Three hundred years ago I thought I might get some sleep
I stretched myself out onna antique bed An' my spirit did a midnite creep
You know I'll never sleep no more It seem to me that it just ain't wise
Didja ever wake up in the mornin' With a ZOMBY WOOF behind your eyes
Just about as evil as you could be I am the ZOMBY WOOF
I'm that creature all the ladies been talkin' about I am the ZOMBY WOOF
They all seek for shelter when I come chargin' out tellin' you all the Zomby troof
Here I'm is, the ZOMBY WOOF tellin' you all the Zomby troof
Here I'm is . . .
Reety-awrighty, he da ZOMBY WOOF

They said aw-reety an' they was aw-righty
An' I was a Zomby for you, little lady . . .
I got a great big pointed fang which is my Zomby Toof
My right foot's bigger than my other one is like a reg'lar Zomby Hoof
If I raid your dormitorium don't try to remain aloof . . .
I might snatch you up screamin' through the window all nekkid
An' do it to you on the roof, don't mess with the ZOMBY WOOF
I am about as evil as a Boogie Man can be! tellin' you all the Zomby Troof
Here I'm is, the ZOMBY WOOF
-Frank Zappa