Jim Pagliaroni is one of the most perceptive Italian catchers in the big leagues.
Can we call Aaron Herang "The Herang-utan?"
Hawpe on pop, Hip Hawpe Hooray, I'm all Hawpe'd up, oh man this one is endless!
I'm gone like Gregg Zaun!
Maybe he's born with it, maybe it's Maybin.
I could go for some lemon Harang pie.
No morefia Denorfia.
David Eckstein is still a free agent...Just sayin'
The Padres beat the Mets the day I was born...1-0.
Forget the brown...Bring back Hudson & Bauer!
It's Quentin time.
Cashner Rules Everything Around Me
Cut Bartlett
I'll have the Suppan Salad!
Who wants to buy the Padres?
Headley for President
The guy they should have fined was the guy who ordered Niedenfuer to throw at Joe...that fat little Italian.