I think I may have discovered a new niche industry in which I can make lots of money. I am going to sell medicines that contain the strongest healing ingredients known to man - Mark DeRosa's tears. I've also got plans to make tinctures containing ground up DeRo toenails. For those of you true DeRosa maniacs, I'm also going to make a DeRo real doll for you to snuggle with this October. Let me know if you're interested.