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thatshortkid

  • joined Mar 24, 2008
  • last login Aug 31, 2014
  • posts 42
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southside born and raised, got a gig in berlin that led to a gig now in halo country (a.j. bobblehead on my desk, natch). computer nerd by trade, bleeds silver and black.

A Fan Of...

  • MLB Chicago White Sox
  • NBA Chicago Bulls
  • NCAAF Illinois Fighting Illini
  • NCAAB Illinois Fighting Illini
  • NHL Chicago Blackhawks
Recent Activity
jumpin' stumps and crushin' chumps.
Commented on Adam Dunn traded to Oakland on Aug 31 2014, 2:22p - 3 replies
go read an old newspaper, this was all in the press at the time. it wasn't stunning at all.
Commented on Adam Dunn traded to Oakland on Aug 31 2014, 2:11p
quit bogarting the LSD water, ron.
Commented on Adam Dunn traded to Oakland on Aug 31 2014, 1:40p - 1 reply
shit, it's still potable. where's it at?
Commented on White Sox trade Alejandro De Aza to Orioles for two minor-league pitchers on Aug 31 2014, 1:20p
fuck yeah, condor.
Commented on Gamethread: A stopper would be nice on Aug 30 2014, 3:14p
hee. hit you and you get a strike.
Commented on Gamethread: A stopper would be nice on Aug 30 2014, 3:12p - 1 reply
mahalo and same!
Commented on Gamethread: A stopper would be nice on Aug 30 2014, 2:44p
man, fuck torii hunter.
Commented on Gamethread: A stopper would be nice on Aug 30 2014, 2:33p
nice catch, bad goatee.
Commented on Gamethread: A stopper would be nice on Aug 30 2014, 2:21p
"the greatest second-guessing game in the world."
Commented on Gamethread: A stopper would be nice on Aug 30 2014, 2:15p
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Commented on Gamethread: A stopper would be nice on Aug 30 2014, 2:15p
for a sale start. turrble.
Commented on Gamethread: A stopper would be nice on Aug 30 2014, 1:53p
bumped to CSN+? wow.
Commented on Gamethread: A stopper would be nice on Aug 30 2014, 1:34p - 1 reply
hee
Commented on Gamethread: Tiger, no Tank on Aug 29 2014, 9:18p
have that in another tab too. so nice of the Leak & Sons dude.
Commented on While Sox try to summon spoiler energy for Detroit series on Aug 29 2014, 8:40p - 2 replies
so really, he broke jenks' record.
Commented on Reading Room: The attendance debate reaches Kansas City on Aug 29 2014, 5:45p
win the games, punch the tigers in the dick. lose the games, punch a ticket for a higher pick.
Commented on While Sox try to summon spoiler energy for Detroit series on Aug 29 2014, 5:27p
neat. from the "losing hair" S-T link
Commented on While Sox try to summon spoiler energy for Detroit series on Aug 29 2014, 4:49p - 1 reply
our CCD was great. every other saturday or sunday for maybe a few hours.
Commented on RRRR: Heaven, Hell or some other magical land? on Aug 29 2014, 4:18p - 3 replies
damn it, paywalls.
Commented on Reading Room: The attendance debate reaches Kansas City on Aug 28 2014, 11:40a
hell yeah gb!
Commented on RRRR: Heaven, Hell or some other magical land? on Aug 27 2014, 8:52p - 2 replies
?
Commented on White Sox get their new core back on Aug 27 2014, 7:49p - 2 replies
hawk wearing a sox polo as JRW MC and showcasing his fist-bumping skills.
Commented on White Sox get their new core back on Aug 27 2014, 1:22p
that's a paddlin'.
Commented on RRRR: Heaven, Hell or some other magical land? on Aug 27 2014, 10:52a
twinsies
Commented on Gamethread: Eaton it up on Aug 27 2014, 1:56a - 1 reply
at least it's not another damn spring training hat.
Commented on Gamethread: Eaton it up on Aug 26 2014, 11:18p
was on at a pub i went to for lunch. too damn funny.
Commented on RRRR: Heaven, Hell or some other magical land? on Aug 26 2014, 11:14p
dude just puts up numbers
Commented on Gamethread: Eaton it up on Aug 26 2014, 11:09p - 1 reply
could always be tone-deaf ass BYB
Commented on RRRR: Life is a Ball(pain) on Aug 22 2014, 3:57p - 2 replies
open wounds usually don't tickle.
Commented on Confessions of a BYB writer: I was wrong to call the division in May on Aug 22 2014, 3:25p - 1 reply
bacon brought us memes, a throwback song, and an awkward thread involving a commenter's boobs.
Commented on Ruminations on the end of the Gordon Beckham era on Aug 22 2014, 2:14p - 4 replies
she'll stand out, too. there's a shortage of well-off twiggy smiley blondes in orange county.
Commented on White Sox trade Gordon Beckham to Angels on Aug 21 2014, 6:32p
and deny yourself the opportunity to genuflect with the Best Fans In Baseball™?
Commented on RRRR: Life is a Ball(pain) on Aug 21 2014, 3:50p
some of us were gamethreading it.
Commented on Ronald Belisario has plenty of company in White Sox bullpen on Aug 19 2014, 6:35p - 1 reply
but that's what they told him the kind of party it was
Commented on Ronald Belisario has plenty of company in White Sox bullpen on Aug 19 2014, 6:22p
winnah!
Commented on Gamethread: Hit us up with some t-shirts on Aug 18 2014, 10:21p - 1 reply
hits.
Commented on Gamethread: Hit us up with some t-shirts on Aug 18 2014, 10:11p
untied!
Commented on Gamethread: Hit us up with some t-shirts on Aug 18 2014, 9:51p - 2 replies
tie ball game!
Commented on Gamethread: Hit us up with some t-shirts on Aug 18 2014, 9:48p - 1 reply
we only know about sale's handshake agreement because of tv or was that in print too?
Commented on Upon further review: Conor Gillaspie's smile attempt on Aug 18 2014, 11:55a
hee.
Commented on RRRR: Life is a Ball(pain) on Aug 15 2014, 7:42p - 1 reply
hee.
Commented on Giants 7, White Sox 1: Robin Ventura ejected after lengthy review on Aug 14 2014, 7:53p
same, upper tank. that was too much fun.
Commented on NBA 2014-15 schedule: Bulls open season vs Knicks, Cavaliers on Aug 14 2014, 5:58p
this situation separates the wheat from the chaff
Commented on RRRR: Life is a Ball(pain) on Aug 14 2014, 5:42p - 1 reply
yup. ballgame.
Commented on Giants 7, White Sox 1: Robin Ventura ejected after lengthy review on Aug 14 2014, 4:51p
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