http://www.sbnation.comhttp://www.sbnation.com/users/thekevinoriecurse Posts made by thekevinoriecurse on SB Nation http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2009/6/29/929929/souvenirs thekevinoriecurse Tue, 30 Jun 2009 00:54:00 -0000 <p><br />I think I may have discovered a new niche industry in which I can make lots of money. I am going to sell medicines that contain the strongest healing ingredients known to man - <a href="http://www.sbnation.com/mlb/players/700/Mark_DeRosa" class="sbn-auto-link">Mark DeRosa</a>'s tears. I've also got plans to make tinctures containing ground up DeRo toenails. For those of you true DeRosa maniacs, I'm also going to make a DeRo real doll for you to snuggle with this October. Let me know if you're interested. <br /><br /></p>