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take my eye black off wipe it on my shirt

Cubs 4, Cardinals 3: Ted Lilly pitches eight strong innings, giving up one run on five hits and striking out five. While he's at it, he plows into one of the drones from the Molina collective, knocking him out of the game. But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And they absolutely will not stop, ever, until there is one on every Major League roster.

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alex fritz ‏@boxcar_fritz
@BJRains dude, it’s like one in the morning. Not everything Is about you, Rains.
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Recent Activity
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Commented on Cardinals at Padres Recap: Big trade precedes must needed win on Jul 31 2014, 10:34p
Clifton Phifer Lee
Commented on Breaking News: Cardinals deal Allen Craig and Joe Kelly to Boston for John Lackey on Jul 31 2014, 7:31p - 1 reply
i mean, cruz is going to STAY
Commented on Cardinals at Padres gamethread, July 31 on Jul 31 2014, 5:57p - 1 reply
the rare acceptable usage
Commented on Cardinals at Padres gamethread, July 31 on Jul 31 2014, 5:55p
this perfectly encapsulates my feelings
Commented on Breaking News: Cardinals deal Allen Craig and Joe Kelly to Boston for John Lackey on Jul 31 2014, 5:25p - 1 reply
this
Commented on Breaking News: Cardinals deal Allen Craig and Joe Kelly to Boston for John Lackey on Jul 31 2014, 5:24p - 1 reply
FUCK OFF MIKE
Commented on Breaking News: Cardinals deal Allen Craig and Joe Kelly to Boston for John Lackey on Jul 31 2014, 5:23p
hahahahahahahaahaa
Commented on Breaking News: Cardinals deal Allen Craig and Joe Kelly to Boston for John Lackey on Jul 31 2014, 5:19p - 1 reply
Cespedes is terrible in CF
Commented on Breaking News: Cardinals deal Allen Craig and Joe Kelly to Boston for John Lackey on Jul 31 2014, 5:18p
where the hell would Cespedes have played for the Cardinals?
Commented on Breaking News: Cardinals deal Allen Craig and Joe Kelly to Boston for John Lackey on Jul 31 2014, 5:17p
ah, i like the Freese trade more
Commented on Breaking News: Cardinals deal Allen Craig and Joe Kelly to Boston for John Lackey on Jul 31 2014, 5:16p
this is almost certainly my favorite Mozeliak trade ever
Commented on Breaking News: Cardinals deal Allen Craig and Joe Kelly to Boston for John Lackey on Jul 31 2014, 5:16p - 1 reply
for Good deal for the Cardinals
Voted on Jul 31 2014, 5:00p
i legitimately just LOL'd in the middle of my office, people are having a meeting next to me
Commented on St. Louis Cardinals trade rumors: After acquiring Justin Masterson, the Cards might not be done trading? on Jul 31 2014, 2:06p
technically for MLB minimum at that time, i believe
Commented on St. Louis Cardinals trade rumors: After acquiring Justin Masterson, the Cards might not be done trading? on Jul 31 2014, 2:05p
i'm not sure i'd particularly want to give a 37 yo John Lackey a QO anyway
Commented on St. Louis Cardinals trade rumors: After acquiring Justin Masterson, the Cards might not be done trading? on Jul 31 2014, 2:02p
Mozeliakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Commented on St. Louis Cardinals trade rumors: After acquiring Justin Masterson, the Cards might not be done trading? on Jul 31 2014, 2:01p - 2 replies
what is wrong with Peralta?
Commented on St. Louis Cardinals trade rumors: After acquiring Justin Masterson, the Cards might not be done trading? on Jul 31 2014, 1:44p - 2 replies
exactly
Commented on St. Louis Cardinals trade rumors: After acquiring Justin Masterson, the Cards might not be done trading? on Jul 31 2014, 1:41p - 1 reply
that's literally exactly what guay is saying
Commented on St. Louis Cardinals trade rumors: After acquiring Justin Masterson, the Cards might not be done trading? on Jul 31 2014, 1:37p - 2 replies
(not in a single year, i'm talking over the life of contract)
Commented on St. Louis Cardinals trade rumors: After acquiring Justin Masterson, the Cards might not be done trading? on Jul 31 2014, 1:36p
well I will just point out that Allen Craig's contract + a free starter next year kind of exactly opens the type of salary hole needed for Clifton Lee
Commented on St. Louis Cardinals trade rumors: After acquiring Justin Masterson, the Cards might not be done trading? on Jul 31 2014, 1:34p - 1 reply
Rape is not a word to use in that sentence.
Commented on St. Louis Cardinals trade rumors: After acquiring Justin Masterson, the Cards might not be done trading? on Jul 31 2014, 1:32p - 1 reply
you haven't learned how to use blockquotes yet, eh
Commented on St. Louis Cardinals trade rumors: After acquiring Justin Masterson, the Cards might not be done trading? on Jul 31 2014, 1:30p
I don't think Mozeliak and Matheny are seeing eye-to-eye these days
Commented on The Justin Masterson trade: Low-hanging pie. on Jul 31 2014, 1:28p - 3 replies
Clay Buchholz still exists, greasy nasty hair and all
Commented on The Justin Masterson trade: Low-hanging pie. on Jul 31 2014, 1:27p - 1 reply
he's guarenteed 25 million + over the next three
Commented on The Justin Masterson trade: Low-hanging pie. on Jul 31 2014, 1:25p
yes, but....
Commented on The Justin Masterson trade: Low-hanging pie. on Jul 31 2014, 11:52a - 2 replies
exactly
Commented on The Justin Masterson trade: Low-hanging pie. on Jul 31 2014, 11:48a - 1 reply
Devil's advocate
Commented on The Justin Masterson trade: Low-hanging pie. on Jul 31 2014, 11:47a - 1 reply
True or False: Lance Lynn will amass more career fWAR than Michael Wacha
Commented on The Justin Masterson trade: Low-hanging pie. on Jul 31 2014, 11:44a - 3 replies
you're not going to fit in here very well with that opinion
Commented on The Justin Masterson trade: Low-hanging pie. on Jul 31 2014, 11:43a - 2 replies
the douchenozzle known as Johnny Cueto begs to differ
Commented on The Justin Masterson trade: Low-hanging pie. on Jul 31 2014, 11:42a
I AGREE WITH THIS OPINION
Commented on The Justin Masterson trade: Low-hanging pie. on Jul 31 2014, 11:42a - 1 reply
waffles are like, lightyears ahead of cake
Commented on The Justin Masterson trade: Low-hanging pie. on Jul 31 2014, 11:41a - 1 reply
i initially read that as you suggesting Piscotty would be a 40 HR player in Boston and almost spit out my coffee
Commented on The Justin Masterson trade: Low-hanging pie. on Jul 31 2014, 11:41a
no, i think you're misinterpreting me
Commented on The Justin Masterson trade: Low-hanging pie. on Jul 31 2014, 11:40a
donuts
Commented on The Justin Masterson trade: Low-hanging pie. on Jul 31 2014, 11:39a - 1 reply
cookies and brownies are in their own category, as are donuts, as are pie and cake
Commented on The Justin Masterson trade: Low-hanging pie. on Jul 31 2014, 11:37a - 2 replies
yes
Commented on The Justin Masterson trade: Low-hanging pie. on Jul 31 2014, 11:35a - 1 reply
no, he cannot
Commented on The Justin Masterson trade: Low-hanging pie. on Jul 31 2014, 11:35a - 1 reply
if i was FORCED to rank them, i'd say waffles > pancakes
Commented on The Justin Masterson trade: Low-hanging pie. on Jul 31 2014, 11:35a - 1 reply
hahaha how do you wake up in the morning being so wrong
Commented on The Justin Masterson trade: Low-hanging pie. on Jul 31 2014, 11:29a - 1 reply
i am glad you have the correct opinion on this
Commented on The Justin Masterson trade: Low-hanging pie. on Jul 31 2014, 11:28a - 1 reply
if you were yelled it
Commented on The Justin Masterson trade: Low-hanging pie. on Jul 31 2014, 11:28a
he's 32 years old and has obtained pretty much all of his career value from a +14 defensive score in 2/3 of the career innings that Peter Bourjos has
Commented on The Justin Masterson trade: Low-hanging pie. on Jul 31 2014, 11:23a
career component scores
Commented on The Justin Masterson trade: Low-hanging pie. on Jul 31 2014, 11:19a - 1 reply
Sam Fuld is like a barely above replacement level player
Commented on The Justin Masterson trade: Low-hanging pie. on Jul 31 2014, 11:17a - 2 replies
the As now have seventeen players of roughly equal ability, plus Coco Crisp, to play in the OF
Commented on The Justin Masterson trade: Low-hanging pie. on Jul 31 2014, 11:14a
No Subject
Commented on The Justin Masterson trade: Low-hanging pie. on Jul 31 2014, 11:14a - 2 replies
Milone
Commented on The Justin Masterson trade: Low-hanging pie. on Jul 31 2014, 11:10a - 3 replies
The Justin Masterson trade now looks worse
Commented on The Justin Masterson trade: Low-hanging pie. on Jul 31 2014, 11:07a - 1 reply
HAHAHA
Commented on The Justin Masterson trade: Low-hanging pie. on Jul 31 2014, 11:00a
Cespedes is #bad in CF now, and told Oakland he didn't want to play there anymore
Commented on The Justin Masterson trade: Low-hanging pie. on Jul 31 2014, 11:00a
he does not appear to be injured
Commented on The Justin Masterson trade: Low-hanging pie. on Jul 31 2014, 10:58a - 2 replies
i am unaware that he is injured, if, in fact, he is injured
Commented on The Justin Masterson trade: Low-hanging pie. on Jul 31 2014, 10:57a - 1 reply
i assume it has to be for willingham...
Commented on The Justin Masterson trade: Low-hanging pie. on Jul 31 2014, 10:55a - 1 reply
i'm glad you're on my wavelength here
Commented on The Justin Masterson trade: Low-hanging pie. on Jul 31 2014, 10:54a
or discover boys, we don't need to be heteronormative here
Commented on The Justin Masterson trade: Low-hanging pie. on Jul 31 2014, 10:51a - 1 reply
il rosso and i were trying to figure this out on twitter
Commented on The Justin Masterson trade: Low-hanging pie. on Jul 31 2014, 10:50a - 2 replies
No Subject
Commented on The Justin Masterson trade: Low-hanging pie. on Jul 31 2014, 10:21a - 1 reply
what a weird trade
Commented on The Justin Masterson trade: Low-hanging pie. on Jul 31 2014, 10:18a
No Subject
Commented on The Justin Masterson trade: Low-hanging pie. on Jul 31 2014, 10:17a - 1 reply
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