It is a well documented certainty that Nicky Ballgame is the kind of player that will do all the “little things” for ya.

Some other well documented certainties come to mind:

• My wife thinks I should drink more beer.
• Rosie O’Donnell is a calm, stable, funny and beautiful woman.
• Soccer is an exciting, action-packed game to watch.
• Keanu Reeves has been severely overlooked in terms of Oscar Nominations.
• Brett Favre doesn’t crave attention, it really just is difficult for him to make up his mind.
• My doctor agrees that Fritos, cigarettes and Budweiser are good for my well-being.
• John Edwards is a solid guy and a tough miss for all of us he wasn’t elected VP.
• The typical contestant in the National Spelling Bee is also usually the first one picked for kickball.
• Right Said Fred was a creative, talented and musically versatile band.
• Grand Forks, North Dakota, is a beautiful vacation destination.

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