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thatshortkid

  • joined Mar 24, 2008
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southside born and raised, got a gig in berlin that led to a gig now in halo country (a.j. bobblehead on my desk, natch). computer nerd by trade, bleeds silver and black.

A Fan Of...

  • MLB Chicago White Sox
  • NBA Chicago Bulls
  • NCAAF Illinois Fighting Illini
  • NCAAB Illinois Fighting Illini
  • NHL Chicago Blackhawks
Recent Activity
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Commented on Detroit Tigers 7, Chicago White Sox 4: Scherzer Stops Sox on Apr 24 2014, 7:02p
ok, now take out of that 313M some of the elderly, minors under 13, the long-term incarcerated, the amish, and the destitute.
Commented on Gordon Beckham coming back, but without a free pass on Apr 24 2014, 6:55p
whoa, hey now, let's not go start labeling people with stars.
Commented on Gamethread: Beckham to the Max on Apr 24 2014, 4:04p - 1 reply
jose got one like last inning, no?
Commented on Gamethread: Beckham to the Max on Apr 24 2014, 3:14p
aw, how could he lose the ball in the sun, he's from arkansas!
Commented on Gamethread: Beckham to the Max on Apr 24 2014, 3:12p
piiiiiiiiiissed Q
Commented on Gamethread: Beckham to the Max on Apr 24 2014, 2:46p
are we still not doing "phrasing"?
Commented on Gamethread: Beckham to the Max on Apr 24 2014, 2:41p
definitely not bacon flavored.
Commented on Gamethread: Beckham to the Max on Apr 24 2014, 2:16p
stew goin'?
Commented on Gamethread: Beckham to the Max on Apr 24 2014, 2:14p - 1 reply
nnnnnnnnnnnnope.
Commented on Gamethread: Beckham to the Max on Apr 24 2014, 1:29p
well good morning, baseball.
Commented on Gamethread: Beckham to the Max on Apr 24 2014, 1:26p
mercy.
Commented on White Sox 6, Tigers 4: Marcus Semien's heroics finally hold up on Apr 24 2014, 12:52a
is it still the 3rd inning?
Commented on Gamethread: Verlander vs. Understudy on Apr 22 2014, 8:18p - 1 reply
holy crow.
Commented on White Sox 3, Tigers 1: Back to .500 after further reviews on Apr 21 2014, 11:14p - 1 reply
i believe the proper vernacular is "detroit sucks".
Commented on Motor City Monsters: A Detroit Tigers Preview on Apr 21 2014, 5:37p
make sure safesearch is off.
Commented on Gamethread: Time for a do-over on Apr 19 2014, 10:55p - 1 reply
gross.
Commented on Gamethread: Time for a do-over on Apr 19 2014, 10:46p
well that's not as funny.
Commented on Gamethread: Time for a do-over on Apr 19 2014, 10:45p
not if you're put into different situations and your AB requires you to do different tasks.
Commented on Gamethread: Time for a do-over on Apr 19 2014, 10:43p
hmm.
Commented on Gamethread: Time for a do-over on Apr 19 2014, 9:56p
what'd he do?
Commented on Gamethread: Time for a do-over on Apr 19 2014, 9:48p - 2 replies
even alexei himself says his approach changes hitting from the 2 hole. why mess up a good thing?
Commented on Gamethread: Time for a do-over on Apr 19 2014, 9:26p - 1 reply
it was like they were having a one-upping contest on stupid penalties at the worst times.
Commented on RRRR: Spring Break? on Apr 19 2014, 7:13p - 1 reply
it's weird, every play he's involved in seems to be bang-bang.
Commented on Tyler Flowers is quietly getting things done on Apr 18 2014, 12:38p - 1 reply
?
Commented on Tyler Flowers is quietly getting things done on Apr 18 2014, 12:36p - 1 reply
"and on the 3rd OT..."
Commented on Gamethread: Sale past the bullpen on Apr 18 2014, 12:39a - 1 reply
free day. but i didn't stock up on booze and the game had already started when i left work. and no 420 until 4/20.
Commented on Gamethread: Sale past the bullpen on Apr 18 2014, 12:39a
damn it, dorn.
Commented on Gamethread: Sale past the bullpen on Apr 18 2014, 12:36a - 1 reply
stone. cold. sober.
Commented on Gamethread: Sale past the bullpen on Apr 18 2014, 12:30a - 1 reply
do they stop selling beer during the playoffs?
Commented on Gamethread: Sale past the bullpen on Apr 18 2014, 12:22a
oh no. so sorry about monster.
Commented on Gamethread: Sale past the bullpen on Apr 17 2014, 11:08p - 1 reply
crazytown bananapants.
Commented on Gamethread: Sale past the bullpen on Apr 17 2014, 10:30p
which station?
Commented on Gamethread: Sale past the bullpen on Apr 17 2014, 10:14p - 1 reply
your league-leading chicago white sox
Commented on Gamethread: Sale past the bullpen on Apr 17 2014, 10:04p - 1 reply
no CSN+ ?
Commented on Gamethread: Sale past the bullpen on Apr 17 2014, 9:52p - 1 reply
holy shit kaner
Commented on Gamethread: Sale past the bullpen on Apr 17 2014, 8:48p - 1 reply
SEABS!
Commented on Gamethread: Sale past the bullpen on Apr 17 2014, 8:40p
yeah, and just the lands/families south of the wall. no dragons across the sea.
Commented on RRRR: Spring Break? on Apr 17 2014, 3:57p
the staff is now #1 in all MLB in walks issued. we did it, guys!
Commented on Three questions after a four-reliever inning on Apr 17 2014, 12:02p - 1 reply
leury clearly can't handle the closer role.
Commented on Red Sox 6, White Sox 4 (14 innings): Leury Garcia pitched on Apr 17 2014, 4:30a
in other reinsdorf enterprises, hell of a game between bulls and bobcats going on.
Commented on Gamethread: The upper deck is open again on Apr 16 2014, 9:02p
neato.
Commented on Gamethread: The upper deck is open again on Apr 16 2014, 8:54p - 2 replies
only two?
Commented on RRRR: Spring Break? on Apr 16 2014, 5:27p - 1 reply
i got the game of thrones board game as an anniversary present. pretty neat.
Commented on RRRR: Spring Break? on Apr 16 2014, 4:53p - 2 replies
*point center
Commented on Following up: Avisail Garcia waits for spring training on Apr 16 2014, 4:40p - 1 reply
each org puts out regular reports.
Commented on White Sox 2, Red Sox 1: A win for the pitchers on Apr 16 2014, 4:35p
don't need to. yearly education indexes are published for free.
Commented on White Sox 2, Red Sox 1: A win for the pitchers on Apr 16 2014, 4:22p - 1 reply
< /layup >
Commented on White Sox 2, Red Sox 1: A win for the pitchers on Apr 16 2014, 3:44p
hee
Commented on Following up: Avisail Garcia waits for spring training on Apr 16 2014, 2:38p
sure, during fantasy season.
Commented on Following up: Avisail Garcia waits for spring training on Apr 16 2014, 1:55p - 1 reply
here that's the "god bless america" piss break.
Commented on Following up: Avisail Garcia waits for spring training on Apr 16 2014, 1:51p
not in the face! not in the face!
Commented on Gamethread: 42 all over, unless you're talking about the temperature on Apr 16 2014, 1:13p
there it is.
Commented on White Sox 2, Red Sox 1: A win for the pitchers on Apr 16 2014, 12:57p
so hilarious that he actually caught it.
Commented on Following up: Avisail Garcia waits for spring training on Apr 16 2014, 12:50p - 3 replies
he more or less went from niqab to chador.
Commented on White Sox 2, Red Sox 1: A win for the pitchers on Apr 16 2014, 11:50a - 1 reply
he was about to be. doug eddings moved his full face mask down to his chin, exposing his face.
Commented on White Sox 2, Red Sox 1: A win for the pitchers on Apr 16 2014, 11:34a - 2 replies
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Commented on Gamethread: 42 all over, unless you're talking about the temperature on Apr 15 2014, 11:48p
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