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thedirkatron

  • joined Mar 21, 2008
  • last login Apr 08, 2011
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The.
Mother.
Fucking.
Dirkatron.

A Fan Of...

  • MLB Texas Rangers
  • NBA Dallas Mavericks
  • NFL Dallas Cowboys
  • NCAAF North Texas Mean Green
  • NCAAB North Texas Mean Green
  • General Represtin' Denton
  • Soccer USMNT, Aston Villa
  • Fantasy Brian Thomas' Sexy Wife's
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LSB Community Prospect Project: Mid-Season Wrap-Up.

  Did somebody let stupid Liam Poppins bring soccer up in this bitch? I only ask cause... WE HAVE A TIE!!! Official results: 19% LHP, Michael Kirkman. 29 votes 19% SS, Luis Sardinas. 29...

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LSB Community Prospect Project: Mid-Season #14.

  After garnering 25% of 172 votes, W. Matt Thompson has been named the LSB Community #13 prospect! Kept waiting to get more votes... guess the interest is waning. Only two more left, so it's...

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LSB Community Prospect Project: Mid-Season #13

After garnering 21% of 192 votes, Omar Beltre has been named the LSB Community #12 prospect! Oops, let that one run too long. Oh, well. It was close, so no harm, very little foul. Anyhow... The...

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LSB Community Prospect Project: Mid-Season #12

  After garnering 16% of 239 votes, Jorge Alfaro has been named the LSB Community #11 prospect! Wow. I'm pretty sure that was the most wide-open race I've ever seen. I let it go a little long to...

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LSB Community Prospect Project: Mid-Season #11

After garnering 48% of 180 votes, Jake Skole has been named the LSB Community #10 prospect! Couple spots too low, imo, but I've seen worse, both in terms of CPP votes, and in terms of me luring...

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LSB Community Prospect Project: Mid-Season #10

After garnering 37% of 165 votes for some fucking unknown reason, Mitch Moreland has won the right to be called the LSB Community #9 prospect! Meh, not a travesty, but I still don't think he's...

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LSB Community Prospect Project: Mid-Season #9

After garnering 26% of 195 votes, Robbie "No Relation to Erlin" Ross has won the right to be called the LSB Community #8 prospect! Wow, that vote was nice and slutty. I definitely feel like we...

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LSB Community Prospect Project: Mid-Season #8

After garnering 53% of 235 votes, Robbie "The Griffin" Erlin has won the right to be called the LSB Community #7 prospect! So are we just never gonna have another slutty vote around here? I feel...

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LSB Community Prospect Project: Mid-Season #7

After garnering 53% of 219 votes, The Wilmer "Wing Ding" Font has won the right to be called the LSB Community #6 prospect! That vote was a little sluttier, but it wasn't as slutty as I'd like...

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LSB Community Prospect Project: Mid-Season #6

After garnering 71% of 211 votes, The Smileyfaced Child-Slut of Judeska and Chesmond has won the right to be called the LSB Community #5 prospect! So, yah. Not close. Man, the votes suck when I...

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Share LSB Community Prospect Project: Mid-Season #3

Houston, we have a penis(!). After garnering 94% of 255 votes, Tanner Scheppers has won the right to be called the LSB Community #2 prospect! I've some penis do penisings before, but that was a...

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LSB Community Prospect Project: Mid-Season #2

Not a lot of drama at #1. After garnering 83% of 238 votes, Martin Pear-ez has won the right to be called the LSB Community #1 prospect! The List So Far: 1. LHP, Martin Perez.         Time to...

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LSB Community Prospect Project: Mid-Season #1

  Put those sex-ointments down and stop cleaning your kitchens, ladies and bitches.... It's finally time for everybody's favorite meaningless in-season community exercise: The Lonestarball...

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THE DRAFT IS FULL OF UNBELIEVABLE SUCK, JUST GIVE UP NOW IT DOES NOT MATTER GOOD BYE

It's Draft Day, sluts.  I'll post as many links and info as I can here as it comes in throughout the day.  I'm guessing AJM will come around and do some rapes on an official thread for the draft...

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5/11 (+ 5/12 Now) MiLB: (Double) Hate Rapes on AJM Edition.

Yay, minor league baseball.  Good thing AJM stays out of these, cause if he ruins my minor league threads like he does all my hate threads I'd start acting crazy.  5/11 Schedule:  OKC: Kirkman on...

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LSB's Official Signing Deadline Thread

Tonight's the night. 12pm Eastern is the deadline for signing all non-college seniors from this year's draft. There should be a flurry of news coming tonight so I figured it be good to have one...

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LSB Community Prospect Project: Mid-Season Wrap-Up

We're done. And just in time to see half these guys traded to Toronto!!! Yay!!! I'm a bit late posting the wrap-up, but I figured it'll give us a little something to do in our brief periods away...

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LSB Community Prospect Project: Mid-Season #25

After garnering 16% of 149 votes, Pedro "The Audacity of" Strop has won the right to be called the LSB Community #24 prospect! The List So Far: 1. 1b, Justin Smoak2. RHP, Neftali Feliz 3. LHP,...

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LSB Community Prospect Project: Mid-Season #24

After garnering an ed 18% of 161 votes, Braden "Don't Call Me Tomas" Tullis has won the right to be called the LSB Community #23 prospect! The List So Far: 1. 1b, Justin Smoak2. RHP, Neftali...

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LSB Community Prospect Project: Mid-Season #23

Seems like these are running out of momentum. If y'all want me to stop, let me know. I'm fine wrapping it up here. But I figured I'd give it at least one more try. After garnering an entirely...

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LSB Community Prospect Project: Mid-Season #22

Yay! An exact tie! If a tie is the equivalent of kissing your sister, then a CPP tie is like making out with your sister live on the internet with a bunch of fellow Rangers fans! Or, as Brian...

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LSB Community Prospect Project: Mid-Season #20

A runaway. After garnering 57% of 168 votes, Omar Poveda has won the right to be called the LSB Community #19 prospect! The List So Far: 1. 1b, Justin Smoak2. RHP, Neftali Feliz 3. LHP, Martin...

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LSB Community Prospect Project: Mid-Season #19

That was a close one.  After garnering 33% of 190 votes, Guillermo Moscoso has won the right to be called the LSB Community #18 prospect! The List So Far: 1. 1b, Justin Smoak2. RHP, Neftali Feliz 3...

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LSB Community Prospect Project: Mid-Season #18

After garnering 37% of 185 votes, Engel Beltre has won the right to be called the LSB Community #17 prospect! The List So Far: 1. 1b, Justin Smoak2. RHP, Neftali Feliz 3. LHP, Martin Perez4. RHP,...

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LSB Community Prospect Project: Mid-Season #17

The 'Fredo Freefall ends here.  After garnering 28% of 180 votes, Wilfredo Boscan has won the right to be called the LSB Community #16 prospect! The List So Far: 1. 1b, Justin Smoak2. RHP,...

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LSB Community Prospect Project: Mid-Season #16

All he does is hit.  After garnering 25% of 225 votes, Mitch Moreland has won the right to be called the LSB Community #15 prospect! The List So Far: 1. 1b, Justin Smoak2. RHP, Neftali Feliz 3. L...

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LSB Community Prospect Project: Mid-Season #15

Everybody loves Cankles.  After garnering 32% of 187 votes, Joe Wieland has won the right to be called the LSB Community #14 prospect! The List So Far: 1. 1b, Justin Smoak2. RHP, Neftali Feliz 3...

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LSB Community Prospect Project: Mid-Season #14

Max dominated that one like it was AA pitching circa last Summer.  After garnering 63% of 214 votes, Max Ramirez has won the right to be called the LSB Community #13 prospect! The List So Far: 1...

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LSB Community Prospect Project: Mid-Season #13

After garnering 44% of 220 votes, Robbie Ross has won the right to be called the LSB Community #12 prospect! The List So Far: 1. 1b, Justin Smoak2. RHP, Neftali Feliz 3. LHP, Martin Perez4. RHP,...

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LSB Community Prospect Project: Mid-Season #12

Finally a vote with a clear winner. After 227 votes, Kasey Kiker has won the right to be called the LSB Community #11 prospect! The List So Far: 1. 1b, Justin Smoak2. RHP, Neftali Feliz 3. L...

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