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by wasmarcus on Jan 6, 2009 5:44 PM EST
on Blogging The Boys
Thought I'd share. Some are pretty good, some are rather lame; kinda like the 'Boys I guess.
The Texas State Troopers are cracking down on speeders heading into Dallas . For the first offense, they give you 2 Dallas Cowboy tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.
Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the playoffs?
A. The Dallas Cowboys
Q. What do the Dallas Cowboys and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".
Q. How do you keep a Dallas Cowboy out of your yard?
A. Mark it as an end zone.
Q. What do you call a Dallas Cowboy with a new Super Bowl ring?
A. A thief.
Q. What's the difference between the Dallas Cowboys and a dollar bill?
A. You can get four quarters out of a dollar bill!
Q. How many Dallas Cowboys does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A. Nobody knows.
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A decent summary of the current situation
This from the SN. They have a strange image-within-a-page format. Here's the 'main' url:
http://today.sportingnews.com/sportingnewstoday/20081225/?pg=8&pm=1&u1=friend&sub_id=EEyhsBJvXIynC
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