SB Nation User Blog: vlad IS my man

We are Gunna be Owt of the Race in 2010

vlad IS my man — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 15:32:07 -0000

Ya guys, we are so scrooed next year. Figins and Lakey is the gones, and Vladey is gonna be out the door. We are gunna suk some Mariner bawls. Why even hawpe we get to the playoffs in 2010? I have some ideas that willl help our teem in 2010.

1. Lets geet that granderson kid. Hees a great guy, and he can hit. We can treade Ayber for him.

2. Let's sign Bay and Holiday. They're both good, and sign them to 5 million dawler deels.

3. Get beater hawt dogs. They taest turrible.

4. Let's get CeeCee Sabathia. He's a very good hitter.

If you haven't realized this is a playful poke at some of the offseason fanposts, you should have a visit with a doctor... :-)

YOU RUINED THE DIABOLICAL PLAN!!!!!

vlad IS my man — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 05:10:20 -0000

YOU RUINED THE DIABOLICAL PLAN!!!!!

Beltre ruins it and declines arb...

Well... good luck in Seattle!! :/

vlad IS my man — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 08:10:05 -0000

Well... good luck in Seattle!! :/

Angels Motivational Posters 2009

vlad IS my man — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 23:33:15 -0000

The motivational poster fanpost by Zoe Necrosis (LINK TO 2008 FanPost) last year was one of the greatest posts in HH of all time. In order to celebrate our ALDS sweep, I think it would be fitting to do that again. I still can't believe we haven't made this an annual thing. I don't want to make this post very long, so I will start by posting my posters in the comment section. So, here it goes...... (P.S. - Thank you to ReggieBullits and opiejeanne for two of the pics :)

(RevHF Update: Here is an example and A LINK TO CREATE YOUR OWN to post in this thread)

This is why ESPN loves him. :P

vlad IS my man — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 01:33:15 -0000

This is why ESPN loves him. :P

Giants' Top Prospect Connected to Murder

vlad IS my man — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 04:21:49 -0000

Giants' Top Prospect Connected to Murder

Not Angels related, but wow. Just wow.

Little League Field named after the late Nick Adenhart

vlad IS my man — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 17:02:44 -0000

Little League Field named after the late Nick Adenhart

The official name of the stadium will be Nicholas James Adenhart Memorial Field. The field will be in Halfway, Maryland.

Angels looking for Relievers

vlad IS my man — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 05:07:11 -0000

Angels looking for Relievers

Heath Bell has been waived, but may not be traded to anyone, but there is also a chance we pick up Francisco Cordero.

Kendry on Pace for 30!

vlad IS my man — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 06:29:39 -0000

Kendry on Pace for 30!

K-Mo is on pace to hit 30 HRs. Suck that Teixeira!!

Does Change in Haircut Lead to Hot Streak?

vlad IS my man — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 06:51:55 -0000

Does Change in Haircut Lead to Hot Streak?

Well, this isn't proven, but Vlad chopped off the rattlesnakes, and we all know what he did Wednesday. Also, Magglio Ordonez shaved his curls off to attempt a Vlad-esque game on Thursday. He hit a two-run homer like Vlad.Question is: if you were a major leaguer, would you believe in these weird superstitions that "cause" slumps? Discuss.