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Soccer

Legia Warsaw fans mock UEFA in tifo

Legia Warsaw are not happy with what UEFA did to them, and they let UEFA know.

Legia Warsaw fans mock UEFA in tifo

Legia Warsaw are not happy with what UEFA did to them, and they let UEFA know.

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Malmo take Champions League lead on 35-yard volley

When the ball pops up to you 35 yards from goal, you're not supposed to volley it at goal. Thank heavens Magnus Eriksson did.

Malmo take Champions League lead on 35-yard volley

When the ball pops up to you 35 yards from goal, you're not supposed to volley it at goal. Thank heavens Magnus Eriksson did.

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Soccer

15-year-old becomes youngest to play for Norway

Martin Odegaard broke Norway's 104-year-old record.

15-year-old becomes youngest to play for Norway

Martin Odegaard broke Norway's 104-year-old record.

Watch an amazing 40-yard thunderbolt goal

Consider how hard a ball must be kicked to score from 40 yards.

Ince scores brilliant goal on full volley

Rohan Ince used to be be on Chelsea's books. This is probably why.

Fernando Torres needs hugs

Everyone's favorite goal-missing Chelsea striker is awaiting your hugs.

Real Madrid get dragon third kit and boots

Real Madrid's new third kit has a design that is almost certainly inspired by a combination 1980s beat 'em up videogame/mid-90s Sunday morning cartoon series, Double Dragon (which was awesome), and...

Man United got demolished and Twitter loved it

It was a bad day for Manchester United against MK Dons.

Celtic mocked by Legia after CL elimination

Celtic are out of the Champions League, and Legia are loving it.

Hulk around everyone to score incredible goal

Hulk does not smash. Hulk runs. He runs around everyone.

Teams score right after kickoffs they didn't take

It was a weekend for goals right after kickoff.

Man Utd store runs out of 'R' and 'J' letters

The Red Devils can't get anything right.

Zoltan Gera is still playing, scoring thunderbolts

The Hungarian's rocket of a leg is still intact.

Inter Milan kid scores unbelievable juggling goal

Juggling is a neat trick that no one does much in matches. Except Steffe, who scores by juggling.

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