It was brought to my attention by one of my best friends (a Redskins fan) through a forward text message that our Terrell Owens is now getting his own reality show on VH1 this summer.  I ran home to my computer after class, hoping that it was all a big joke.  This confirmed that sad truth:

http://www.broadcastingcable.com/article/162757-VH1_Greenlights_Terrell_Owens_Reality_Show.php

(I have had trouble posting links before, I hope this one works.  If not just Google News Terrell Owens).