Zoidberg

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Huhn abendessen!
Commented on Cardinals at Brewers gamethread 4/15 on Apr 15 2014, 10:55p - 1 reply
Cadbury mini eggs, nice
Commented on Cardinals at Brewers gamethread 4/15 on Apr 15 2014, 10:50p
Side note, I got a bag of Swedish Fish jelly beans the other day, and it was glorious
Commented on Cardinals at Brewers gamethread 4/15 on Apr 15 2014, 10:45p - 1 reply
Another bomb!
Commented on Cardinals at Brewers gamethread 4/15 on Apr 15 2014, 10:44p
What kind of candy?
Commented on Cardinals at Brewers gamethread 4/15 on Apr 15 2014, 10:42p - 1 reply
Holy shitballs that was a blast
Commented on Cardinals at Brewers gamethread 4/15 on Apr 15 2014, 10:37p - 1 reply
Is it more tangy than usual?
Commented on Cardinals at Brewers gamethread 4/15 on Apr 15 2014, 10:30p
Heinz
Commented on Cardinals at Brewers gamethread 4/15 on Apr 15 2014, 10:29p
Ow ow ow ow
Commented on Cardinals at Brewers gamethread 4/15 on Apr 15 2014, 10:27p
Bummer!
Commented on Cardinals at Brewers gamethread 4/15 on Apr 15 2014, 10:26p
Hey rui, how's life?
Commented on Cardinals at Brewers gamethread 4/15 on Apr 15 2014, 10:21p - 1 reply
#ItsAMentalThing
Commented on Cardinals at Brewers gamethread 4/15 on Apr 15 2014, 9:20p
I'd be worried that they'd pop open and/or leak, thus wasting the booze
Commented on Cardinals at Brewers gamethread 4/15 on Apr 15 2014, 9:11p - 1 reply
Does anyone know a way you could incorporate a drinking game into Easter egg hunting?
Commented on Cardinals at Brewers gamethread 4/15 on Apr 15 2014, 9:08p - 7 replies
Craig!!!!
Commented on Cardinals at Brewers gamethread 4/15 on Apr 15 2014, 8:58p
A couple of RBI would be a good start here, Ellis
Commented on Cardinals at Brewers gamethread 4/15 on Apr 15 2014, 8:35p
Well, that's probably his best-looking out so far this year
Commented on Cardinals at Brewers gamethread 4/15 on Apr 15 2014, 8:16p
Who is Sugar supposed to wipe his hands on now??
Commented on Cardinals at Brewers gamethread 4/15 on Apr 15 2014, 8:03p - 2 replies
Woo!
Commented on Cardinals at Brewers gamethread 4/14 on Apr 14 2014, 11:00p - 1 reply
Possibly
Commented on St. Louis Rams: Individual Cap Hits And Available Salary Cap Space: April 14 - Looking Ahead on Apr 14 2014, 10:56p - 1 reply
Slow claps are where it's at
Commented on Cardinals at Brewers gamethread 4/14 on Apr 14 2014, 10:35p
Oy vey
Commented on Cardinals at Brewers gamethread 4/14 on Apr 14 2014, 10:27p
John Gast still technically exists
Commented on Cardinals at Brewers gamethread 4/14 on Apr 14 2014, 10:03p
JUSTICE!!!!!!!!!
Commented on Cardinals at Brewers gamethread 4/14 on Apr 14 2014, 9:54p
Tootblan: The inning
Commented on Cardinals at Brewers gamethread 4/14 on Apr 14 2014, 9:52p - 1 reply
Hell
Commented on Cardinals at Brewers gamethread 4/14 on Apr 14 2014, 9:50p
Step 1: Get Cat
Commented on Cardinals at Brewers gamethread 4/14 on Apr 14 2014, 9:47p - 1 reply
There you go
Commented on Cardinals at Brewers gamethread 4/14 on Apr 14 2014, 9:44p
Harvesting cat poop is much easier than harvesting human poop though
Commented on Cardinals at Brewers gamethread 4/14 on Apr 14 2014, 9:43p - 1 reply
Specifically cat poop
Commented on Cardinals at Brewers gamethread 4/14 on Apr 14 2014, 9:40p - 1 reply
Damn, I'd forgotten how harsh that Bernie article was
Commented on Cardinals at Brewers gamethread 4/14 on Apr 14 2014, 9:39p - 1 reply
Who takes Marp's spot, Descalso?
Commented on Cardinals at Brewers gamethread 4/14 on Apr 14 2014, 9:32p
What the fuck?
Commented on Cardinals at Brewers gamethread 4/14 on Apr 14 2014, 9:30p
My brother might be going into broadcasting
Commented on Cardinals at Brewers gamethread 4/14 on Apr 14 2014, 9:29p - 1 reply
Hit us in Jacksonville, IL as well
Commented on Cardinals at Brewers gamethread 4/14 on Apr 14 2014, 9:25p
Oh yeah, that's right
Commented on Cardinals at Brewers gamethread 4/14 on Apr 14 2014, 9:04p
Are they playing on a little league field?
Commented on Cardinals at Brewers gamethread 4/14 on Apr 14 2014, 9:03p - 3 replies
This guy, right?
Commented on Cardinals at Brewers gamethread 4/14 on Apr 14 2014, 8:55p - 1 reply
Do you really think someone would do that, just go on the internet and tell lies?
Commented on Cardinals at Brewers gamethread 4/14 on Apr 14 2014, 8:52p - 2 replies
Seems like all those guys had one signature moment
Commented on Cardinals at Brewers gamethread 4/14 on Apr 14 2014, 8:48p
Jhonny homer
Commented on Cardinals at Brewers gamethread 4/14 on Apr 14 2014, 8:43p
Jhome Run!
Commented on Cardinals at Brewers gamethread 4/14 on Apr 14 2014, 8:32p
Rams also met with North Dakota State OT Billy Turner
Commented on St. Louis Rams: Individual Cap Hits And Available Salary Cap Space: April 14 - Looking Ahead on Apr 14 2014, 8:01p - 1 reply
Rams have a visit scheduled with Sammy Watkins soon
Commented on St. Louis Rams: Individual Cap Hits And Available Salary Cap Space: April 14 - Looking Ahead on Apr 14 2014, 1:05p - 1 reply
That pose at the end was priceless
Commented on Cardinals vs Cubs gamethread 4/13 on Apr 13 2014, 5:27p
This guy looked like Bob from That 70s Show
Commented on Cardinals vs Cubs gamethread 4/13 on Apr 13 2014, 5:21p - 1 reply
I just saw a guy behind home plate with a magnificent afro
Commented on Cardinals vs Cubs gamethread 4/13 on Apr 13 2014, 5:09p - 2 replies
...
Commented on Cardinals vs Cubs gamethread 4/13 on Apr 13 2014, 5:03p
I wonder if there is a drug testing program for umps
Commented on Cardinals vs Cubs gamethread 4/13 on Apr 13 2014, 4:50p - 2 replies
Had a nice glove too, IIRC
Commented on Cardinals vs Cubs gamethread 4/13 on Apr 13 2014, 4:37p
I like Dan, Shannon, and Rooney
Commented on Cardinals vs Cubs gamethread 4/13 on Apr 13 2014, 4:36p
His hitting stats were pretty good though
Commented on Cardinals vs Cubs gamethread 4/13 on Apr 13 2014, 4:34p - 1 reply
Could be very possible if he gapped one into right-center field when they play in San Fran
Commented on Cardinals vs Cubs gamethread 4/13 on Apr 13 2014, 4:33p
For those of you who played Backyard Baseball back in the day
Commented on Cardinals vs Cubs gamethread 4/13 on Apr 13 2014, 4:31p - 1 reply
Dat speed
Commented on Cardinals vs Cubs gamethread 4/13 on Apr 13 2014, 4:27p
Aaaand the conversation comes full circle
Commented on Cardinals vs Cubs gamethread 4/13 on Apr 13 2014, 4:12p
It is if you are also a furry
Commented on Cardinals vs Cubs gamethread 4/13 on Apr 13 2014, 4:09p - 2 replies
The only time I ever saw Fredbird without the head on, it was a young man
Commented on Cardinals vs Cubs gamethread 4/13 on Apr 13 2014, 4:06p
When that "Doin' It Right" program came to my school when I was 11, I saw that day's Fredbird without the head on
Commented on Cardinals vs Cubs gamethread 4/13 on Apr 13 2014, 4:05p
I'm just curious if they're gender-specific when they hire Fredbird people
Commented on Cardinals vs Cubs gamethread 4/13 on Apr 13 2014, 4:01p - 1 reply
Do you think they ever hire women to take shifts inside the Fredbird suit?
Commented on Cardinals vs Cubs gamethread 4/13 on Apr 13 2014, 3:55p - 2 replies
I've always thought it might be kind of fun to watch while baked
Commented on Cardinals vs Cubs gamethread 4/13 on Apr 13 2014, 3:48p
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