i'm a perfectly ordinary woman: I have supper on the table every night when my hubby gets home from work, clean the house, do the laundry & grocery shopping, volunteer for Meal-on-Wheels, the local art gallery, community events like the local triathlon, stuff like that. I enjoy working out at the gym, sewing costumes for friends and baking cupcakes & cookies...and then football season starts. I dye my hair purple and spend hours and hours on my ffl teams. My hubby sends me to the local watering-hole every Sunday because my hollering at the TV is too loud and it scares the dogs. I wear amazingly adorable outfits on game day...even the Jared Allen jersey is blinged out and worn to church...but the cute outfits are in stark contrast to the terrible language and maniacal intensity I exhibit when watching my beloved Vikings. I'm sort of a little beast in cute shoes.