Wiggins

wiggins4ever

  • joined Mar 27, 2008
  • last login Oct 18, 2012
  • posts 76
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Wiggins is probably the only member of gaslampball.com to have been officially banned from Petco Park, but that doesn't mean he won't be attending games. Wiggins hates the Dodgers with a passion, too. Oh, how Wiggins hates those Dodgers.

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Steve Garvey Fan Fiction 3: The Trilogy Concludes

Wendy's day at work.

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Steve Garvey Fan Fiction 2

Garvey on a plane!

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Steve Garvey Fan Fiction

Garvey and McKeon... and a burrito.

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JBOX asks Wiggins to Leave, Dex says stay

Should Wiggins stay or should he go now? If he goes there will be trouble. If he stays there will be... Ah, nevermind, he's not staying.

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Who Names a Kid "YASMANI?"

Look What the Cat Dragged In.

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Breaking News: Wiggins' True Identity Revealed

Well, folks, the Wiggins joke has gone on long enough. For those who haven't figured it out, Wiggins is an alter-ego shared by both me (Dex) and jbox as well as a handful of other long-time...

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OKAY, VERY FUNNY

It looks like SOMEONE has been reading old Wiggins posts, because Wiggins received an e-mail just now from somebody claiming to be a certain ex-Padres (and *ahem* some other lame team) catcher. W...

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Just what exactly is an MP3?

You might think Wiggins is Mr. Computers, what with all of his Gaslampball posts and all, but here's the thing: Wiggins is kind of computer illiterate. Wiggins will even admit that his mom...

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"Gwynn": A New Padres Poem

Wiggins dabbles in poetry from time to time. It's not only something to get the ladies all hot and bothered, but it's a way for Wiggins to express what he is feeling at the core of his soul. And...

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Wiggins Purposely Clogs Toilet at Jack in the Box

In case you were unaware, Wiggins hates the Dodgers. If Wiggins could speak Spanish he'd say, "Wiggins no le gustan Los Dodgers" or something along those lines. If the Dodgers were the last woman...

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Wiggins Put on Hold by Dodgers Fan

Wiggins can't necessarily prove it was a Dodgers fan, but Wiggins just called a customer service line of a company headquarterd in Los Angeles and was put on hold. Los Angeles + putting Wiggins on...

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Basically, the Dodgers Land Wiggins in Jail

Wiggins was so optimistic only a couple days ago. Wiggins got himself looking nice, putting on a button-down shirt and sprinkling on some Old Spice before hopping on the bus and heading down to one...

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Wiggins Gives Up Hating Dodgers for Lent

Lent is all about giving up something big. Something noteworthy. Something meaninful. Wiggins is giving up hating the Dodgers for Lent. And he will even go so far as to profess his love for the...

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Wiggins vs. Randy Jones Hot Dogs

Despite Wiggins being on Petco Park's exclusively short ban-list, he is planning to attend quite a few games this year. He will likely be wearing his Gaslampball shirt with the retired jersey...

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How Did Mark Grant Get So F**king Fat?

Okay, Wiggins is kind of messing with you here. (Answer for those that care, though: BUFFETS!) This is actually a Mark Grant appreciation thread. Surprise! I bet you thought Wiggins was going to...

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Wiggins Is About to Eat Gum from 1987 Topps Baseball Card Pack

Wiggins' mom has been on a rampage lately. She's making Wiggins clear out a bunch of his stuff because it is, in her words, "taking up too much space and making the house look like it needs to be...

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Wiggins May Have Been Used

After an amazing time having sex on Padres sheets on his childhood, Wiggins thought the world was finally turning in his favor. But last night Wiggins called the lady he had sex with and, lo and...

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Wiggins Just Had Sex on Padres Sheets from Childhood

When Wiggins was a young child, he had San Diego Padres sheets. Wiggins doesn't know where his mom bought the sheets from way back in the day, but he does know that they were pretty awesome. So...

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Banana Padres cremeh pie!!!

Gusys Wigginss is sooduuuuuuuuurunk!!!!!!1 Wighssn htesh the Dodghers burn in hELL LA DOGHDGERS!! AMAMAMAMA!!!! Sso why are the Pdhasdres so bad iths makhs Wiggies wants to ddie sometmes but do'tn...

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Wiggins Caught Pleasuring Self to Khalil News

Wiggins often watches Sports Center late into the night. The other night Wiggins was watching sports center and got an urge. The urge had to be taken care of. Sorry, Wiggins is a guy and guys do...

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All Over Her Face

Wiggins can't believe it. Maddux can't win again? Khalil finally gets a hit--a homerun at that--and the Padres still lose. Why are these guys the freaking Keystone Cops of Major League Baseball?...

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Dominos Pizza Gets Wiggins' Order Wrong

Wiggins has been depressed. The Braves spank the Padres. Khalil "Robot" Greene might get traded. Frankenfriar was a no-show at Saturday's game. Tony Gwynn looks like Grimace. It's all too much for...

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Someone called Wiggins "gay"

More specifically, someone called Wiggins "gay" for wearing a vintage yellow and brown Padres jersey. Thankfully for the idiot who made the comment, they were not wearing a Dodgers cap. In fact,...

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Eric Show no <3 teh blackz

Wiggins wrote a glam rock song about Eric Show called "Eric Show no <3 teh blackz" which will be featured on the official upcoming Gaslampball album, out soon on iTunes. All sections with CAPS are...

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Wiggins just ate a corndog

Here is Wiggins' day so far: 1. Get out of bed 2. Eat breakfast (cereal + skim milk) 3. Read newspaper (okay, just the funnies) 4. Watch television 5. Read some posts on gaslampball and roll...

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Frankenfriar's dancing was below standards this evening

Wiggins was not at all impressed with the performance of the Frankenfrair this evening. At times Frankenfriar has been awesome. But tonight... whoa man. Wiggins also noticed that the grounds crew...

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Mother F Trevor Hoffman

Wiggins knows Hoffman is a legend and all, but let you and Wiggins face it here, people, the guy sucks these days. He has no heat and when he comes into the game, you know the other team is like...

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It Just Gets Worse

Wiggins has been calling Emily non-stop since the incident with passing gas at Trophy’s. Wiggins feels terrible for offending her and simply wants to apologize. If Emily doesn’t want to see Wiggins...

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Wiggins Farts on Date--The Full Story (DODGERS RELATED)

You all know that Wiggins doesn't have the best of luck with the ladies. After his last real girlfriend turned out to have a very mild case of Downs Syndrome, Wiggins has been wary of "the ladies." ...

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