wiggins4ever

Wendy's day at work.

Garvey on a plane!

Garvey and McKeon... and a burrito.

Should Wiggins stay or should he go now? If he goes there will be trouble. If he stays there will be... Ah, nevermind, he's not staying.

Look What the Cat Dragged In.

Well, folks, the Wiggins joke has gone on long enough. For those who haven't figured it out, Wiggins is an alter-ego shared by both me (Dex) and jbox as well as a handful of other long-time...

It looks like SOMEONE has been reading old Wiggins posts, because Wiggins received an e-mail just now from somebody claiming to be a certain ex-Padres (and *ahem* some other lame team) catcher. W...

You might think Wiggins is Mr. Computers, what with all of his Gaslampball posts and all, but here's the thing: Wiggins is kind of computer illiterate. Wiggins will even admit that his mom...

Wiggins dabbles in poetry from time to time. It's not only something to get the ladies all hot and bothered, but it's a way for Wiggins to express what he is feeling at the core of his soul. And...

In case you were unaware, Wiggins hates the Dodgers. If Wiggins could speak Spanish he'd say, "Wiggins no le gustan Los Dodgers" or something along those lines. If the Dodgers were the last woman...

Wiggins can't necessarily prove it was a Dodgers fan, but Wiggins just called a customer service line of a company headquarterd in Los Angeles and was put on hold. Los Angeles + putting Wiggins on...

Wiggins was so optimistic only a couple days ago. Wiggins got himself looking nice, putting on a button-down shirt and sprinkling on some Old Spice before hopping on the bus and heading down to...

Lent is all about giving up something big. Something noteworthy. Something meaninful. Wiggins is giving up hating the Dodgers for Lent. And he will even go so far as to profess his love for the...

Despite Wiggins being on Petco Park's exclusively short ban-list, he is planning to attend quite a few games this year. He will likely be wearing his Gaslampball shirt with the retired jersey...

Okay, Wiggins is kind of messing with you here. (Answer for those that care, though: BUFFETS!) This is actually a Mark Grant appreciation thread. Surprise! I bet you thought Wiggins was going to...

Wiggins' mom has been on a rampage lately. She's making Wiggins clear out a bunch of his stuff because it is, in her words, "taking up too much space and making the house look like it needs to be...

After an amazing time having sex on Padres sheets on his childhood, Wiggins thought the world was finally turning in his favor. But last night Wiggins called the lady he had sex with and, lo and...

When Wiggins was a young child, he had San Diego Padres sheets. Wiggins doesn't know where his mom bought the sheets from way back in the day, but he does know that they were pretty awesome. So...

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Wiggins often watches Sports Center late into the night. The other night Wiggins was watching sports center and got an urge. The urge had to be taken care of. Sorry, Wiggins is a guy and guys do...

Wiggins can't believe it. Maddux can't win again? Khalil finally gets a hit--a homerun at that--and the Padres still lose. Why are these guys the freaking Keystone Cops of Major League Baseball?...

Wiggins has been depressed. The Braves spank the Padres. Khalil "Robot" Greene might get traded. Frankenfriar was a no-show at Saturday's game. Tony Gwynn looks like Grimace. It's all too much for...

More specifically, someone called Wiggins "gay" for wearing a vintage yellow and brown Padres jersey. Thankfully for the idiot who made the comment, they were not wearing a Dodgers cap. In fact,...

Wiggins wrote a glam rock song about Eric Show called "Eric Show no <3 teh blackz" which will be featured on the official upcoming Gaslampball album, out soon on iTunes. All sections with CAPS are...

Here is Wiggins' day so far: 1. Get out of bed 2. Eat breakfast (cereal + skim milk) 3. Read newspaper (okay, just the funnies) 4. Watch television 5. Read some posts on gaslampball and roll...

Wiggins was not at all impressed with the performance of the Frankenfrair this evening. At times Frankenfriar has been awesome. But tonight... whoa man. Wiggins also noticed that the grounds crew...

Wiggins knows Hoffman is a legend and all, but let you and Wiggins face it here, people, the guy sucks these days. He has no heat and when he comes into the game, you know the other team is like...

Wiggins has been calling Emily non-stop since the incident with passing gas at Trophy’s. Wiggins feels terrible for offending her and simply wants to apologize. If Emily doesn’t want to see...

You all know that Wiggins doesn't have the best of luck with the ladies. After his last real girlfriend turned out to have a very mild case of Downs Syndrome, Wiggins has been wary of "the ladies." ...