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Trogan-to-English: End of $C's Sanctions!

A member of BruinsNation community provides his classic "Trogan-to-English" translation to help UCLA fans get a Ahandle on all the Trogan propaganda that is being cycled through the local and...

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Alford Bruins = US Winter Olympians

A recent FanPost discussed whether UCLA men's basketball should be rated 18, or 30, or somewhere in between. The following thought experiment leads to the conclusion, maybe they shouldn't be rated...

Trogan-to-English: Matt Barkley's NFL Debut

A "Trogan-to-English" interpretation of Matt Barkley's NFL debut from the perspective of Mr. Barkley.

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Trogan-to-English: Haden takes on the NCAA

IT IS A GREAT PERSONAL GRIEF TO LOSE THE BEST TRANSLATOR SUBJECT EVER, MR. LANE KIFFIN. I STRONGLY CONSIDERED RETIRING AS BN TRANSLATOR, BUT, AS SHOWN BELOW, PAT HADEN IS STILL ON THE JOB SO I...

Trogan-to-English: P.R. Department

We learned about a telephone protest from the USC Sports Information Director to the Los Angeles Times. We understood there was a similar protest to the Pasadena Star-News. Here is the translation...

Trogan-to-English: Cody Kessler

Our resident Trojan interpreter translates the conversation between Lane Kiffin and Trojan QB Cody Kessler.

Trogan-to-English: Pat Defends Lane

Lane Kiffin just received the dreaded vote of confidence from Pat Haden.

Trogan-to-English: Carroll's Apology for Cheating

Oregon just received a slap on the wrist for its football team's violation of NCAA rules. Notable is that former head coach Chip Kelly made an apology for his part in the scandal. Trogan-to-English...

Trogan-to-English: Barkley on NFL Draft

Our Trogan-to-English series is back. This time our resident Trogan interpreter translates thoughts of Matt Barkley's thoughts about getting PWNed in the NFL draft.

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Trogan-to-English: Weak Defense by Haden

More on Southern Cal's athletic director Pat Haden's defense of his football coach Lane Kiffin.

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Trogan-to-English: Haden Fires His Coach

The following message was recorded at Heritage Hall today: "As you all know, academics is of little interest at our institution. It was that way when I played and remains just as true under my...

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Trogan-to-English: If Monte Kiffin Would Talk

For an experienced Trogan-to-English translator, it gets rather boring to have the only Trogan quotes come from the easy marks of Lane Kiffin and Matt Barkley. But what if Lane and Pat actually...

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Trogans #1

Bruins Nation readers are already no doubt aware that Southern Cal is #1 in the nation in penalties per game. Given that Troy's head coach used to coach the Oakland Raiders, this should come as no...

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Trogan-to-English: SC Signing Day

The Trojan-to-English interpretation of Southern Cal's signing day.

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Trogan-to-English: Cheaters not Prospering in the NFL

Cheatey Petey - aka Pete Caroll - and his disciples are not doing so hot in the NFL. We translate some of the classic Trojan spin.

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Top this, Trogans...

Please check out the following report from NBC News, "Applications Soar at UCLA Despite Higher Costs": State cutbacks have left University of California students paying around $13,200 a year and...

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Remember who we are: No Tressel or Sark

We are not Kentucky, who hires Calipari. We are not UNLV, who hires Tarkanian. We are not USC, who hires Kiffin (and Carroll, and creates McKay). We are UCLA, who fires a championship coach...

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Guerrero Names Football Coach

The following was just released by the UCLA Athletic Dept: "I have completed a thorough and unprecedented coaching search for our football head coach opening. "I flew out to Coach Petersen and told...

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Should the Football coach be fired?

Let's examine the facts. He has won in the Rose Bowl game. He has been the subject of NCAA investigation. His team was in a group of poor squads last year and still had a losing record. His team is...

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Trogan-to-English: John Robinson

Latest installment of "trogan-to-english" deciphering the gibberish coming out of former Southern Cal head coach John Robinson.

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Trogan-to-English: The Alphabet

The latest edition of Trogan-to-English, a series that attempts to translate interesting news items coming out of Southern Cal that never makes sense to the normal world.

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Trogan-to-Chinese

The Times ran a feature piece about foreign grad students at Troy being treated to acclimation indoctrination, er, training. The students were identified as 1 German,1 Malaysian,1 Pakistani, 2...

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Trogan-to-World: University Rank Criteria

Recent post and comments have shown UCLA to be # 12 in the World in academic ranking and #2 in the Country in giving back to the community and the nation.  USC scored # 50 and #46, respectively....

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Trogan-Times-to-English: Grading Haden

Southern Cal Trojans' PR rag - the Los Angeles Times - aka the Trojan Times "profiles" Trojan athletic director Pat Haden; BN blogger translates the "report."

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English not Trogan: 40,000 Readers Can't be Wrong

A special insert in today's L.A. Times is the "Readers Choice 2011 Best of Southern California," which contains polling results from "well over 40,000" voters on many categories (e.g., best Russian...

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Oprah wants to interview OJ!

"I have a dream of O.J. Simpson confessing to me," said Winfrey during a Q&A at The Cable Show in Chicago. You might think Oprah Winfrey – who recently wrapped an historic 25 years atop the...

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Trogan-to-English: They Call Me Cheat

"Always Cheat" Carroll brings his "indisputable logic" to the issue of his Southern Cal Trojan teams being punished for one of the biggest cheating scandals in the history of college football.

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Trogan-to-English: Now on Video (Leinart)

Figuring out Matt Leinart's gibberish response after Trojan's stained BCS championship was stripped away.

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Trogan-to-English: Sanctioned Cheaters

Making sense of Trojan rants and delusions following news of NCAA denying Southern Cal's pathetic appeal.

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Trogan-to-English: Bush League

Translating disgraced "Heisman Winner" Reggie Bush's latest imbecilic comments as the member of New Orleans Saints.

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