, and if any of these lines started a pro bowler or all pro team player. (the players name doesnt indicate that he was a pro bowler or all pro that year, it just indicates he started, and he was that caliber of a player)

1999-33 sacks-won superbowl- orlando pace, adam timmerman
2000-44 sacks-orlando pace, adam timmerman
2001-40 sacks-orlando pace, adam timmerman
2002-46 sacks-orlando pace, adam timmerman
2003-50 sacks-orlando pace, adam timmerman
2004-50 sacks-orlando pace

2006 (detroit lions)-63 sacks

2008 (49ers)-55 sacks- Joe Staley

2010 (bears)-56
2011 (bears)-49

One small thing to look at is even with the same line with the rams, as every year went defenders got better and i would also assume Martz added more plays. With that being said, every year that went by the rams allowed more sacks. But just in one year the bears actually declined in sacks. Now yes they still gave up too many, but that shows something was done to make improvements on pass protection.

Now since we are so high on the idea of taking a tackle in this years draft i thought i would compare Mr. Webbs information with the top 5 tackles in the class. I have him ranked second, where would you rank him? Let me also give you this food for thought. Do you really think we are going to draft an offensive tackle for the third year in a row in the 1st round.

Age Player 40 Bench vertical 3cone shuttle broad
(23)matt khalil-6’7-306 4.99 30 27 7.33 4.65 x
(23)riley reiff-6’6-313 5.23 23 26.5 7.87 4.75 8’2
(x) martin-6’5-312 5.3 20 x x x x
(x)M. Adams-6’7-323 5.4 19 28.5 7.94 4.95 8’4
(22)C glenn-6’6-345 5.15 31 23.5 8.13 5.0 7’9
(23)J. Webb-6’8-335 5.14 20 26 7.82 4.80 8’5

-I couldnt find any combine results on Johnathan Martin, but i did find some pro day results. They say his pro day was horrible. Only one negative stands out on Webbs numbers and thats his 20 reps. Well let me start out by saying how many times you rep 225 is not as important as how fast you move each rep. What i speak of is plyometric power. Fore any body builder can rep out a high number of reps but can they extend those arms out explosively towards the defender. Mike Tice personally worked Webb out at his pro day. This is the same Tice who coached up Pro Bowler Bryant Mckinnie from his rookie year. And from what i hear Tice was really impressed with Webbs ability to extend and explode his arms into the defender.

J’Marcus Webb broke Mike Tice’s tooth, now will play for him

Posted by Mike Florio on April 24, 2010, 7:25 PM EDT

Chicago Bears seventh-round draft pick J’Marcus Webb, an offensive tackle from West Texas A&M, has already made an impression on his position coach, Mike Tice.
During a private workout last month, Tice was holding a blocking pad and Webb hit Tice so hard that he chipped the coach’s tooth. Tice told the team’s web site that Webb had the best punch of the five prospects he personally worked out.
At 6-foot-8 and 335 pounds, Webb has the size to play in the NFL, and he showed as a freshman at Texas that he can play with the big boys, although he decided after his freshman year to transfer to West Texas A&M for what he described as personal reasons.
"I’m ready to play, no doubt about that," Webb said. "I don’t feel like there’s anybody that can get in my way. I’m ready to play on this level, on any level."

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(That comment was the start of what some would call arrogance, thats what he is suppose to say if and if there is an o-lineman who doesnt feel that way then i dont want him.)

Ok, on to my last section of work. My client has informed not only have yall been raggin on him but his whole offensive line. So i came up with some statistics that i think make the statement of our system hurt us last year more than the personal.

These were top ten teams in allowed sacks last year.

1. Rams-55 sacks allowed-114 hits on qb
2. Cardinals-54 sacks allowed-86 hits on qb
3. Dolphins-52 sacks allowed-95 hits on qb
4. Seahawks-50 sacks allowed-114 hits on qb
5. Bears-49 sacks allowed-87 hits on qb
6. Viking-49 sacks allowed-76 hits on qb
7. Jaguars-44 sacks allowed-76 hits on qb
8. 49ers-44 sacks allowed- 82 hits on qb
9. Broncos-42 sacks allowed-68 hits on qb
10. Steelers-42 sacks allowed-73 hits on qb

The best team in allowed sacks last year was the Buffallo Bills. hmmm. What was there record again?
Bills-23 sacks allowed-69 hits on qb

Now the interesting part is there left tackle was demetris Bell, now known as demetrus bell. He was the most penalized tackle during the year, and members of the site there is no way this guy is better than my client Mr. Webb. Which brings me to the fact that Bell was allowed to seek free agency this year, and there was no rush to pick him up. A couple interesting facts about bell is that attended Northwestern St. University, which is where i went to school. And also he is Karl Malone’s son.

Now everybody is in a rush to get rid of Webb and deal with the third and fourth best tackle in the draft. Lets look at some of these other teams who were high in sacks allowed and see who makes up their offensive lines.

Rams-55
Jason smith (3rd pick overall in the same draft as webb(6’5-309)
Harvey Dahl
Jason Brown
Jacob Bell
Rodger Saffold (33 pick overall in his second season)

Cardinals-54
Levi Brown (5th year, picked 5th overall in his draft)
Daryn Colledge
Lyle Sendlein
Rex hadnot
Brandon Keith

Miami-52
Jake Long (pro bowler, 3rd season, picked 1st overall in Webbs draft)
Richie incognito
Pouncey ( 15th overall pick in his draft)
Vernon Carey
Marc Columbo

Seattle-50
Russel Okung (1st year, 6th overall pick)
Robert Gallery (picked 2nd overall in his draft)
Max Unger (picked 49th overall in his draft)
John Moff
B. Giacomini

Vikings-49
Charlie johnson
steve hutchinson
john sulivan
anthony Herrera
Phil loadholt (picked 54th overall in his draft)

Jags-44
Eugene Monroe (picked 8th overall, 2nd year)
Will Rackley
Brad Meester
Uche Nwaneri
Guy Whimper

49ers-44
Joe Staley (pro bowler, 4th yr, 28th overall pick in his draft)
Mike Iupati (rookie, 17th overall pick )
Jonathan Goodwin
Adam Snyder
Anthony Davis (1 yr of experience, 11th overall pick)

Broncos-42
Ryan Clady (3yrs, 12 overall pick in webbs draft)
Iane Beadles (rookie, 43rd overall pick
J.D. Walton (80 overall pick, 1 yr of experience)
Chris Kuper
Orlando Franklin (45th overall pick, rookie)

Steelers-42
Max Starks (75th overall pick in his draft)
Trai Essex
Maurice Pouncey (probowler, all pro, 18th overall pick in his draft)
Roman Foster
Marcus Gilbert (31st overall pick, rookie)

In closing, i ask that you give my mammoth of a client an opportunity to show an prove in an offensive system this year that will be built on power and protection of the quarterback, rather than one that was built on finesse and provided the quarterback no protection.

J’marcus Webb-6’8-335-23 years old.

Just Thought I'd throw out a prospect who isn't a WR or DE
6'3" 242 LBs
Butkus Award Winner
4.58 40 yard dash

38 inch vertical
Scouting Report

"I think I'm a smart player. I think I do a pretty good job preparing myself," he said. "That's something I take pride in. Being prepared, and knowing what each individual guy is responsible for. I can point at different guys, and let them know what they're doing if they have questions. I take pride in having the ability to do that. And doing that, and knowing what everyone is doing, you can play faster. It allows you to be more successful."

what do you think WCG? If he drops I think he's an automatic pick

1. Indianapolis Colts - Andrew Luck, QB Stanford

2. St. Louis Rams – Justin Blackmon WR OK St.

3. Minnesota Vikings – Matt Kalil OT USC

4. Cleveland Browns - Robert Griffin III, QB Baylor

5. Tampa Bay Buccaneers – Morris Claiborne CB LSU

6. Washington Redskins – Michael Floyd WR ND

7. Jacksonville Jaguars – Quinton Coples DE NC

8. Carolina Panthers – Devin Still DT Penn St.

9. Miami Dolphins -. Riley Reiff OT Iowa

10. Buffalo Bills – Melvin Ingram DE SC

11. Kansas City Chiefs – John Martin OT Stanford

12. Seattle Seahawks – Zach Brown LB NC

13. Arizona Cardinals -. Mike Adams OT OSU

14. Dallas Cowboys – Dre Kirkpatrick CB Alabama

15. Philadelphia Eagles -. Luke Kuechly LB BC

16. New York Jets – Trent Richardson RB Alabama

17. Cincinnati Bengals -. David DeCastro OL Stanford

18. San Diego Chargers – Courtney Upshaw Pass Rusher Alabama

19. Chicago Bears – Kendall Wright WR Baylor

20. Tennessee Titans – Janoris Jenkins CB Florida North Alabama

21. Cincinnati Bengals – David Wilson RB Virginia Tech

22. Cleveland Browns – Mohammed Sanu WR Rutgers

23. Detroit Lions - Cordy Glenn OT Georgia

24. Pittsburgh Steelers – Trumaine Johnson CB Montana

25. Denver Broncos -. Coby Fleener TE Stanford

26. Houston Texans – Rueben Randall WR LSU

27. New England Patriots – Mark Barron S Alabama

28. Green Bay Packers – Lamar Miller RB Miami (U)

29. Baltimore Ravens – Vontaze Burfict LB Arizona State

30. San Francisco 49ers – Jerel Worthy DT Mich St

31. New England Patriots – Andre Branch Pass Rusher Clemson

32. New York Giants – Michael Brockers DT LSU

DE

1. Quinton Coples - North Carolina

2. Whitney Mercilus - Illinois

3. Melvin ingram - South Carolina

4. Nick Perry - USC

5. Andre Branch - Clemson

DT

1. Devon Still - Penn State

2. Jerel Worthy - Michigan St.

3.Michael Brockers - LSU

4. Brandon Thompson - Clemson

T5. Fletcher Cox - Miss. St.

T5. Jared Crick - Nebraska

ILB

1. Luke Kuechly - BC

2. Vontaze Burfict - Arizona St.

3. Zach Brown - North Carolina

4. Dont'a Hightower - Alabama

5. Tank Carder - TCU

OLB

1. Courtney Upshaw - Alabama

2. Zach Brown - North Carolina

3. Sean Spence - Miami (U)

4. Levonte David - Nebraska

5. Bruce Irvin - West Virginia

CB

1. Morris Claiborne - LSU

2. Alfonzo Dennard - Nebraska

3. Dre Kirkpatrick - Alabama

4. Janoris Jenkins - Florida North Alabama

5. Jayron Hosley - Virginia Tech

S

1. Mark Barron - Alabama

2. Harrison Smith - ND

3. Markelle Martin - OKST

4. George Iloka - Boise St.

5. Antonio Allen - Clemson

Top 5 at each position

QB

1. Andrew Luck - Stanford

2. Robert Griffin III - Baylor

3. Ryan Tannehil - Texas A&M

4. Brandon Weeden - Oklahoma St.

T5 - Kirk Cousins - Michigan St.

T5 - Brock Oswieler - Arizona St.

RB

1. Trent Richardson - Alabama

2. Lamar Miller - Miami (U)

3. David Wilson- Virginia Tech.

4. LaMichael James - Oregon

5. Chris Polk - Washington

WR

1. Justin Blackmon - Oklahoma St.

2. Michael Floyd - Notre Dame

3. Alshon Jeffery - South Carolina

4. Kendall Wright - Baylor

5. Mohammed Sanu - Rutgers

TE

1. Dwayne Allen - Clemson

2. Coby Fleener - Stanford

3. Ladarius Green - Louisiana-Lafayette

4. Orson Charles - Georgia

5. Michael Egnew- Missouri

OT

1. Matt Kalil - USC

2. Riley Reiff - Iowa

3. Johnathan Martin - Stanford

4. Mike Adams - Ohio St.

T5. James Brown - Troy

T5. Kelechi Osemele - Iowa St.

OGs/ Cs

1. David DeCastro - Stanford

2. Peter Konz - Wisconsin

3. Brandon Washington - Miami ( U)

4. Kevin Zeitler - Wisconsin

5. Kelechi Osemele - Iowa St.

Second installation .

Updated version.

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I love draft time. It's probably my favorite time of the football season (when the Bears aren't in the post-season). Therefore, I have decided to put my premature mock out here for you all to see. Have fun

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The Falcons came in to town as the favorites by every Main Stream Media source, including most Chicago media sources. The Bears won the game 30-12, and if you scroll down you'll get my post game analysis. 

Key Players

Cutler  22/32  312yds 2tds 1int

Forte   16at/68yds 0tds_5rec 90yds 1td_158 total yards

Bell 10att/24yds 0tds

Hester 3rec 60yds (should have been 1td)

Knox 3rec 60yds

Williams 4rec 55yds

Urlacher 10 tackles, 1 fumble rec, 1 int, def TD

Player of the game

I'm going to give this to a few different people. I believe on defense the whole defensive line (including rotating player) deserves the game ball here. They put enough pressure on Ryan to cause him into making some mistakes. On offense clear up until the Jay Cutler INt, i was going to give the game ball to him, however, that INT turned me away from that and I am giving the offensive game ball to Matt Forte. 

My honorable mentions would be Henry Melton on defense and Roberto Garza on offense.

This game came right down to what everyone expected it would, the battle in the trenches. the Bears dominated the LOS the entire game. They came out to stop the deep pass, and they did just that. The Bears allowed too many yards on the ground, but when a team commits to stopping the pass like they did, they will give up more on the ground. Henry Melton, Amobi Okoye, and Julius Peppers all had sacks. Peppers and Melton had 2 apiece. Brian Urlacher showed that he is still a game changer at MLB and should still be considered a top 1 or 2 LB in the league. On offense the quick start really impressed me. Roy Williams showed up to play and went out and did what he was expected to do. Johnny Knox had a couple very nice catches, but also gets credited with a drop, but he still played a solid game. Matt Forte needs paid. Please.

Play Of The Game

I had this between three different plays. Urlacher's INT, the Pep/Lach fumble TD, and Hesters 53yd screen play. I'm going to have to give it to the Hester screen play because it fully shows that Devin Hester can be a legit WR in this offense if he gets the right looks. He's still ridiculous and deserves credit for what he is in this offense. A legit WR.

Just a list of a few thoughts i jotted down during the game. Because sobriety allows me to do such things.

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Taking into account what commentors said i have adjusted accordingly

How's this one?

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That's right, the wait is over, finally.

I have decided to do my 3 round mock draft. 

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This post is going to be dedicated to my thoughts about certain things going on around the league and whatnot. I want to try and do one of these posts every once in awhile and if they become popular I'll try and post them more, so here goes . And i'll try my hardest not to mention Hester, Wootton, or Liuget ;]      Aiight here goes.....

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Failed?

Leading a team to an 11-5 record and an NFCC birth is failure? Then colour me a failure.

You’re a f****** bozo.
Broncos fans are stuck . They all have a secret love affair with Jay Cutler. It’s like when the guy gets dumped by the hot girl in highschool and then they obsess over her for the next 20 years. You all are the highschool guy.
Grow the h**l up and realize the Broncos were falling apart under McNugget and Cutler was the smartest ffudger out of the bunch to get the hell outta there while he still could

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