Wiggins

wiggins4ever

  • joined Mar 27, 2008
  • last login Oct 18, 2012
  • posts 76
  • comments 416

Wiggins is probably the only member of gaslampball.com to have been officially banned from Petco Park, but that doesn't mean he won't be attending games. Wiggins hates the Dodgers with a passion, too. Oh, how Wiggins hates those Dodgers.

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  • MLB San Diego Padres
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Wiggins Defends Padres' Honor At Yogurt Mill

Have any of you even been to the Yogurt Mill in El Cajon? It has the best frozen yogurt anywhere and if you have a coupon you can get 2 for the price of 1. It’s a great deal but unfortunately some...

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Wiggins thought he logged onto gaslampball.com

But apparently he's logged into OMGTeenChat.com because that's what this site has become. Wiggins will personally fly out to Dex's house and beat him bloody for letting this happen. Nobody wants to...

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Khalil

First off, that photo of the woman in the gaslampball t-shirt. Wow, nice chin. Wiggins means, is Jay Leno in da house?Alright now down to business. Wiggins was at Trophy's this past weekend and...

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Wiggins and the Gaslampball Shirt

Wiggins got ahold of a gaslampball.com shirt. He actually attended the game Saturday night. Wiggins likes to laugh at Brad "perpetual .230 average" Ausmus. If it weren't for the fact that Ausmus...

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Drama's Flirt Lair

We all know Drama likes to flirt with "the ladies." Here's his own special place to bring his own special charm to the female posters on this board.It's simple! Girls, make a post here and Drama...

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Wiggins 8-13-07

Dear Diary,Is Monday the 13th the new Friday the 13th? Wiggins has had a rough day. Oh, the horror... the horror!Earlier today Wiggins went to the library because his mom was hogging the computer...

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This site sucks now!

And you are to blame. Yes, you. YOU, dear reader.This site used to be a place where Wiggins could come and harass some nice, friendly people. smoothjazzman, jessemundo, fairweather. Ah, how Wiggins...

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Burn in Hell, Barry Bonds

Wiggins has learned a new phrase this week: "Burn in Hell." Well, not learned so much as become reacquainted with. So Wiggins and "Burn in Hell" have been best buddies. He's been trying to find a...

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Wiggins Can't Stand it!

Who names their kid Milton Bradley? Come on!Battleship, Connect 4, Candyland, The Game of Life, Jenga, Hungry Hungry Hippos, Yahtzee, Trouble, Mouse Trap...Were his parents into board games?S...

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Alright you guys, very funny...

Wiggins received the following e-mail today. He was amused. Typos and spelling errors intentionally left intact. Perhaps this was a joke e-mail? Enjoy: Dear wiggins4ever or whatever the hell your...

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Dodgers hat

Wiggins hates the Dodgers.Last month Wiggins saw an old man with a walker trying to cross the street. This scene was taking place in University Heights near a busy intersection.Being the good chap...

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Feels Like Padres in This Place!

TUESDAY EDITIONThis is Wiggins' new, 100% original idea.Wiggins thought all of you could talk with him about a "hot Padres topic."Today's topic: WHY DO THE DODGERS SUCK?How is this a "Padres"...

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Wiggins Poll

It has come to Wiggins' attention that people think he is a fictional character. So, just out of curiosity, a poll.Please fill out the poll with true honesty. If you don't like Wiggins, that's...

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Wiggins' Father's Day Nightmare

Wiggins thought it'd be funny to play a joke on his dad for Father's Day. So, Wiggins made a card that looked like a closet door on the front with the words "Guess What?" written on it. When you...

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DS + Ballgame

How long until Petco Park offers this?http://www.lookoutlanding.com/story/2007/6/15/14417/3666Nintendo owns the Mariners, Wiggins believes, but still... Wiggins loves the DS and would love to order...

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Wiggins Clears the Air

Wiggins is back. Let Wiggins tell you a tale of woe.Yesterday, Wiggins' mother (yes, Wiggins lives at home) forbid Wiggins from using her computer. The reason? Wiggins' neighbor claimed Wiggins...

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Wiggins

Hello everyone. This is the mother of a regular here named Wiggins. I am posting this from the computer he uses at home.Wiggins is not allowed to post here until he apologizes and pays for damages...

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What's up with Nintendo?

Wiggins is too upset to post a diary about the Padres. Wiggins is quite peeved about Nintendo right now. Nintendo is riding high on the success of the Wii (and DS) right now, but unless they get...

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Wiggins Goes Crazy

To expand on Dex's post: San Diego fans ARE stale. Like, we're talkin' "Oh snap what's this piece of bread doing behind the refrigerator it must've falled back here years ago damn it's stale"...

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Hat trick

Three Wiggins posts in three days. Who would've guessed?Well, fans o' Wiggins, this post is actually about hats, believe it or not. And the "trick" they supposedly do. That's right, Wiggins is...

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Are the Padres...stupid?

Wiggins was thinking about this during his last time at Petco (haha, take THAT security, "banned for life" Wiggins' butt!):Have you ever noticed that when any Padre team member is on the big screen...

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"Giles Sandwich"

You read that right. Giles sandwich. As in Marcus and Brian, with something in the middle.Picture this... Wiggins was standing in line at Subway, proudly wearing his gaslampball.com jersey. When...

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Dex Wants To Hire Wiggins?!

Please, can someone confirm if this is legit or not? Wiggins received the following message in his e-mail box this morning:Dear Wiggins,What's up? Dex here. You know... from gaslampball.com.Anyway,...

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Wiggins' Jail Fiasco

Padres fans: Wiggins has been in jail for the last who knows how long because of sexual harassment charges filed against him. Long story short: a Dodgers fan who works at his (ex-)job didn't like...

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Wiggins' apology to Fairweather

Wiggins made a "joke" post this past week about Buck-o-Nine, knowing full well that a Gaslampballer (and Wiggins supporter) was actually a member of the band.Wiggins tried to "make a funny" by...

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Fake Mike Piazza Strikes Again

Wiggins just got a letter in the mail. Wiggins called the police to report it but they said there's not much they can do unless it keeps happening and Wiggins gets threatened beyond "having more...

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Thank you to my fans

Wiggins has never won a contest in his life. But it looks like Wiggins will be the runaway leader with the new Gaslampball.com poll: "Who's the Craftiest Gaslamper?"Wiggins would like to extend a...

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Thick and Thin

As much as San Diego is synonymous with The Padres, the fact remains that the team is not what most people think of when they think baseball. The types of teams that always get the spotlight are...

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Eric Show

Wiggins saw an unusual sight today: Someone wearing an old-school Padres uniform with "Show" o the back.Wiggins, intrigued, approached the man. "Excuse me, but you're an ERIC SHOW fan?""Best....

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Wiggins on...Saturday's game

Wiggins went to the game Saturday, despite being "banned" from Petco Park. Ah, how are they gonna check, anyway?But here are some observations from Wiggins for you all: It was Military Night....

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