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tehzachatak

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take my eye black off wipe it on my shirt

Cubs 4, Cardinals 3: Ted Lilly pitches eight strong innings, giving up one run on five hits and striking out five. While he's at it, he plows into one of the drones from the Molina collective, knocking him out of the game. But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And they absolutely will not stop, ever, until there is one on every Major League roster.

NEVER FORGET
alex fritz ‏@boxcar_fritz
@BJRains dude, it’s like one in the morning. Not everything Is about you, Rains.
1:56 AM – 9 Jul 11

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Recent Activity
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Commented on Cardinals vs Rays gamethread, July 23 on Jul 23 2014, 8:53p
fair
Commented on Cardinals vs Rays gamethread, July 23 on Jul 23 2014, 8:51p
you could have picked a better Naked City song
Commented on Cardinals vs Rays gamethread, July 23 on Jul 23 2014, 8:49p - 1 reply
yep
Commented on Cardinals vs Rays gamethread, July 23 on Jul 23 2014, 8:29p
oh shit
Commented on Cardinals vs Rays gamethread, July 23 on Jul 23 2014, 8:27p
har har har
Commented on The ninth-inning at bat from Oscar Taveras warrants numerous starts in a row on Jul 23 2014, 8:08p
no. not at all, actually
Commented on Cardinals vs Rays gamethread, July 23 on Jul 23 2014, 8:05p - 1 reply
cliff lee reincarnated as a RHP mirite
Commented on Cardinals vs Rays gamethread, July 23 on Jul 23 2014, 8:03p - 1 reply
thatsthejoke.mpeg
Commented on Cardinals vs Rays gamethread, July 23 on Jul 23 2014, 7:54p
tell me about it
Commented on Cardinals vs Rays gamethread, July 23 on Jul 23 2014, 7:53p - 1 reply
well, food is awesome
Commented on Cardinals vs Rays gamethread, July 23 on Jul 23 2014, 7:53p - 1 reply
man it's boring as hell in here
Commented on Cardinals vs Rays gamethread, July 23 on Jul 23 2014, 7:52p - 3 replies
well when you put it that way
Commented on Cardinals vs Rays gamethread, July 23 on Jul 23 2014, 7:52p
stop it
Commented on Cardinals vs Rays gamethread, July 23 on Jul 23 2014, 7:46p - 1 reply
falafel
Commented on Cardinals vs Rays gamethread, July 23 on Jul 23 2014, 7:45p - 1 reply
PD comments section is over there
Commented on Cardinals vs Rays gamethread, July 23 on Jul 23 2014, 7:45p - 1 reply
well, it also tastes like blue jolly ranchers
Commented on Cardinals vs Rays gamethread, July 23 on Jul 23 2014, 7:44p
yum
Commented on Cardinals vs Rays gamethread, July 23 on Jul 23 2014, 7:42p - 1 reply
well, you might as well just give up on the rest of your life now
Commented on Cardinals vs Rays gamethread, July 23 on Jul 23 2014, 7:40p - 1 reply
it is a berliner weisse (a sour wheat ale), brewed with blue jolly ranchers
Commented on Cardinals vs Rays gamethread, July 23 on Jul 23 2014, 7:40p - 2 replies
i had only one bottle, and i just drank it
Commented on Cardinals vs Rays gamethread, July 23 on Jul 23 2014, 7:40p - 1 reply
VEBeer:
Commented on Cardinals vs Rays gamethread, July 23 on Jul 23 2014, 7:19p - 4 replies
he just looks different. very, very different.
Commented on Unintended and Overvalued; or: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way To the Trade Market on Jul 23 2014, 6:56p - 1 reply
i think the Marlins ask you if you mean Mike Stanton, the reliever who's been retired since 2007, if you propose that trade
Commented on The ninth-inning at bat from Oscar Taveras warrants numerous starts in a row on Jul 23 2014, 6:54p - 2 replies
it probably pains him to hit Wong 2nd, but because he's "fast," "can steal bases," and "can lay the bunt down to move the leadoff hitter along for Holliday," he does it anyway.
Commented on Unintended and Overvalued; or: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way To the Trade Market on Jul 23 2014, 6:49p
agree
Commented on Unintended and Overvalued; or: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way To the Trade Market on Jul 23 2014, 6:48p - 2 replies
i would be more likely to believe that
Commented on Unintended and Overvalued; or: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way To the Trade Market on Jul 23 2014, 6:47p - 1 reply
i would like to see the Cardinals use it!
Commented on The ninth-inning at bat from Oscar Taveras warrants numerous starts in a row on Jul 23 2014, 6:46p
besides Carpenter hitting leadoff, which, admittedly, is huge
Commented on Unintended and Overvalued; or: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way To the Trade Market on Jul 23 2014, 6:44p - 1 reply
Matt Carpenter, leadoff hitter
Commented on Unintended and Overvalued; or: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way To the Trade Market on Jul 23 2014, 6:42p
i would think that the metrics are just unavailable, maybe?
Commented on Unintended and Overvalued; or: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way To the Trade Market on Jul 23 2014, 5:22p
and as I appear to have offended Dave Cameron on twitter by pointing out that one month WAR samples are stupid
Commented on Unintended and Overvalued; or: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way To the Trade Market on Jul 23 2014, 5:16p - 1 reply
Ok, I haven't figured it out.
Commented on Unintended and Overvalued; or: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way To the Trade Market on Jul 23 2014, 5:14p - 2 replies
OT: Does someone who has a clear understanding of it want to explain to me how pitcher fielding gets rolled in to WAR numbers?
Commented on Unintended and Overvalued; or: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way To the Trade Market on Jul 23 2014, 5:04p - 2 replies
ooh, watch west wing
Commented on Unintended and Overvalued; or: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way To the Trade Market on Jul 23 2014, 4:44p
then don't watch Battlestar
Commented on Unintended and Overvalued; or: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way To the Trade Market on Jul 23 2014, 4:44p
welp
Commented on Unintended and Overvalued; or: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way To the Trade Market on Jul 23 2014, 4:28p - 2 replies
DAN, SURELY, surely, SURELY DAN, you have seen FIREFLY, dan, haven't you, dan, SURELY?
Commented on Unintended and Overvalued; or: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way To the Trade Market on Jul 23 2014, 4:21p - 1 reply
HWHY?!?!
Commented on Unintended and Overvalued; or: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way To the Trade Market on Jul 23 2014, 4:20p - 1 reply
House of Cards is great
Commented on Unintended and Overvalued; or: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way To the Trade Market on Jul 23 2014, 4:19p - 1 reply
i'm all in favor of bashing people for stuff like this, but this is the most legit explanation i've ever heard for one of these
Commented on Unintended and Overvalued; or: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way To the Trade Market on Jul 23 2014, 4:19p
har har har
Commented on Unintended and Overvalued; or: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way To the Trade Market on Jul 23 2014, 4:17p
i was just assuming that they were weighting some way, and that it was in order of record
Commented on Unintended and Overvalued; or: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way To the Trade Market on Jul 23 2014, 3:47p
OS X Yosemite Public Beta launches tomorrow
Commented on Unintended and Overvalued; or: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way To the Trade Market on Jul 23 2014, 3:46p - 1 reply
i'm pretty sure there's actually a rule against that
Commented on Unintended and Overvalued; or: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way To the Trade Market on Jul 23 2014, 3:38p - 1 reply
yep!
Commented on Unintended and Overvalued; or: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way To the Trade Market on Jul 23 2014, 3:37p - 1 reply
another sitcom.
Commented on Unintended and Overvalued; or: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way To the Trade Market on Jul 23 2014, 3:23p
hehehehe
Commented on The ninth-inning at bat from Oscar Taveras warrants numerous starts in a row on Jul 23 2014, 3:22p
we got a round B last year, and didn't get one at all the first year
Commented on Unintended and Overvalued; or: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way To the Trade Market on Jul 23 2014, 3:20p - 1 reply
this is great news! be excited! it's an extra 2015 1st round pick that we don't deserve for any reason at all!
Commented on Unintended and Overvalued; or: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way To the Trade Market on Jul 23 2014, 3:10p - 1 reply
heyyyy we got the third pick in Round A of the competitive balance picks!
Commented on Unintended and Overvalued; or: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way To the Trade Market on Jul 23 2014, 3:07p - 4 replies
i've heard that one before
Commented on Unintended and Overvalued; or: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way To the Trade Market on Jul 23 2014, 3:06p - 1 reply
well, i do have high-ish ceilings!
Commented on Unintended and Overvalued; or: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way To the Trade Market on Jul 23 2014, 3:06p
it's a sitcom?
Commented on Unintended and Overvalued; or: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way To the Trade Market on Jul 23 2014, 3:04p - 1 reply
too young for that reference
Commented on Unintended and Overvalued; or: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way To the Trade Market on Jul 23 2014, 3:01p - 2 replies
weird. Evelyn does not jump to mind when I think about unisex names.
Commented on Unintended and Overvalued; or: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way To the Trade Market on Jul 23 2014, 2:58p - 1 reply
*boy's* name???
Commented on Unintended and Overvalued; or: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way To the Trade Market on Jul 23 2014, 2:57p - 1 reply
NERD
Commented on Unintended and Overvalued; or: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way To the Trade Market on Jul 23 2014, 2:53p
"VIP sex bathrooms"
Commented on Unintended and Overvalued; or: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way To the Trade Market on Jul 23 2014, 2:50p - 3 replies
your brain is your web browser????????????
Commented on Unintended and Overvalued; or: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way To the Trade Market on Jul 23 2014, 2:49p - 2 replies
i think there's a defect in your web browser that makes it impossible for you to read font sized smaller than normal
Commented on Unintended and Overvalued; or: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way To the Trade Market on Jul 23 2014, 2:46p - 1 reply
that's because you only have CRAP beer.
Commented on Unintended and Overvalued; or: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way To the Trade Market on Jul 23 2014, 2:38p - 1 reply
it's funny, because despite the fact that this is what i look for
Commented on Unintended and Overvalued; or: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way To the Trade Market on Jul 23 2014, 2:26p - 1 reply
caulking around tub!
Commented on Unintended and Overvalued; or: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way To the Trade Market on Jul 23 2014, 2:21p - 2 replies
this probably is the main reason i'm on that boat
Commented on The ninth-inning at bat from Oscar Taveras warrants numerous starts in a row on Jul 23 2014, 2:18p - 1 reply
maybe!
Commented on The ninth-inning at bat from Oscar Taveras warrants numerous starts in a row on Jul 23 2014, 2:11p - 1 reply
please, god, someone post this link in there for him
Commented on The ninth-inning at bat from Oscar Taveras warrants numerous starts in a row on Jul 23 2014, 2:02p - 1 reply
Chris Duncan clearly has a weakness for smaller guys?
Commented on The ninth-inning at bat from Oscar Taveras warrants numerous starts in a row on Jul 23 2014, 2:01p - 1 reply
right
Commented on The ninth-inning at bat from Oscar Taveras warrants numerous starts in a row on Jul 23 2014, 2:00p - 1 reply
it was fantastic
Commented on Unintended and Overvalued; or: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way To the Trade Market on Jul 23 2014, 1:58p - 1 reply
they're not doing a great job of it.
Commented on Unintended and Overvalued; or: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way To the Trade Market on Jul 23 2014, 1:57p
...
Commented on Unintended and Overvalued; or: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way To the Trade Market on Jul 23 2014, 1:54p - 2 replies
Our team hitting changed quite a bit.
Commented on The ninth-inning at bat from Oscar Taveras warrants numerous starts in a row on Jul 23 2014, 1:24p - 3 replies
well, they kind of are
Commented on Unintended and Overvalued; or: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way To the Trade Market on Jul 23 2014, 1:23p
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