You might want to lay off PTR if …

surfergirlsa — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 18:30:28 -0000

You cancel plans with your friends on a Saturday night so you can stay home, hop online and play drinking games with your fellow PTR-ers. Not that I’ve ever done this…

You’ve considered going out and buying a fish aquarium because you can’t get enough of Hipuks’ fish pics.

You have to fight the urge to say “That’s what she said” when your mom says something that she thinks is completely innocuous, like “That was really hard.”

You’re at work or hanging out with your friends and someone makes a sexually inappropriate comment, to which you reply “BANNED!” before you can stop yourself.

You receive puzzled expressions from your friends after calling them “The JV” when they do something stupid. Why don’t they get the joke??

When you wake up, you realize that you just dreamt about your PTR friends all night. Faceless, some even nameless, friends. It’s like when you watch a TV show so much that you start to believe the characters are your friends in real life.

You’re about to put on your clothes for the day, and as you pick out a cashmere sweater, ATS’s face (and by face, of course I mean Avatar/profile pic) passes before your eyes. Because we all know he has a strange obsession with cashmere.

You’re talking to someone, they say something you totally agree with, so you shout “Plus 1!!”

That's all I've got for now.Feel free to add to the list. And go easy on me...this is my first time... (TWSS)

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You might want to lay off PTR if …