Was once told I was "Everything that's good about what's bad." I'm that girl that you can actually talk a little football with. I enjoy making people spittake, watching TV with my cat, going pie-eyed pixel-blind on Photoshop, laughing uncontrollably w/friends, finding loopholes and chasing tangents, pampering the deserving, cooking, n' converting people to my way of thinkin'. Nocturnal,observant and empathetic. I live to exploit my environment's intrinsic comic potential. Ambividextrious (Really don't care what hand I use). Whiskey Slinger. Recreational profiler. Social Chemist. NASTY PROCRASTINATOR.
SUPERBREES. I don't think this needs any further explanation. Full-Sized Version HERE (1,200px × 847px - 442KB) (Background Image courtesy of Martin Professional via MusicMoscow.com)
The latest version of the Iowa v. Iowa State "Cy-Hawk" Rivalry Trophy was deemed "unacceptable" by, well... pretty much everyone. There is now a committee developing alternate trophy ideas with the final design to be determined by fan vote. I figured I'd make a submission. It's kind of a more traditional look conveying the same message as the original. Full-sized version HERE. Thoughts?
HOT POTATO! A fine example of Malcolm Williams' ST skills I just thought I'd share. He's the 2nd guy to touch the ball. (FWIW - The ball was placed on the 3 yard line where it was determined the first player began "control" of it)
"Big Red" Andy Dalton about to join Bengals skill guys for workouts. Good news directly from Jerome Simpson's Twitter.
Cam and Steve Jordan talk NFL * Source: SI I like this guy A LOT! It seems his motor is as high as his character.
I've been seeing a lot of chatter regarding Dalton's potential for "Epic Helmet-Hair"... ...so I thought I'd make it so.
Where Are They Now? - Wisconsin Rose Bowl Champions T-Shirt Edition In case some of y'all saw these for sale in December on ESPN.com and were wondering what had become of them.
I call this one "Learns the Hard Way" Larger version HERE.
Natural Selection: Wolves vs. Smurfs
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Uh.... Is this correct? I thought it was gonna be Brad Pitt. My Verizon Guide's Descriptions have been wrong before... Kind of an odd choice otherwise. ** No - This is not one of my photoshop creations.
And people think Shanahan is good at finding UDFA RBs.... Chris "Overdrivory" shows us every tool in the RB Toolbox - Combining power, speed, balance, burst, elusiveness and one helluva stiff-arm in a 76-yard "Why I should be in that 53" TD run. (Yes - I know that technically it was a reception) Tell me you don't see some similarity here.
The Elusive Albino Raven Looks like he's calling signals... :D Full-sized version can be found HERE
Hester/Alworth.... Anybody else ever notice this? Not trying to compare one to the other in any way besides a pretty uncanny physical resemblance (depending on Hester's level of eyebrow manscaping). Full-Size Image HERE
Shootin' Hoops With Saints Long-Snapper Clint Gresham
Your Rookie RB had something of a reputation at LSU... Let me begin by saying - My 2 favorite teams in the NFL are: 1. The New Orleans Saints 2. Whoever is playing the Cowboys Now that Charles Scott is an Eagle... I guess I'll be a Philadelphia fan more than twice a year. Y'all truly got one of the good guys when your FO drafted him. Hard worker, football smart, selfless player and the personification of High-Character off the field as well. If he plays to his potential - y'all best be ready to not boo whenever he steps on the field. I look forward to seeing "Chuck the Truck" teaching opposing secondaries what's what on Sundays. Look out world... Charles Scott - Juggernaut Full-Size Version HERE ETA: Edited text in bold face....
Check out our new Long Snapper's skills! (FFWD to 3:00 or so if you have ADD) Clint Gresham - LS - TCU UDFA Saints. The part in this clip where the Barbie doll gets upended never fails to crack me up. FWIW - This guy was the only player invited to the NFL Combine in 2010 specifically to showcase his skills as a Long Snapper. He completes our "Texas Trifecta" on Special Teams. I'm hearing the Saints may also have signed TCU CB Rafael Priest. If this is true - they are getting a diamond in the rough. He was a shut-down corner with 3rd round potential until an injury his Senior year. Hope to confirm one way or the other soon....
Patrick Robinson - New Orleans Saints Welcome aboard!! I was just seeing what he'd look like in Black & Gold... Full-Size Image Here
I Couldn't Sleep = New Pierre Thomas Wallpaper "I’m a guy that’s going to give you 110 percent every time I touch that football. Every time you put me in, I’m going to fight for each yard I get. I’m never going to give up. I’ll prove it. I will fight to the end. I will not stop. I don’t care if we’re in the game and we’re down by so many points. I will never give up." ~~~Pierre Thomas Undrafted. Underrated. Unbelievable vision, balance and heart. I'm glad he's on our side. Click here for Full-Size Version (1024 x 768) Click Here for Wide Screen Version (1440 x 900)
Miami Vice - Saints Edition Who needs Crockett and Tubbs when you've got Drew, Bobby, Sean, Gregg, Reggie & Rita? Just keeping myself busy until Sunday.... See it in its Full-Sized Glory here.
Saints - Brees - Huddle Chant - GREATNESS I couldn't sleep... My mind is defaulting to WIN! AGAIN! WIN! AGAIN! Full-Sized Version (1440x900) Available Here
The Most Interesting Dome in the World - Stay Loud My Friends I know there's a bunch of ways I could have done this, but I did it this way... There is no place ON THIS EARTH like the Superdome. It has held just as steadfast when the storms raged outside as it has when the crowds raged inside. It's a microcosm of all things strange and beautiful that remind me of New Orleans . A hodge-podge of all ages and creeds, with gladiators below and clergy above - costumed black sheep secret tailgating recipes. For a few blisteringly intense hours - a family 73,000 strong... And football bats. That 'bout sums it up... Full-Size Version Available Here.
Payoda The Force behind the Saints' undefeated season. He KNOWS things about things. (...The pass is STRONG in this one...) Full-size Version Here
Who dis Who Dat? The whole of WhoDat Nation is lovin' you lovin the Saints! If you are this guy, somebody who knows this guy or just want to tell him to "Keep on keepin on"... well - Check out The Unknown Whodat's Facebook Page
Famous Last Words: "I told ya so" - Ryan Mallett, Arkansas QB Add that to the list of "Things you don't say in the presence of Tigers" Click for Full-size Version
Celebrate TCU's 2009 Football Season on your computer desktop!!! Full-Size Version 1280x1024 available here: Full-Size "What Goes Around..." Modern images courtesy of photographer Keith Robinson