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Trogan-to-English: Festival of Books

Lampooning LA's "festival of books" which took potshots at UCLA last season before unilaterally moving it to Southern Cal.

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Breaking News: Trogan-to-English Frat Boy Update

BREAKING NEWS: This provides more details on the Trogan roofer and the unsurprising SC response.  For the original post, see this. They've identified (name not disclosed) the male roofer: M...

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(Breaking News!) Trogan-to-English: Frat Row

In case you haven't seen it online, below is the Huffington Post story on a couple caught on-camera having sex on a rooftop at the University of Sexual Crassness: For our translation session, we...

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Final Four: Cinderellas and Cheats

This year we have the opportunity to see the best and the worst of college basketball in the Final Four. Representing Good, we have Butler and Virginia Commonwealth, the mid-majors whose programs...

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Selection Committee explains why USC is in....

"This year the bubble was so soft that, really, anybody could make it with a droplet of effort.  So we looked for discriminators.  Did we include Southern California because it plays in a top...

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Bruin Men need a 7-1 Streak

Some commentators have said the team has 3 must-win games in a row, the first of which they barely managed today. More realistically, they need to put together a 7-1 run, which means win 6 of the...

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Carroll & Kiffin get what they deserve...

1.  Cheat Pete Carroll and his SCeattle Seahawks were knocked out of sole possession of first place (in the worst division of the NFL) and to a below .500 record by...        Matt Cassell, the QB...

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Trogan-to-English: Cheat Pete

This translation, from the Nov. 21 LA Times interview of Pete Carroll, is rated PG (pretty grotesque).  You know the drill: Cheat mouths off, then we interpret.   "I don't like people thinking bad...

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Women's Basketball: Look at This!

ESPN's top story on the Women's BB page is here:      http://espn.go.com/womens-basketball/ The 3 top recruiters are pictured: Pat Head Summitt (winningest ladies' coach in history), Geno Auriemma...

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Bruin Senator in Vogue

Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand (D-NY) from UCLA Law is running for a 6-year term (she was appointed to fill out HIllary Clinton's term).  She is featured in Vogue magazine.  I don't receive it but you can...

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Trogan-to-English: Lame Excuses

  Once again Lane Kiffin, the gift to linguists that keeps on giving.  Read his article at the url below and its translation. http://sports.espn.go.com/los-angeles/ncf/news/story?id=5674359 The...

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Trogan-to-English: Lane Again + bonus Baxter

It will come as no surprise that this week's lesson is once more a Kiffin kaboodle.  As usual, you can read the whole story here, then examine Lane's statements and their true meaning.  Then at the...

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Supreme Court Upholds Trojans

You may have seen that the US Supreme Court (SCOTUS to us law school grads) denied the suit of one SC (South Carolina) against the other SC (Southern Cal) for the right to use the "SC" logo on...

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Trogan-to-English Do-over: Revisionist Reggie

Although Telemachus and bruin_nerd suggested I should translate the second Reggie Bush explanation, I was disinclined, until USC Research Fraud Chief Senora Ross informed me that I was going to get...

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You're the Judge: did Reggie lie or Lane cheat?

http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/news?slug=ap-southerncal-bush Buried in the above one of many stories regarding whether Reggie (Soul Man) Bush is going to return his Heisman trophy is the...

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Today's hit single: SCoul Man

Forget Sam and Dave.  Forget the Blues Brothers.  Here's what happens when Reggie Bush has Pat Haden's soul. Reggie sings lead and Pat provides harmony.   Coming to you, on a lawless road Good...

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Trogan-to-English Lesson 4: Leinart

Translating Trogan speak to English: Matt Leinart edition.

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Trogan to English Lesson 3: Ethical Pat

Translating "Trogan speak" of Southern Cal Athletic Director Pat Haden.

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Trogan-to-English Lesson 2: Lane

  Our first lesson was translating from Trogan into English from Max Nicias (the new USC President)'s first public statement.  You can find it at: h...

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"24 Hours from Practice" (another Trogan oldie)

With apologies to Gene Ptiney and writers Burt Bachrach and Hal David: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkYRPumSU_8   Dearest Plaschke I had to write  To say that I won't stay home anymore 'Cause...

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Updated -- Shocker: Lane is Discourteous (Screws Over Trogan Alum Jeff Fisher)

Lane Kiffin steps on and screws over another football coach showing total lack of professionalism.

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New USC President speaks, but what does he mean?

Translating Southern Cal President's recent letter to the "Trojan family" re. moves to bring in Pat Haden and beefing up "compliance" department.

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Lane's Tennessee legacy - the rack up

From Rocky Top Talk, where unlike USC they admit there's a problem and are trying to deal with it: The Default Setting is "Blame Kiffin" ...which is fun, but it's also easy.  And the easy answers...

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Kiffin legacy: more crime in Knoxville

There is trouble in Tennessee: Incoming freshman receiver Da'Rick Rogers was charged with disorderly conduct and resisting arrest, Knoxville police said. Rising sophomore defensive back Darren...

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UPDATE: Trogan News Trifecta On The Web...

Southern Cal dominating the interwebs for all the wrong reasons.

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Quiz: True or False?

A.  Answer the following questions about John Wooden as True or False: 1.  Received a tribute from the current President of the United States 2.  Received the Medal of Freedom from the past...

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USC to top Michigan?

Michigan conducted a self-investigation of compliance issues involving its football program.  They turned in 150 pages of material to the NCAA and put themselves on 2 years probation.  Michigan...

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Dad Gets His UCLA Degree!

A community member from Bruins Nation shares incredibly powerful story of his father law - one of 74 Japanese American Bruins who were wrongfully interned during WW II - getting their honorary...

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UCLA Research Team Disproves Evolution

A nationally-recognized research team from UCLA has published convincing evidence that the theory of evolution does not withstand scrutiny. They have uncovered multiple decisive examples...

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Lavin to interview with St. Johns...

Sports Illustrated online reports a source saying the Undertaker will interview with SJ.  Here is transcript from his prep mock interview: Q: How did you contribute to the 1995 national...

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