Drunkdog

tehzachatak

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take my eye black off wipe it on my shirt

Cubs 4, Cardinals 3: Ted Lilly pitches eight strong innings, giving up one run on five hits and striking out five. While he's at it, he plows into one of the drones from the Molina collective, knocking him out of the game. But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And they absolutely will not stop, ever, until there is one on every Major League roster.

NEVER FORGET
alex fritz ‏@boxcar_fritz
@BJRains dude, it’s like one in the morning. Not everything Is about you, Rains.
1:56 AM – 9 Jul 11

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to be pedantic about it, 1994
Commented on Cardinals at Phillies gamethread, August 22 on Aug 22 2014, 8:17p - 1 reply
YES.
Commented on Cardinals at Phillies gamethread, August 22 on Aug 22 2014, 8:15p
he's hit 8 HR or more in a month like 5 times in his career
Commented on Cardinals at Phillies gamethread, August 22 on Aug 22 2014, 8:11p - 1 reply
hard to #DOOM up 4-1, but you're succeeding!
Commented on Cardinals at Phillies gamethread, August 22 on Aug 22 2014, 8:08p
i still think holliday will hit 20
Commented on Cardinals at Phillies gamethread, August 22 on Aug 22 2014, 8:03p - 1 reply
#VEBeer:
Commented on Cardinals at Phillies gamethread, August 22 on Aug 22 2014, 8:01p - 3 replies
the freshest IPA i can find
Commented on Cardinals at Phillies gamethread, August 22 on Aug 22 2014, 8:01p
only if you pay for it (if you have an iPhone, anyway)
Commented on Q&A with St. Louis Cardinals 2B prospect Malik Collymore on Aug 22 2014, 7:40p - 2 replies
yes
Commented on Q&A with St. Louis Cardinals 2B prospect Malik Collymore on Aug 22 2014, 5:06p - 2 replies
shrug
Commented on Q&A with St. Louis Cardinals 2B prospect Malik Collymore on Aug 22 2014, 5:06p
you said "followed around" and "caught him" as if you were describing a reporter watch him buy a ticket in vegas.
Commented on Q&A with St. Louis Cardinals 2B prospect Malik Collymore on Aug 22 2014, 5:05p
oh, i'm not saying 3 months makes it a smoking gun
Commented on Q&A with St. Louis Cardinals 2B prospect Malik Collymore on Aug 22 2014, 5:03p - 1 reply
right, because you need to go to a public place to bet on sports.
Commented on Q&A with St. Louis Cardinals 2B prospect Malik Collymore on Aug 22 2014, 5:02p - 1 reply
say it out loud. then say "bob loblaw lobs law bomb" out loud
Commented on Q&A with St. Louis Cardinals 2B prospect Malik Collymore on Aug 22 2014, 5:01p
heh heh heh
Commented on Q&A with St. Louis Cardinals 2B prospect Malik Collymore on Aug 22 2014, 5:00p
BUT, when you go back and look at the timelines
Commented on Q&A with St. Louis Cardinals 2B prospect Malik Collymore on Aug 22 2014, 5:00p - 1 reply
i mean, really, the only reason i'm not 100% sure it's true is that his dad got murdered the same year
Commented on Q&A with St. Louis Cardinals 2B prospect Malik Collymore on Aug 22 2014, 4:59p - 2 replies
camera angle can do a lot of things in pictures
Commented on Q&A with St. Louis Cardinals 2B prospect Malik Collymore on Aug 22 2014, 4:54p - 1 reply
his spouse supports his generally reckless lifestyle
Commented on Q&A with St. Louis Cardinals 2B prospect Malik Collymore on Aug 22 2014, 4:52p
good doc.
Commented on Q&A with St. Louis Cardinals 2B prospect Malik Collymore on Aug 22 2014, 4:50p - 1 reply
it's almost like catcher ERA is a really dumb number
Commented on Q&A with St. Louis Cardinals 2B prospect Malik Collymore on Aug 22 2014, 4:50p
you are clearly not a party to the Bill Simmons Michael Jordan baseball career conspiracy theory
Commented on Q&A with St. Louis Cardinals 2B prospect Malik Collymore on Aug 22 2014, 4:49p - 1 reply
#EvenHotterTake:
Commented on Q&A with St. Louis Cardinals 2B prospect Malik Collymore on Aug 22 2014, 4:48p
the Comfortably Numb guitar solos blew my mind when i was 13 years old and was just getting into real music
Commented on Q&A with St. Louis Cardinals 2B prospect Malik Collymore on Aug 22 2014, 1:26p - 1 reply
yes
Commented on Q&A with St. Louis Cardinals 2B prospect Malik Collymore on Aug 22 2014, 1:26p
yes
Commented on Q&A with St. Louis Cardinals 2B prospect Malik Collymore on Aug 22 2014, 12:51p - 1 reply
Meddle.
Commented on Q&A with St. Louis Cardinals 2B prospect Malik Collymore on Aug 22 2014, 12:50p - 1 reply
i am dumb, don't mind me
Commented on Q&A with St. Louis Cardinals 2B prospect Malik Collymore on Aug 22 2014, 12:49p
i am dumb
Commented on Q&A with St. Louis Cardinals 2B prospect Malik Collymore on Aug 22 2014, 12:48p
no, i meant Meddle
Commented on Q&A with St. Louis Cardinals 2B prospect Malik Collymore on Aug 22 2014, 12:48p - 1 reply
sorry
Commented on Q&A with St. Louis Cardinals 2B prospect Malik Collymore on Aug 22 2014, 12:47p - 2 replies
i don't think i've ever been able to listen through the Wall start to finish since the first time
Commented on Q&A with St. Louis Cardinals 2B prospect Malik Collymore on Aug 22 2014, 12:47p
far and away the best of the classically popular Floyd albums
Commented on Q&A with St. Louis Cardinals 2B prospect Malik Collymore on Aug 22 2014, 12:46p - 1 reply
shrug
Commented on Q&A with St. Louis Cardinals 2B prospect Malik Collymore on Aug 22 2014, 12:45p - 1 reply
spend all your money on good beer instead
Commented on It's time to stop blaming the Cardinals offense on Aug 22 2014, 12:38p
davenport translations on Castillo are AWFUL
Commented on Q&A with St. Louis Cardinals 2B prospect Malik Collymore on Aug 22 2014, 12:37p - 1 reply
"law offices of bob loblaw, press 1 to lob law bomb"
Commented on Q&A with St. Louis Cardinals 2B prospect Malik Collymore on Aug 22 2014, 12:36p - 1 reply
gross
Commented on Q&A with St. Louis Cardinals 2B prospect Malik Collymore on Aug 22 2014, 12:35p
#HOTTAKE inspired by YearofGlad above
Commented on Q&A with St. Louis Cardinals 2B prospect Malik Collymore on Aug 22 2014, 12:34p - 7 replies
Great work on this as always, Joe
Commented on Q&A with St. Louis Cardinals 2B prospect Malik Collymore on Aug 22 2014, 9:33a - 2 replies
are you looking at arm stats?
Commented on It's time to stop blaming the Cardinals offense on Aug 22 2014, 9:31a - 1 reply
So many feels
Commented on It's time to stop blaming the Cardinals offense on Aug 21 2014, 11:21p
but it's less than 80 minutes!!
Commented on It's time to stop blaming the Cardinals offense on Aug 21 2014, 11:20p
my girlfriend would probably be pretty upset if i brought another date
Commented on It's time to stop blaming the Cardinals offense on Aug 21 2014, 5:30p - 1 reply
morphine would probably be more useful
Commented on It's time to stop blaming the Cardinals offense on Aug 21 2014, 5:25p
no, i'm actually normally super socially suave, outgoing, and surprisingly pleasant
Commented on It's time to stop blaming the Cardinals offense on Aug 21 2014, 5:25p - 2 replies
you seem like an angry person
Commented on It's time to stop blaming the Cardinals offense on Aug 21 2014, 5:21p - 1 reply
also, i was in NYC Tuesday night, but had no time. had to blow off tooke too. but i'm back Monday night through Wednesday, and might have time Monday
Commented on It's time to stop blaming the Cardinals offense on Aug 21 2014, 5:20p - 1 reply
i hate baseball. and beer, for that matter
Commented on It's time to stop blaming the Cardinals offense on Aug 21 2014, 5:19p - 1 reply
have you seen primer
Commented on It's time to stop blaming the Cardinals offense on Aug 21 2014, 5:19p - 2 replies
#Developing
Commented on It's time to stop blaming the Cardinals offense on Aug 21 2014, 5:15p
I could not possibly disagree with this more.
Commented on It's time to stop blaming the Cardinals offense on Aug 21 2014, 5:06p
i also believe that Jay is below average
Commented on It's time to stop blaming the Cardinals offense on Aug 21 2014, 4:58p - 1 reply
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