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Recorded for posterity, this bet with Ailuridae:

"I’ll make a bet. The next time Derrick Williams averages at least 15 mpg for 5 weeks straight, I will bet that the latter 4 weeks show average basketball production (he gets 1 week to get into rhythm). We’d have to decide on a metric…it can even be PER if you want, though I think Sir Red Panda chose that stat for convenience in pointing out Lion’s flaws, not because he admires the statistic. I’d suggest some version of RAPM.

If he does not reach average production, I will make my first sig line, reading

"I’m still getting over my dope-headed opinion of Derrick Williams."

If he does reach average production, you’d have to have a sig line reading

"I’m still getting over my dope-headed opinion of Derrick Williams."

Rest assured that, in my mind at least, "dope-headed" isn’t all that awful.

Sig would be left up for the remainder of the season (w/ playoffs) in-which this occurs."

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Who would the good people on this board choose ahead of Gorgui in the ROY vote?
Commented on Wolves drop barnburner to Warriors, 130-120 on Apr 15 2014, 4:46p - 2 replies
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Commented on Corey Brewer scores 51 as Wolves stun Rockets 112-110 on Apr 13 2014, 5:59p
I don't know where they came up with some of those wild designs
Commented on Staying Hip (While Not Moving)- A Musical Art Thread on Apr 13 2014, 5:54p
Awesome
Commented on CH'ers Playing Music on Apr 13 2014, 5:49p
That's a good one
Commented on Corey Brewer scores 51 as Wolves stun Rockets 112-110 on Apr 13 2014, 5:32p
yeah bud
Commented on Bulls Defeat Wolves 102-87 on Apr 11 2014, 6:09p
of course not
Commented on Bulls Defeat Wolves 102-87 on Apr 11 2014, 6:09p
I note this because,
Commented on Bulls Defeat Wolves 102-87 on Apr 11 2014, 12:10a
aw, eff it. I'm posting the lyrics. This thread is almost done anyways, and they deserve to be seen. David Bowie, ladies and gentlemen:
Commented on Bulls Defeat Wolves 102-87 on Apr 11 2014, 12:07a - 1 reply
No Subject
Commented on Bulls Defeat Wolves 102-87 on Apr 11 2014, 12:01a - 1 reply
AK -
Commented on Bulls Defeat Wolves 102-87 on Apr 10 2014, 11:53p - 2 replies
communist.
Commented on Hoopers To The Hole!- MeetUp With Your Commiserators. on Apr 10 2014, 11:09p
That last sentence sounds like an applicable phrase for most Timberwolves employees as well
Commented on Q&A Part 2 on Apr 10 2014, 11:04p
nice job amigo
Commented on Q&A Part 2 on Apr 10 2014, 11:02p
that's true, it already basically happens
Commented on Bulls Defeat Wolves 102-87 on Apr 10 2014, 7:29p - 1 reply
I suppose it's time we start tweeting at the Timberwolves
Commented on Bulls Defeat Wolves 102-87 on Apr 10 2014, 7:17p
very good
Commented on Bulls Defeat Wolves 102-87 on Apr 10 2014, 7:13p
they are verbs used in advertisements
Commented on Bulls Defeat Wolves 102-87 on Apr 10 2014, 6:58p
yeah, I think that's what happened after the humorous second and third replies,
Commented on Bulls Defeat Wolves 102-87 on Apr 10 2014, 6:56p - 1 reply
I sort of like her, in a way, since she does her own thing,
Commented on Bulls Defeat Wolves 102-87 on Apr 10 2014, 6:51p - 1 reply
me either
Commented on Bulls Defeat Wolves 102-87 on Apr 10 2014, 6:45p - 1 reply
#1 smmr jam!
Commented on Bulls Defeat Wolves 102-87 on Apr 10 2014, 6:43p
meth?
Commented on Bulls Defeat Wolves 102-87 on Apr 10 2014, 6:25p - 1 reply
this is compellingly illegible
Commented on Bulls Defeat Wolves 102-87 on Apr 10 2014, 6:15p - 1 reply
NO THIRD PARTIES THANK YOU VERY MUCH
Commented on Bulls Defeat Wolves 102-87 on Apr 10 2014, 6:10p - 2 replies
I think that this method of divergent reactions and having rec-offs
Commented on Bulls Defeat Wolves 102-87 on Apr 10 2014, 6:09p - 3 replies
it is often really charming when he joins a music act
Commented on Bulls Defeat Wolves 102-87 on Apr 10 2014, 6:05p
his Spidey sense is tingling
Commented on Great Win Over Spurs, Bulls in Town Tonight on Apr 10 2014, 4:33p
that's a pretty good idea
Commented on Bulls Defeat Wolves 102-87 on Apr 10 2014, 4:30p
I think some of that was considered when they chose.
Commented on Bulls Defeat Wolves 102-87 on Apr 10 2014, 4:02p - 1 reply
sorry to miss the meet up,
Commented on Hoopers To The Hole!- MeetUp With Your Commiserators. on Apr 9 2014, 8:05p - 1 reply
Gorgui for ROY!
Commented on Wolves Cruise Past Spurs 110-91 on Apr 9 2014, 2:03a - 1 reply
he's doing really well
Commented on Wolves Cruise Past Spurs 110-91 on Apr 9 2014, 2:02a
I think it is fair to say that it would be interesting to see some new sets. I do think we've seen some in the last couple games..
Commented on Spurs at Timberwolves Game Thread on Apr 9 2014, 1:58a
cry
Commented on Spurs at Timberwolves Game Thread on Apr 8 2014, 10:30p
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Commented on Spurs at Timberwolves Game Thread on Apr 8 2014, 10:27p - 1 reply
nah mayn
Commented on Spurs at Timberwolves Game Thread on Apr 8 2014, 10:26p - 1 reply
I can't recall the last time I heard his 2014-only numbers
Commented on Spurs at Timberwolves Game Thread on Apr 8 2014, 10:19p - 2 replies
and how
Commented on Spurs at Timberwolves Game Thread on Apr 8 2014, 10:12p
At the end of last season,
Commented on Spurs at Timberwolves Game Thread on Apr 8 2014, 10:08p
Ha
Commented on Spurs at Timberwolves Game Thread on Apr 8 2014, 10:05p
hum uh na
Commented on Spurs at Timberwolves Game Thread on Apr 8 2014, 10:03p
It is unfortunate that typing a heart for Kevin Love, like <3
Commented on Spurs at Timberwolves Game Thread on Apr 8 2014, 10:03p - 1 reply
Do you even use R?
Commented on Spurs at Timberwolves Game Thread on Apr 8 2014, 9:58p - 2 replies
needs more O's, IMO
Commented on Spurs at Timberwolves Game Thread on Apr 8 2014, 9:57p - 1 reply
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Commented on Spurs at Timberwolves Game Thread on Apr 8 2014, 9:56p - 2 replies
I'm surely not completely sure.
Commented on Spurs at Timberwolves Game Thread on Apr 8 2014, 9:54p
<3
Commented on Spurs at Timberwolves Game Thread on Apr 8 2014, 9:52p
surely that's not a real stat (?)
Commented on Spurs at Timberwolves Game Thread on Apr 8 2014, 9:51p - 3 replies
edited in time..
Commented on Spurs at Timberwolves Game Thread on Apr 8 2014, 9:50p
O OTTER, that is!
Commented on Spurs at Timberwolves Game Thread on Apr 8 2014, 9:48p - 1 reply
just sayin
Commented on Spurs at Timberwolves Game Thread on Apr 8 2014, 9:47p - 2 replies
at least it all made DW's games more interesting for me..
Commented on Spurs at Timberwolves Game Thread on Apr 8 2014, 9:46p
No Subject
Commented on Spurs at Timberwolves Game Thread on Apr 8 2014, 9:43p - 1 reply
hugs
Commented on Spurs at Timberwolves Game Thread on Apr 8 2014, 9:42p - 1 reply
No idea..
Commented on Spurs at Timberwolves Game Thread on Apr 8 2014, 9:41p
Will Gorgui receive any top 3 votes for ROY?
Commented on Spurs at Timberwolves Game Thread on Apr 8 2014, 9:38p - 1 reply
I'm not pretending anything about his play,
Commented on Spurs at Timberwolves Game Thread on Apr 8 2014, 9:37p - 1 reply
can you make some words that describe the statistics that officially determine average?
Commented on Spurs at Timberwolves Game Thread on Apr 8 2014, 9:15p - 1 reply
don't ever miss an opportunity to blame a broad random spectrum of people for things you dislike
Commented on Spurs at Timberwolves Game Thread on Apr 8 2014, 8:48p - 1 reply
I'm just living la Vida Loca
Commented on Timberwolves to Sign Othyus Jeffers for Remainder of Season on Apr 8 2014, 6:17p
there's a man with a gun over there
Commented on Timberwolves to Sign Othyus Jeffers for Remainder of Season on Apr 8 2014, 6:11p - 1 reply
it's not new, but
Commented on Connecticut Wins, Wolves Short-handed, Tony Parker Out for Spurs on Apr 8 2014, 6:10p - 2 replies
DJ Jazzy Jeffers
Commented on Timberwolves to Sign Othyus Jeffers for Remainder of Season on Apr 8 2014, 1:57p - 1 reply
should I shoot? no!
Commented on Chase Budinger and Shabazz Muhammad Likely Out for Remainder of Season on Apr 8 2014, 11:15a
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