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twinsbrewer
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May 20, 2013
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A mean, mean man. That is to say average, average.
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Hicks doesn't need to be in AAA
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Free Chris Colabello, Clete Thomas
on May 20 2013, 11:47a
The sky is green, the world sounds like a bowling alley
Commented on
Game 40: Red Sox at Twins
on May 19 2013, 6:18p
MEN DON'T HAVE TO DRY THEIR HAIR
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Game 40: Red Sox at Twins
on May 19 2013, 3:36p -
1 reply
It's the most wonderful time of the year
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Game 40: Red Sox at Twins
on May 19 2013, 3:26p -
1 reply
Ha, I get that a lot
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Game 40: Red Sox at Twins
on May 19 2013, 3:11p
So why do most teams (not the Twins, obviously) have better records at home?
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Game 40: Red Sox at Twins
on May 19 2013, 2:21p -
2 replies
I dost feareth the wheels are in the process of coming offeth
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Twins Pummeled By Ortiz, Nava In 12-5 Loss To Red Sox
on May 19 2013, 2:50a -
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This is why economics is not science.
Recommended on May 18 2013, 11:57p
Mauer "K"ing there is the end of the game
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Game Thread: Twins vs. Red Sox, Game 39
on May 18 2013, 8:11p -
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Supposedly
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Saturday Notebook: Monday Chat, Playing Catch, Worst First Pitches, Brewers Mistake, and More
on May 18 2013, 7:02p
There are a lot of AD fans around here
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Saturday Notebook: Monday Chat, Playing Catch, Worst First Pitches, Brewers Mistake, and More
on May 18 2013, 2:20p -
2 replies
Croooooooow!
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Fast Reaction: Red Sox 3, Twins 2 (10)
on May 18 2013, 4:55a
This one's on Yes Pig
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Game 38: Red Sox @ Twins VOTE QUIMBY
on May 17 2013, 11:37p
I heard she hit on Sulu though
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Game 38: Red Sox @ Twins VOTE QUIMBY
on May 17 2013, 11:35p -
1 reply
I heard she hit on Sulu though
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Game 38: Red Sox @ Twins VOTE QUIMBY
on May 17 2013, 11:35p -
1 reply
Due up
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Game 38: Red Sox @ Twins VOTE QUIMBY
on May 17 2013, 11:28p -
1 reply
I've only got maybe 20 or 30 beers in the house
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Game 38: Red Sox @ Twins VOTE QUIMBY
on May 17 2013, 11:21p
For the Twins they happen just as often as goals
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Game 38: Red Sox @ Twins VOTE QUIMBY
on May 17 2013, 11:21p
Agreed
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Game 38: Red Sox @ Twins VOTE QUIMBY
on May 17 2013, 11:14p
Important thing is that he's equally sloppy to both sides
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Game 38: Red Sox @ Twins VOTE QUIMBY
on May 17 2013, 10:41p -
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Didn't your parents ever teach you
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Game 38: Red Sox @ Twins VOTE QUIMBY
on May 17 2013, 10:31p
Who among you cursed the Twins! Speak up! ADMIT YOUR SHAME!
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Game 38: Red Sox @ Twins VOTE QUIMBY
on May 17 2013, 10:25p -
1 reply
Make sure it was painkillers
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Game 38: Red Sox @ Twins VOTE QUIMBY
on May 17 2013, 9:55p
its a trap
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Game 38: Red Sox @ Twins VOTE QUIMBY
on May 17 2013, 9:54p
News from the radio
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Game 38: Red Sox @ Twins VOTE QUIMBY
on May 17 2013, 9:51p -
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CALLED
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Game 38: Red Sox @ Twins VOTE QUIMBY
on May 17 2013, 9:37p -
1 reply
The Twins should change their scouting approach
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Game 38: Red Sox @ Twins VOTE QUIMBY
on May 17 2013, 9:23p
Right you are
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Game 38: Red Sox @ Twins VOTE QUIMBY
on May 17 2013, 9:20p
Yes
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Game 38: Red Sox @ Twins VOTE QUIMBY
on May 17 2013, 9:19p -
1 reply
Too bad Mike Carp doesn't play for the Angels
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Game 38: Red Sox @ Twins VOTE QUIMBY
on May 17 2013, 9:14p -
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I WAS RIGHT
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Game 38: Red Sox @ Twins VOTE QUIMBY
on May 17 2013, 9:09p
First ever HR by a Twin off Buchholtz
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Game 38: Red Sox @ Twins VOTE QUIMBY
on May 17 2013, 9:05p
P-Flo Dong!
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Game 38: Red Sox @ Twins VOTE QUIMBY
on May 17 2013, 9:01p -
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Aaron Hicks should take bunting lessons from Twins pitchers
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Game 38: Red Sox @ Twins VOTE QUIMBY
on May 17 2013, 8:59p
Post-game Gardy
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Game 38: Red Sox @ Twins VOTE QUIMBY
on May 17 2013, 8:57p
Sure! Her parents were into Jesus
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Game 38: Red Sox @ Twins VOTE QUIMBY
on May 17 2013, 8:30p
Me neither
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Game 38: Red Sox @ Twins VOTE QUIMBY
on May 17 2013, 8:24p -
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Hard times have fallen on TC
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Game 38: Red Sox @ Twins VOTE QUIMBY
on May 17 2013, 8:01p -
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Supposedly Worley fixed everything during his last bullpen session
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Game 38: Red Sox @ Twins VOTE QUIMBY
on May 17 2013, 6:26p
True sort-of-Boston story
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Twins vs Red Sox: News and Notes
on May 17 2013, 6:20p -
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The "We're Gonna Win, Twins" tune is from an old Hamm's jingle
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The Minnesota Twins Are Like Beer
on May 17 2013, 6:12p -
1 reply
I want Dave's review of the new "Star Trek"!
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How Important Is LaMarcus Aldridge to the Blazers Future?
on May 17 2013, 1:58p -
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OK, I'll bite
Commented on
The Minnesota Twins Are Like Beer
on May 17 2013, 1:00p
Trevor Plouffe is Hopslam (Bell's Brewing)
Recommended on May 17 2013, 12:43p
The Twins overall are a Summit EPA
Commented on
The Minnesota Twins Are Like Beer
on May 17 2013, 12:42p
5
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How Important Is LaMarcus Aldridge to the Blazers Future?
on May 17 2013, 5:08a -
4 replies
Man I don't know
Recommended on May 13 2013, 1:09p
This is probably true
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Blazers Executives Neil Olshey, Chris McGowan Present The Dalai Lama With Jersey, Hat
on May 13 2013, 1:07p
And we automatically get the rights to all of his reincarnations
Recommended on May 13 2013, 1:06p
The "it's a business" line
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You Can't Bury Blazers Trainer Jay Jensen That Easily
on May 13 2013, 1:05p -
4 replies
OMG
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Fast Reaction: Orioles 6, Twins 0
on May 12 2013, 8:42p -
3 replies
Escobar up to stop the shutout
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Game 34: Orioles at Twins
on May 12 2013, 4:32p
Immeasurable potential
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Game 34: Orioles at Twins
on May 12 2013, 4:26p -
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It's a symbol for Great Neck and Little Neck on Long Island
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Game 34: Orioles at Twins
on May 12 2013, 4:20p
Machado has 17 multi-hit games this year
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Game 34: Orioles at Twins
on May 12 2013, 4:18p -
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No Dan Gladden in Austria
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Game 34: Orioles at Twins
on May 12 2013, 4:14p
Sleeping to baseball
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Game 34: Orioles at Twins
on May 12 2013, 4:13p -
1 reply
Nah, just spewing on a dead game thread
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Game 34: Orioles at Twins
on May 12 2013, 4:07p -
1 reply
Good teams have a 1-2-3-4-5
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Game 34: Orioles at Twins
on May 12 2013, 3:58p -
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Thank you, Diamond
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Game 34: Orioles at Twins
on May 12 2013, 3:49p -
1 reply
Ramirez and Escobar reverting to the mean
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Game 34: Orioles at Twins
on May 12 2013, 3:45p
It's not the defense
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Game 34: Orioles at Twins
on May 12 2013, 3:38p -
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Summon the GIDP
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Game 34: Orioles at Twins
on May 12 2013, 3:36p -
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Baltimore's a game behind New York
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Game 34: Orioles at Twins
on May 12 2013, 3:27p -
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Possible NY Post style recap headline: Twins to Moms, "Drop Dead"
Recommended on May 12 2013, 3:24p
If Hicks was in the lineup we'd be ahead now
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Game 34: Orioles at Twins
on May 12 2013, 3:19p -
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Joe Mauer is not your property
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Game 34: Orioles at Twins
on May 12 2013, 3:12p -
2 replies
Well, the Diamond/Doumit Pavano/Butera experiment is over
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Game 34: Orioles at Twins
on May 12 2013, 3:07p
I have no idea where that picture is from, but I love it
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Game 34: Orioles at Twins
on May 12 2013, 3:02p -
1 reply
His evil twin, Dott Sciamond
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Game 34: Orioles at Twins
on May 12 2013, 2:56p -
1 reply
Knowing is half the battle. GI JOE
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Game 34: Orioles at Twins
on May 12 2013, 2:52p
And now I know
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Game 34: Orioles at Twins
on May 12 2013, 2:50p -
1 reply
(Drew Butera cusses, throws a beer bottle at the TV)
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Game 34: Orioles at Twins
on May 12 2013, 2:44p
Ha. What was the deal with Heinz?
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Game 34: Orioles at Twins
on May 12 2013, 2:41p -
3 replies
A history question
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Game 34: Orioles at Twins
on May 12 2013, 2:34p -
3 replies
Could be
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Game 34: Orioles at Twins
on May 12 2013, 2:34p
Is that an English thing?
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Game 34: Orioles at Twins
on May 12 2013, 2:32p -
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I find your lack of lack of faith disturbing
Commented on
Game 34: Orioles at Twins
on May 12 2013, 2:24p
McAwesome
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Game 34: Orioles at Twins
on May 12 2013, 2:22p
Chris Davis's plan, yes
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Game 34: Orioles at Twins
on May 12 2013, 2:20p -
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