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BECW S6E9 Recap: UFC on Fox Sports 1 1 1 1

Hey y'all, Sorry about the unacceptable delay (once again). This one'll be really quick and dirty. Semi-final results <!-- br {mso-data-placement:same-cell;} --> The Duane...


Lyoto Machida Only Won One Round

Huh? No, you didn't misread the title. In his fight against Phil Davis last night, Lyoto Machida only did enough to win one single round, namely the third round of the UFC 163 co-main event....


BECW S6E7 UFC on Fox 8 Recap: Playoff Time!

G'day, mutherfukers. Well, that was certainly a night of fights. I must admit to being slightly confused by comments praising last night's fights as fantastic but there were certainly some...


A popular former champion makes a special announcement on the MMA Hour at 11am ET/8am PT today - but who is it?

We've got a special news edition of The MMA Hour on Thursday, as a former champion, and one of the most popular names in the sport, will make a special announcement at 11 a.m. ET / 8 a.m. PT /...


BECW S6E6 Recap: UFC 162

'Murica. Ahoy, Mutherfukers. What a way to go, huh? 17 fights, 10 knockouts, 3 submissions and 7 years after Anderson Silva's UFC debut, the greatest fighter of all time was finally defeated. By...


BECW6: UFC 162 Live Shenanigans

Ahoy, fukers of muthers. Are you excited?! ARE YOU? Not only do we have a tasty looking card on our hands tonight, things are also heating up nicely in the BECW and this event could seal the...


BECW S6E5 Recap & Mid-Season Review

"Rands of the Judges need to work on their picking." What's up, bitches?! The least anticipated PPV in living memory went down on Saturday and like all other fight cards that look bad on...


BECW6: Ye Olde Draft Recap + S6E1 Recap

Gentlemen, My sincere apologies for the tardiness of this recap. I've been battling a nasty flu as well as internet issues for the past week and with the spreadsheet not yet set up for Season...


BECW: DRAFT IS LIVE AT 3.30pm ET! S5 Recap, Draft Pre-Chatter, Final Roster, Rule Changes

"MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" What's up, bitches?! So, does anyone want to take responsibility for letting a 2-5 regular season team go on to win the mutherfuking BECW Grand Prix? 0-5 against...


BECW: S6 Signups for ALL Players, New & Old + S5 GP Semifinals Recap

(Pictured: Our Bovine Public (right) complains to Kim Winslow about Maximo Blanco not getting a point deduction for fence grabbing) What's up, bitches!? Another event is in the books and boy...


Bloody Elbow Civil War: Sign-Ups for New Players! + Info for Returning Players, Captain Sign-Ups, Draft Info

What's up, bitches!? I'm on a tight schedule so I'll try to keep this short and sweet. The Bloody Elbow Civil War is your chance to prove to your fellow BElitists Bloody Elboners that you are a...

Ryo Chonan thinks KZ should stop whining


All the people complaining about the Rising Sun flag is an idiot. Learn history! Even though that might be too much for you idiots." I don’t care about the comfort women (girls and women essentially held captive in a life of enforced prostitution in the Imperial Japanese Army), go make more statues in Korea. Japan is too busy." There is a lot of exaggerations and anti-Japanese education in regards to Japanese involvement in World War II." Japan actually helped Korea and made it a developed country. Also when Japan was there Korea was not divided between North and South.

BECW: UFC on Fuel TV 7 Live Post

Shout-out to Dallas for the spiffy logo. This is all Zater's work, I'm simply posting it for him as he's missing today, likely recovering from another alcohol binge. Please note that the...


BECW Season 5 Draft goes down TODAY (Saturday) at 3pm ET!

The draft goes down on Saturday at 3pm ET - Here's all the info you need! Are you getting pumped? Well, I am, despite not even captaining a team this year. We're returning to the...


BECW: Stock up on alcohol, the draft goes down this Saturday at 3pm ET!

via MMA Fighting. Full gallery can be viewed here. What's up, bitches?! Zater is off somewhere trimming his moustache so I'll be your guide as we wrap up another eventful season and get set...


Do you like picking fights? Sign up for the Bloody Elbow Civil War NOW!

DO YOU WANNA BE A FUCKING FIGHT PICKER? The Bloody Elbow Civil War (BECW) is about to wrap up its fourth season of +11s, trash talk, hot bouts, ragequitting and endless spreadsheets and...



What's up, bitches?!Phew, it's been a busy couple of days in the world of fight picking. Scarcely was the draft in the books before Jake Shields, Nik Lentz, Yushin Okami and the rest of our heroes...



What's up, bitches?! So, last night was certainly fun. I think I thought so anyway, and there are a handful of caps lock'd comments in the live post bearing my name that suggest that I did indeed...


BECW Season 4 Info: Still spots left, anyone* can join | 1 Captain spot left | Grand Prix Final preview

DO YOU WANNA BE A FUCKING FIGHT PICKER? Following three successful seasons of +11s, trash talk, hot bouts, ragequitting and endless spreadsheets, the BE Civil War is gearing up for another 10...


BECW3 GP Semi-Final Recap + Season 4 Sign-Ups

What's up, bitches? The less said about last night's main card, the better. Combined with the dreadful Bellator fights in between the Killa B's Knees and Amoussou & Daley's quick finishes and you...


BECW UFC 149 Live Post + S4 Signups

Evening all, Who's ready for another night of fisticuffs & fight picks, punches & playoffs and haymakers & hot bouts? THIS GUY. Before you dive into the comment section, PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING...


BECW Quarter Final Recap: Rampage Ragequits, Toquinho Gets Upset, Wario, Males, OC Progress

I'm sure this already feels like old news to you but the quarter finals of the BECW Grand Prix took place a few days ago. I spent forever working up the enthusiasm to write a recap which I...


BECW UFC on Fuel 4 Live Shenanigans

What's up, mutherfuking inebriates? THE PLAYOFFS ARE HERE!!! Are you excited? No? NO?! YES! This card may have flown under the radar but we are still in for a fun night nonetheless. Can the Beta...


BECW3: UFC 148 & Regular Season Recap

What's up, bitches?! It seems like only yesterday that Season 3 of the BE Civil War kicked off and yet here we are with only 3 events to go until we know who gets to lift the metaphorical BECW...

Invicta 2 highlight video featuring the three main matchups: Baszler vs. McMann, Young vs....


Invicta 2 highlight video featuring the three main matchups: Baszler vs. McMann, Young vs. Carmouche and Akano vs. Davis. Invicta 2 goes down July 28.


Guida vs. Maynard and The Case for 10-10 Rounds

This is not a FanPost designed to argue why Maynard or Guida deserved to win last night's main event. Neither is it an attempt to chastise Guida for not engaging enough or Maynard for not cutting...


BECW3 TUF Live Finale Recap

Your tears are delicious, Jake. Martin Kampmann, I freaking love you. As a public service, here's a little Danish lesson for y'all: To fight = at kæmpe A fighter = en kæmper A fight = en kamp A...

Scandinavian fighters Martin Kampmann and Chris Sp&aring;ng discuss their last fights and what it...


Scandinavian fighters Martin Kampmann and Chris Spång discuss their last fights and what it means to represent Scandinavia. Kampmann also mentions having Mikkel Parlo stay with him. Parlo is the second Dane to sign with a major promotion as he has penned a deal with Bellator following a string of impressive wins. H/T: MMA Viking


BECW3 UFC 146 Recap & Live Post discussion

What an event! From Dave Herman folding like a $5 chair after being Atomic Butt Dropped by Mark Hunt to Mike Brown's gritty performance against Daniel Pineda to Cain's destruction of Bigfoot to Dan...


BECW3 UFC 146 Live Post

WHAT'S UP MUTHERFUKERS! The mods want us to try out a live post dedicated to +11's to make sure non-BECW'ers can watch the fights without being disturbed by our inbred nonsense so here we go. JDH...

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