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Our Trogan-to-English series is back. This time our resident Trogan interpreter translates thoughts of Matt Barkley's thoughts about getting PWNed in the NFL draft.

More on Southern Cal's athletic director Pat Haden's defense of his football coach Lane Kiffin.

The following message was recorded at Heritage Hall today: "As you all know, academics is of little interest at our institution. It was that way when I played and remains just as true under my...

For an experienced Trogan-to-English translator, it gets rather boring to have the only Trogan quotes come from the easy marks of Lane Kiffin and Matt Barkley. But what if Lane and Pat actually...

Bruins Nation readers are already no doubt aware that Southern Cal is #1 in the nation in penalties per game. Given that Troy's head coach used to coach the Oakland Raiders, this should come as no...

The Trojan-to-English interpretation of Southern Cal's signing day.

Cheatey Petey - aka Pete Caroll - and his disciples are not doing so hot in the NFL. We translate some of the classic Trojan spin.

Please check out the following report from NBC News, "Applications Soar at UCLA Despite Higher Costs": State cutbacks have left University of California students paying around $13,200 a year and...

We are not Kentucky, who hires Calipari. We are not UNLV, who hires Tarkanian. We are not USC, who hires Kiffin (and Carroll, and creates McKay). We are UCLA, who fires a championship coach...

The following was just released by the UCLA Athletic Dept: "I have completed a thorough and unprecedented coaching search for our football head coach opening. "I flew out to Coach Petersen and told...

Let's examine the facts. He has won in the Rose Bowl game. He has been the subject of NCAA investigation. His team was in a group of poor squads last year and still had a losing record. His team is...

Latest installment of "trogan-to-english" deciphering the gibberish coming out of former Southern Cal head coach John Robinson.

The latest edition of Trogan-to-English, a series that attempts to translate interesting news items coming out of Southern Cal that never makes sense to the normal world.

The Times ran a feature piece about foreign grad students at Troy being treated to acclimation indoctrination, er, training. The students were identified as 1 German,1 Malaysian,1 Pakistani, 2...

Recent post and comments have shown UCLA to be # 12 in the World in academic ranking and #2 in the Country in giving back to the community and the nation.  USC scored # 50 and #46, respectively....

Southern Cal Trojans' PR rag - the Los Angeles Times - aka the Trojan Times "profiles" Trojan athletic director Pat Haden; BN blogger translates the "report."

A special insert in today's L.A. Times is the "Readers Choice 2011 Best of Southern California," which contains polling results from "well over 40,000" voters on many categories (e.g., best Russian...

"I have a dream of O.J. Simpson confessing to me," said Winfrey during a Q&A at The Cable Show in Chicago. You might think Oprah Winfrey – who recently wrapped an historic 25 years atop the...

"Always Cheat" Carroll brings his "indisputable logic" to the issue of his Southern Cal Trojan teams being punished for one of the biggest cheating scandals in the history of college football.

Figuring out Matt Leinart's gibberish response after Trojan's stained BCS championship was stripped away.

Making sense of Trojan rants and delusions following news of NCAA denying Southern Cal's pathetic appeal.

Translating disgraced "Heisman Winner" Reggie Bush's latest imbecilic comments as the member of New Orleans Saints.

Lampooning LA's "festival of books" which took potshots at UCLA last season before unilaterally moving it to Southern Cal.

BREAKING NEWS: This provides more details on the Trogan roofer and the unsurprising SC response.  For the original post, see this. They've identified (name not disclosed) the male roofer: M...

In case you haven't seen it online, below is the Huffington Post story on a couple caught on-camera having sex on a rooftop at the University of Sexual Crassness: For our translation session, we...

This year we have the opportunity to see the best and the worst of college basketball in the Final Four. Representing Good, we have Butler and Virginia Commonwealth, the mid-majors whose programs...

"This year the bubble was so soft that, really, anybody could make it with a droplet of effort.  So we looked for discriminators.  Did we include Southern California because it plays in a top...

Some commentators have said the team has 3 must-win games in a row, the first of which they barely managed today. More realistically, they need to put together a 7-1 run, which means win 6 of the...

1.  Cheat Pete Carroll and his SCeattle Seahawks were knocked out of sole possession of first place (in the worst division of the NFL) and to a below .500 record by...        Matt Cassell, the...

This translation, from the Nov. 21 LA Times interview of Pete Carroll, is rated PG (pretty grotesque).  You know the drill: Cheat mouths off, then we interpret.   "I don't like people thinking...