http://www.sbnation.comhttp://www.sbnation.com/users/utahdbacksfan Posts made by utahdbacksfan on SB Nation http://www.vanquishthefoe.com/2009/11/30/1179544/rivals-no-longer-alowed-to-hate utahdbacksfan Mon, 30 Nov 2009 20:59:09 -0000 <h3 class="link-title"><a href="http://deadspin.com/5415274/hated-rivals-no-longer-allowed-to-hate-each-other">Rivals no longer allowed to hate each&nbsp;other?</a></h3> <div class="description"><p>first article i've seen that half-way defends max...worth a read</p></div> http://www.azsnakepit.com/2008/8/7/588972/chris-burke-trade-possibil utahdbacksfan Thu, 07 Aug 2008 19:39:03 -0000 <p>I've been thinking of trades we could make for Burke, even though the trade deadline is over, its all just in fun, though i would be delighted to see any of them happen</p> <p>-Burke for Lincecum straight across- i mean the guy can play like every position!</p> <p>-Burke to the Suns for Shaq- Burke sucks at batting, Shaq sucks at shooting, maybe this could work</p> <p>-Burke to to the broadcasting booth for Mark Grace- I'm sure Grace can still swing the bat better then he does</p> <p>-Burke and a bunch of cash to the Padres for Maddux- just so he can help us with batting practice</p> <p>-Burke to the Dodgers for a snow cone to each member of our team- preferably tigers blood (win-win here- we get rid of Burke, and the Dodgers get worse)</p> <p>If all else fails, SEND HIM TO FRICKIN TUSCON!! its where he actually belongs, meanwhile we can bring Scherzer back up- I'm really starting to miss that guy : ( heck, struggling though he is, i think Owings brings more value to the team than Burke does, and his BA is over 50 points higher than his, and he has a homer to his name this year, something Burke does not.</p> <p><br />Anyway, I think I'm done now. I do kinda feel bad for bashing him all the time, but he has been given more than enough opportunities to prove himself, and has failed every chance he gets. If you can think of any more trades, feel free to say them in the comments</p> <p>&nbsp;</p>