Zoidberg

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Commented on Game 46 Open Thread, Cardinals at Padres, 22nd May 2013 on May 23 2013, 12:11a
I try not to
Commented on Game 46 Open Thread, Cardinals at Padres, 22nd May 2013 on May 23 2013, 12:09a
He's the kind of pitcher you can take home to meet your parents
Commented on Game 46 Open Thread, Cardinals at Padres, 22nd May 2013 on May 23 2013, 12:02a - 1 reply
When I was 11, Al came to my school with Fredbird to give the anti-drug talk
Commented on Game 46 Open Thread, Cardinals at Padres, 22nd May 2013 on May 23 2013, 12:00a - 2 replies
Fun (meh) fact
Commented on Game 46 Open Thread, Cardinals at Padres, 22nd May 2013 on May 22 2013, 11:56p - 3 replies
My mother and all her friends have a Matheny obsession
Commented on Game 46 Open Thread, Cardinals at Padres, 22nd May 2013 on May 22 2013, 11:53p - 1 reply
See that was my guess, but I was still a little fuzzy on whether or not Bud Smith was a thing that actually existed
Commented on Game 46 Open Thread, Cardinals at Padres, 22nd May 2013 on May 22 2013, 11:52p
A very handsome one, at that
Commented on Game 46 Open Thread, Cardinals at Padres, 22nd May 2013 on May 22 2013, 11:46p - 1 reply
I'm curious: when was the last time the Cards had multiple lefties in the rotation before now?
Commented on Game 46 Open Thread, Cardinals at Padres, 22nd May 2013 on May 22 2013, 11:45p - 4 replies
As would Indiana Jones & the Goonies
Commented on Game 46 Open Thread, Cardinals at Padres, 22nd May 2013 on May 22 2013, 11:36p - 1 reply
Over at turfshowtimes they did do something similar, the mods put together a google world map plotted with member's locations
Commented on Game 46 Open Thread, Cardinals at Padres, 22nd May 2013 on May 22 2013, 11:31p - 1 reply
Shame Freese isn't out there
Commented on Game 46 Open Thread, Cardinals at Padres, 22nd May 2013 on May 22 2013, 11:29p
I actually figured he'd do ok, and that we'd knock around Smith.
Commented on Game 46 Open Thread, Cardinals at Padres, 22nd May 2013 on May 22 2013, 11:29p
Despite not being superstitious, I do know better than to be "that guy"
Commented on Game 46 Open Thread, Cardinals at Padres, 22nd May 2013 on May 22 2013, 11:28p
Is anyone else a wee bit surprised Lyons still hasn't allowed a run so far?
Commented on Game 46 Open Thread, Cardinals at Padres, 22nd May 2013 on May 22 2013, 11:25p - 4 replies
I'm also 20, although I was born in late '92 so technically she's younger
Commented on Game 46 Open Thread, Cardinals at Padres, 22nd May 2013 on May 22 2013, 11:19p - 1 reply
Neither, he just so happens to secretly be big into late 90s/early 2000s hip hop culture
Commented on Game 46 Open Thread, Cardinals at Padres, 22nd May 2013 on May 22 2013, 11:14p - 1 reply
Weird to see that from stolen base king Yadi Molina
Commented on Game 46 Open Thread, Cardinals at Padres, 22nd May 2013 on May 22 2013, 11:08p
If you were expecting him to be fully developed in his first year, that's your fault.
Commented on Breakout Wide Receiver of the Year? on May 22 2013, 1:13p
That grand salami must have gotten Dirty Dan all cocky
Commented on Cardinals at Padres Open Thread: Adam Wainwright vs. Edinson Volquez on May 22 2013, 12:49a - 1 reply
There's another kind of Mike?
Commented on Cardinals at Padres Open Thread: Adam Wainwright vs. Edinson Volquez on May 22 2013, 12:43a
Just logged in to re-confirm that there was a Dirty Dan grand slam.
Commented on Cardinals at Padres Open Thread: Adam Wainwright vs. Edinson Volquez on May 22 2013, 12:35a - 2 replies
Oh dear
Commented on Game 40 Open Thread: St. Louis Cardinals @ San Diego Padres on May 21 2013, 12:29a
Or to stop doing methamphetamines
Commented on Game 40 Open Thread: St. Louis Cardinals @ San Diego Padres on May 21 2013, 12:15a
For the record, I would totally eat cantaloupe at the ballpark, especially on a hot afternoon.
Commented on Game 40 Open Thread: St. Louis Cardinals @ San Diego Padres on May 21 2013, 12:00a
I blame ESPN. Then again, I blame too many things on ESPN.
Commented on Game 40 Open Thread: St. Louis Cardinals @ San Diego Padres on May 20 2013, 11:57p
Every time I hear Headley's name my mind fills with Blazing Saddles references
Commented on Game 40 Open Thread: St. Louis Cardinals @ San Diego Padres on May 20 2013, 11:56p - 2 replies
From Pappy's?
Commented on Game 40 Open Thread: St. Louis Cardinals @ San Diego Padres on May 20 2013, 11:35p - 1 reply
Those Angels sure can evaluate some talent
Commented on Game 40 Open Thread: St. Louis Cardinals @ San Diego Padres on May 20 2013, 11:35p - 1 reply
If Ty Wigginton raced himself, they would both get TOOTBLAN
Commented on Game 40 Open Thread: St. Louis Cardinals @ San Diego Padres on May 20 2013, 11:29p - 1 reply
He's a fast little dude
Commented on Game 40 Open Thread: St. Louis Cardinals @ San Diego Padres on May 20 2013, 11:12p
I think someone in the booth keeps getting texts near the mic
Commented on Game 40 Open Thread: St. Louis Cardinals @ San Diego Padres on May 20 2013, 11:08p - 1 reply
If I remember it was 70s and sunny last year all weekend
Commented on Game 40 Open Thread: St. Louis Cardinals @ San Diego Padres on May 20 2013, 10:58p
What's the Chicago weather usually like in mid September?
Commented on Game 40 Open Thread: St. Louis Cardinals @ San Diego Padres on May 20 2013, 10:55p - 1 reply
It's as if Mario was doing the games now
Commented on Game 40 Open Thread: St. Louis Cardinals @ San Diego Padres on May 20 2013, 10:53p
Thankfully no.
Commented on Game 40 Open Thread: St. Louis Cardinals @ San Diego Padres on May 20 2013, 10:53p
How's the weather out there fellas
Commented on Game 40 Open Thread: St. Louis Cardinals @ San Diego Padres on May 20 2013, 10:50p - 4 replies
One of my brother and I's summer goals is to go to Memphis again for a weekend, but see a Redbirds game this time
Commented on Tyler Lyons, Chris Carpenter, & the Future 2013 St. Louis Cardinals Starting Rotation on May 20 2013, 1:04p
Seriously though, when was the last time the Cards lost a series?
Commented on MIL v. STL - 5.19.2013 Gamethread: Lohse v. Gast on May 19 2013, 4:53p - 3 replies
Suckings
Commented on MIL v. STL - 5.19.2013 Gamethread: Lohse v. Gast on May 19 2013, 4:53p
I approve of this
Commented on MIL v. STL - 5.19.2013 Gamethread: Lohse v. Gast on May 19 2013, 4:51p
SUNDAY CHICKEN DINNER
Commented on MIL v. STL - 5.19.2013 Gamethread: Lohse v. Gast on May 19 2013, 4:50p
ALL THE WEB GEMS
Commented on MIL v. STL - 5.19.2013 Gamethread: Lohse v. Gast on May 19 2013, 4:48p
MOAR JUSTICE
Commented on MIL v. STL - 5.19.2013 Gamethread: Lohse v. Gast on May 19 2013, 4:46p
IIRC, he was traded there from Cincinnati for Chris Dickerson
Commented on MIL v. STL - 5.19.2013 Gamethread: Lohse v. Gast on May 19 2013, 4:20p
I am uneasy.
Commented on MIL v. STL - 5.19.2013 Gamethread: Lohse v. Gast on May 19 2013, 4:12p
Lots of close ones today
Commented on MIL v. STL - 5.19.2013 Gamethread: Lohse v. Gast on May 19 2013, 4:04p
Lohse and Oquendo need to settle whatever the beef is like men
Commented on MIL v. STL - 5.19.2013 Gamethread: Lohse v. Gast on May 19 2013, 3:32p - 2 replies
Oddly, I don't think I've ever actually met a person whose name is Xavier
Commented on MIL v. STL - 5.19.2013 Gamethread: Lohse v. Gast on May 19 2013, 3:26p - 1 reply
I like it
Commented on MIL v. STL - 5.19.2013 Gamethread: Lohse v. Gast on May 19 2013, 3:20p
I like that Freese better
Commented on MIL v. STL - 5.19.2013 Gamethread: Lohse v. Gast on May 19 2013, 3:17p - 2 replies
Maybe Jay has that disorder where you can't do maths
Commented on MIL v. STL - 5.19.2013 Gamethread: Lohse v. Gast on May 19 2013, 3:15p
JUSTICE
Commented on MIL v. STL - 5.19.2013 Gamethread: Lohse v. Gast on May 19 2013, 3:14p
Yeah he's a swell dude
Commented on MIL v. STL - 5.19.2013 Gamethread: Lohse v. Gast on May 19 2013, 3:13p
So Tyler Lyons, huh?
Commented on MIL v. STL - 5.19.2013 Gamethread: Lohse v. Gast on May 19 2013, 3:12p
So pretty that I'm ok with the size.
Commented on MIL v. STL - 5.19.2013 Gamethread: Lohse v. Gast on May 19 2013, 3:06p
Chris Jericho throwing a pitch to Fredbird was one of the trippier things I've seen on FSMW recently
Commented on MIL v. STL - 5.19.2013 Gamethread: Lohse v. Gast on May 19 2013, 3:03p
It hurts my feelings when other Cardinal fans my age don't know and/or appreciate Simba.
Commented on MIL v. STL - 5.19.2013 Gamethread: Lohse v. Gast on May 19 2013, 3:00p - 1 reply
Yeah...even if they don't purposely skew their polls, which I suspect they do..
Commented on MIL v. STL - 5.19.2013 Gamethread: Lohse v. Gast on May 19 2013, 2:59p
Yup
Commented on MIL v. STL - 5.19.2013 Gamethread: Lohse v. Gast on May 19 2013, 2:57p
Gas racist
Commented on MIL v. STL - 5.19.2013 Gamethread: Lohse v. Gast on May 19 2013, 2:56p
"Impressive" is my first thought above others
Commented on MIL v. STL - 5.19.2013 Gamethread: Lohse v. Gast on May 19 2013, 2:50p
We actually spent a good portion of an entire history class last year talking about his painting "American Progress" that appears on that page
Commented on MIL v. STL - 5.19.2013 Gamethread: Lohse v. Gast on May 19 2013, 2:48p
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