Hawksfutball

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Fuck David Stern and Clay Bennet?
Commented on 7-10: Chart on Apr 19 2014, 10:05p - 1 reply
A run right here would feel very patronizing.
Commented on 4/19: Open game thread on Apr 19 2014, 9:29p
Can we use that to start a "Fernando Rodney doesn't know anatomy" meme?
Commented on 4/19: Open game thread on Apr 19 2014, 9:25p
I would like to not attempt to ruin the last watchable thing about this team.
Commented on 4/19: Open game thread on Apr 19 2014, 9:24p
Hahahahahaha closer in non-closer situations, man.
Commented on 4/19: Open game thread on Apr 19 2014, 9:23p
Except Jose Fernandez, cause that dude seems totally awesome.
Commented on 4/19: Open game thread on Apr 19 2014, 9:21p
Of course you are doing the fucking wave.
Commented on 4/19: Open game thread on Apr 19 2014, 9:20p - 2 replies
Nor are they mutually inclusive.
Commented on 4/19: Open game thread on Apr 19 2014, 9:19p
That really vindictive part of me wants him to sign here and just suck massive balls.
Commented on 4/19: Open game thread on Apr 19 2014, 9:09p - 1 reply
I do think his management hasn't been perfect especially in regards to the bullpen.
Commented on 4/19: Open game thread on Apr 19 2014, 9:08p
That is a dong in like every other stadium.
Commented on 4/19: Open game thread on Apr 19 2014, 9:07p
And if a bit turns into forever...
Commented on 4/19: Open game thread on Apr 19 2014, 9:06p
These comments are the best.
Commented on 4/19: Open game thread on Apr 19 2014, 9:04p - 3 replies
Or maybe it has something to do with losing a bunch of starting pitchers and having a pretty bad pen to start with.
Commented on 4/19: Open game thread on Apr 19 2014, 9:02p - 2 replies
The Marlins broke an eight game losing streak yesterday.
Commented on 4/19: Open game thread on Apr 19 2014, 8:41p - 1 reply
The interenets are a serious place, you guys.
Commented on 4/19: Open game thread on Apr 19 2014, 8:35p - 1 reply
Awww dammit, Dustin.
Commented on 4/19: Open game thread on Apr 19 2014, 8:34p - 2 replies
Wait are we heading that way?
Commented on 4/19: Open game thread on Apr 19 2014, 8:31p - 1 reply
It's times like these that that kind of thinking makes me want to harm myself
Commented on 4/19: Open game thread on Apr 19 2014, 8:29p
HOLY SHITSNACKS STANTON MADE AN OUT
Commented on 4/19: Open game thread on Apr 19 2014, 8:28p
Like a weird bounce leading to a two-run inside the park dinger?
Commented on 4/19: Open game thread on Apr 19 2014, 8:18p - 1 reply
How was the ribeye?
Commented on 4/19: Open game thread on Apr 19 2014, 8:00p
Pretty much to best at bat so far....
Commented on 4/19: Open game thread on Apr 19 2014, 7:47p
Mash it?
Commented on 4/19: Open game thread on Apr 19 2014, 7:35p
*Shows blank pitch tracker*
Commented on 4/19: Open game thread on Apr 19 2014, 7:31p - 1 reply
I think I might vomit
Commented on 4/19: Open game thread on Apr 19 2014, 7:29p
I didn't say it was ideal.
Commented on 4/19: Open game thread on Apr 19 2014, 7:24p
Honestly I think Elias throws 100ish pitches no matter what.
Commented on 4/19: Open game thread on Apr 19 2014, 7:18p
It's a well-rounded deep-seated hate from me.
Commented on 4/19: Open game thread on Apr 19 2014, 7:16p
Oh shit you guys.
Commented on 4/19: Open game thread on Apr 19 2014, 7:16p
Minus like 6!
Commented on 4/19: Open game thread on Apr 19 2014, 7:15p - 1 reply
5 aces!
Commented on 4/19: Open game thread on Apr 19 2014, 7:15p - 1 reply
New goal: Hit ball past pitcher.
Commented on 4/19: Open game thread on Apr 19 2014, 7:15p
I'm pretty sure all the things that would possibly harm you are also quite flammable and are probably represented in your steak as CO2 and carbon at worst.
Commented on 4/19: Open game thread on Apr 19 2014, 7:14p - 1 reply
I remember that as well.
Commented on 4/19: Open game thread on Apr 19 2014, 7:12p
It's the little things
Commented on 4/19: Open game thread on Apr 19 2014, 6:16p - 1 reply
Nightmare fuel
Commented on 4/18/14: Open game thread on Apr 18 2014, 8:35p
That's like rule one of roofs.
Commented on 4/18/14: Open game thread on Apr 18 2014, 8:32p
Aaron Harang is throwing a no-hitter through 5.
Commented on 4/18/14: Open game thread on Apr 18 2014, 8:31p - 3 replies
What happens when you take an already not very good and tired bullpen and give them 5 innings to deal with?
Commented on 4/18/14: Open game thread on Apr 18 2014, 8:30p - 1 reply
Forces the issue with Young.
Commented on 4/18/14: Open game thread on Apr 18 2014, 8:29p
Didn't he hit a dinger of someone's face once?
Commented on 4/18/14: Open game thread on Apr 18 2014, 8:22p
Wait so middle-middle 84 MPH meatballs are not a good idea?
Commented on 4/18/14: Open game thread on Apr 18 2014, 8:20p
Whoopsies!
Commented on 4/18/14: Open game thread on Apr 18 2014, 8:16p
Welcome to the 2014 Mariners Bullpen!
Commented on 4/18/14: Open game thread on Apr 18 2014, 8:11p
Honestly I would be totally okay with them starting him.
Commented on 4/18/14: Open game thread on Apr 18 2014, 8:10p
THE FUCKING WORLD
Commented on 4/18/14: Open game thread on Apr 18 2014, 8:08p - 1 reply
Pretty good awareness by Brad there to eat that ball instead of making the desperation throw to first.
Commented on 4/18/14: Open game thread on Apr 18 2014, 8:08p
If anyone I blame Fernando Rodney for walking the world
Commented on 4/18/14: Open game thread on Apr 18 2014, 8:06p - 3 replies
It's hard to even be mad at him. Everyone has stupid, random, dumb errors at some point and his just happened at the worst time possible.
Commented on 4/18/14: Open game thread on Apr 18 2014, 8:04p - 1 reply
Dammit, Kyle
Commented on 4/18/14: Open game thread on Apr 18 2014, 7:59p - 2 replies
Yay! 2/10 of our possible starting pitchers aren't literally broken.
Commented on 4/18/14: Open game thread on Apr 18 2014, 7:56p
It's crazy what they get away with on network TV.
Commented on 4/18/14: Open game thread on Apr 18 2014, 7:55p
I totally see that. I feel like they backed off that a bit from the pilot, but I need to watch it again.
Commented on 4/18/14: Open game thread on Apr 18 2014, 7:53p
Okay he got an awful hop on that.
Commented on 4/18/14: Open game thread on Apr 18 2014, 7:48p
Well he can hit.
Commented on 4/18/14: Open game thread on Apr 18 2014, 7:47p - 1 reply
Such a stunningly beautiful/traumatizing show.
Commented on 4/18/14: Open game thread on Apr 18 2014, 7:47p - 1 reply
It's like the talent acquisition of the Rays with the management of the Mets
Commented on 4/18/14: Open game thread on Apr 18 2014, 7:45p - 2 replies
I don't think officially, but it's numbers are pretty awful.
Commented on 4/18/14: Open game thread on Apr 18 2014, 7:44p
That would be an interesting outfield hazard.
Commented on 4/18/14: Open game thread on Apr 18 2014, 7:40p - 2 replies
Who knows!
Commented on 4/18/14: Open game thread on Apr 18 2014, 7:38p
What is your favorite new TV show this year and what is your favorite show that got cancelled?
Commented on 4/18/14: Open game thread on Apr 18 2014, 7:36p - 5 replies
It's never full Astros.
Commented on 4/18/14: Open game thread on Apr 18 2014, 7:33p
It's the title of my STD prevention blog.
Commented on 4/18/14: Open game thread on Apr 18 2014, 7:32p
Even on TV is has the feel of about 1.5 times Arlington
Commented on 4/18/14: Open game thread on Apr 18 2014, 7:31p
What an awful pitch to swing at.
Commented on 4/18/14: Open game thread on Apr 18 2014, 7:30p
People keep talking about there being a bunch of dingers in this stadium, but aren't the park factors fucking awful for dongs?
Commented on 4/18/14: Open game thread on Apr 18 2014, 7:28p - 3 replies
Man I really miss JY.
Commented on 4/18/14: Open game thread on Apr 18 2014, 7:26p - 2 replies
That would help, but I think it takes some element of dumb luck too.
Commented on 4/18/14: Open game thread on Apr 18 2014, 7:24p - 1 reply
I judge all things by username so I expect you to be an expert on all things cap and sea.
Commented on 4/18/14: Open game thread on Apr 18 2014, 7:21p - 1 reply
Is that the same thing as mahi mahi?
Commented on 4/18/14: Open game thread on Apr 18 2014, 7:19p - 1 reply
I love it.
Commented on 4/18/14: Open game thread on Apr 18 2014, 7:18p
Random Baseball Thoughts
Commented on 4/18/14: Open game thread on Apr 18 2014, 7:15p - 1 reply
for Remained the same
Voted on Apr 18 2014, 1:50p
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