Neymar put Brazil ahead early with a spectacular volley goal and helped finish off Mexico in stoppage time with a play usually reserved for people wearing capes and their underwear on the outside of their pants.
Do you think this bro made this himself?
Are you ready for this?
I'd like to personally thank New Zealand for making this moment possible.
Beasting.
Andrea Pirlo gave the world a gift for his 100th capiversary.
In a first-of-its-kind contest to let fans design and vote on a third kit, the Galaxy illustrated why other teams haven't done this and why few are likely to follow suit.
Marcelo, Brazil's left back, is having a rough day.
It didn't take long for Barcelona's new signing to show up his ridiculous ability with an early opening goal from Brazil against Japan.
Oh, Javier, you can't do that.
Akmal Shorakhmedov is the saddest man in all of Asia.
Ashley Cole is a DJ now. Seriously.
Eventually, Wayne Rooney and Cristiano Ronaldo became superstars. Before that, Manchester United was in a bit of a transitional phase.
Perhaps you should have gone to Roma after all.
What the actual heck?
Tommy Oar scored a goal so good for Australia vs. Japan that it should count double.
The United States have scored a lot of goals against Germany, but Clint Dempsey's second was the best one.