Zoidberg

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Since they cut two tackles, they might just need him for a body on Thursday
Commented on Rams roster cuts 2014: Team announces 75-man roster moves on Aug 25 2014, 9:11p
Then there would be no pelican!
Commented on From prospect lists to the majors on Aug 25 2014, 4:57p
So basically what would happen if Dan Uggla started juicing
Commented on From prospect lists to the majors on Aug 25 2014, 4:21p - 1 reply
I do but only when I'm hung over
Commented on From prospect lists to the majors on Aug 25 2014, 3:58p
.....Well that's kind of unusual
Commented on From prospect lists to the majors on Aug 25 2014, 3:22p - 1 reply
I don't know if I've ever seen a good definition either
Commented on From prospect lists to the majors on Aug 25 2014, 3:17p - 1 reply
Do you think what they're doing could be a misguided reaction to Taveras having that high flourish, making his swing seem longer?
Commented on From prospect lists to the majors on Aug 25 2014, 3:10p - 1 reply
We both like a good poop joke though
Commented on From prospect lists to the majors on Aug 25 2014, 2:57p
I think the threshold is only 2 over there actually
Commented on From prospect lists to the majors on Aug 25 2014, 2:52p - 1 reply
TurfShowTimes
Commented on From prospect lists to the majors on Aug 25 2014, 2:25p - 1 reply
Who would be more likely to suddenly turn into this in the middle of an argument, you or Eric?
Commented on From prospect lists to the majors on Aug 25 2014, 2:18p - 1 reply
Imagine if The Moo Cow showed up on a thread one day and just suddenly started commenting like that
Commented on From prospect lists to the majors on Aug 25 2014, 2:13p - 2 replies
I know we've had some really heated arguments on VEB before
Commented on From prospect lists to the majors on Aug 25 2014, 2:09p - 10 replies
I'll pass
Commented on From prospect lists to the majors on Aug 25 2014, 1:00p
I also do commentary for my college's football team
Commented on From prospect lists to the majors on Aug 25 2014, 12:56p
33 for a QB who hasn't taken just a huge beating over the years really is not a bad age
Commented on From prospect lists to the majors on Aug 25 2014, 12:50p
Hence you're seeing a lot of high-ceiling QB prospects drop a bit recently
Commented on From prospect lists to the majors on Aug 25 2014, 12:41p
Shaun Hill is probably one of the best backups out there
Commented on From prospect lists to the majors on Aug 25 2014, 12:25p - 1 reply
I really wish Blues tickets weren't so pricey...
Commented on From prospect lists to the majors on Aug 25 2014, 12:19p
You're vastly overrating the NFC East
Commented on From prospect lists to the majors on Aug 25 2014, 12:18p
You can get to the middle of the 1st with 7 or 8 wins
Commented on From prospect lists to the majors on Aug 25 2014, 11:58a - 1 reply
For Seattle in particular, luck is a factor
Commented on From prospect lists to the majors on Aug 25 2014, 11:56a
Maybe Garcia needs a booty like Jay's
Commented on From prospect lists to the majors on Aug 25 2014, 11:53a - 1 reply
I can live with that, honestly
Commented on From prospect lists to the majors on Aug 25 2014, 11:27a
It's possible, just not very smart IMO
Commented on From prospect lists to the majors on Aug 25 2014, 11:21a - 1 reply
Yeah, and that contract is a doozy
Commented on From prospect lists to the majors on Aug 25 2014, 11:02a - 1 reply
I don't think there's any way Sam plays for the Rams again
Commented on From prospect lists to the majors on Aug 25 2014, 10:58a - 1 reply
There's no way they'll be that bad
Commented on From prospect lists to the majors on Aug 25 2014, 10:50a - 1 reply
This is based on a lot of assumptions, but I'd say:
Commented on From prospect lists to the majors on Aug 25 2014, 10:43a
Are we assuming that all the new GMs in the top 5 are rational?
Commented on From prospect lists to the majors on Aug 25 2014, 10:32a - 2 replies
Good article.
Commented on From prospect lists to the majors on Aug 25 2014, 10:15a - 1 reply
Look, realistically, we were going to be shooting for a wild card spot this year
Commented on Sam Bradford out for the season with a torn ACL, per report on Aug 24 2014, 8:34p
Yuck. Snead may wind up pulling out all of his beautiful hair.
Commented on Sam Bradford out for the season with a torn ACL, per report on Aug 24 2014, 8:25p - 1 reply
He'll have a head start on some of the other guys his age as far as footwork is concerned
Commented on Q&A with St. Louis Cardinals 2B prospect Malik Collymore on Aug 22 2014, 5:57p - 1 reply
Just the tip
Commented on Q&A with St. Louis Cardinals 2B prospect Malik Collymore on Aug 22 2014, 5:53p
I already know what that is and I'm not clicking because if I do her voice will haunt my soul
Commented on Q&A with St. Louis Cardinals 2B prospect Malik Collymore on Aug 22 2014, 3:18p
Probably not the same
Commented on Q&A with St. Louis Cardinals 2B prospect Malik Collymore on Aug 22 2014, 3:08p - 1 reply
The thing that this round of cold-something-challenges does have over the last one is that famous people did it as did others who are actually going to contribute
Commented on Q&A with St. Louis Cardinals 2B prospect Malik Collymore on Aug 22 2014, 3:06p - 2 replies
Can I tell my friends that they either have the choice to donate $100 to fighting ALS or they have to eat dog shit on camera?
Commented on Q&A with St. Louis Cardinals 2B prospect Malik Collymore on Aug 22 2014, 2:58p
If I get challenged I'm probably just going to publicly declare that I'm donating the money
Commented on Q&A with St. Louis Cardinals 2B prospect Malik Collymore on Aug 22 2014, 2:50p - 2 replies
But also nearly impossible to perfect
Commented on Q&A with St. Louis Cardinals 2B prospect Malik Collymore on Aug 22 2014, 2:26p
I've been going through tons of cookbooks trying to build a recipe collection of my own
Commented on Q&A with St. Louis Cardinals 2B prospect Malik Collymore on Aug 22 2014, 2:21p - 2 replies
The Simpsons debuted a couple years before I was born
Commented on Q&A with St. Louis Cardinals 2B prospect Malik Collymore on Aug 22 2014, 2:05p - 1 reply
Up here, that probably wouldn't put off just a whole lot of his clientele
Commented on Q&A with St. Louis Cardinals 2B prospect Malik Collymore on Aug 22 2014, 11:58a - 1 reply
Tybalt, Prince of Matts
Commented on Q&A with St. Louis Cardinals 2B prospect Malik Collymore on Aug 22 2014, 11:01a
....
Commented on Q&A with St. Louis Cardinals 2B prospect Malik Collymore on Aug 22 2014, 10:45a
I'm subbing for my dad's secretary today (law office)
Commented on Q&A with St. Louis Cardinals 2B prospect Malik Collymore on Aug 22 2014, 10:41a - 15 replies
Didn't TPG do an analysis of Mo'Ne Davis?
Commented on Q&A with St. Louis Cardinals 2B prospect Malik Collymore on Aug 22 2014, 10:40a - 1 reply
Is it one of those that looks like Yoda?
Commented on Q&A with St. Louis Cardinals 2B prospect Malik Collymore on Aug 22 2014, 10:36a
r/spacedicks
Commented on Q&A with St. Louis Cardinals 2B prospect Malik Collymore on Aug 22 2014, 10:36a
This Simpsons marathon has already consumed my life
Commented on It's time to stop blaming the Cardinals offense on Aug 22 2014, 12:37a - 1 reply
K
Commented on It's time to stop blaming the Cardinals offense on Aug 21 2014, 8:16p
I'm biased, but history and political science classes can be really insightful
Commented on It's time to stop blaming the Cardinals offense on Aug 21 2014, 8:15p
Reading that in his voice made it even funnier
Commented on It's time to stop blaming the Cardinals offense on Aug 21 2014, 5:34p
Hot scoop here
Commented on It's time to stop blaming the Cardinals offense on Aug 21 2014, 5:32p - 1 reply
So in other words, they're fucked?
Commented on It's time to stop blaming the Cardinals offense on Aug 21 2014, 5:11p - 2 replies
There's been a lot of butt stuff in today's thread
Commented on It's time to stop blaming the Cardinals offense on Aug 21 2014, 4:48p - 1 reply
Wilt Chimberlain got thousands of them, supposedly
Commented on It's time to stop blaming the Cardinals offense on Aug 21 2014, 4:43p
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