Kicking Balls
We need new adjectives to properly describe Neymar
Neymar put Brazil ahead early with a spectacular volley goal and helped finish off Mexico in stoppage time with a play usually reserved for people wearing capes and their underwear on the outside of their pants.
America, eff yeah!
Do you think this bro made this himself?
Joe Kinnear does it again
Are you ready for this?
Tahiti: Your new favorite soccer team
I'd like to personally thank New Zealand for making this moment possible.
Balotelli is a goal-hungry monster
Beasting.
Pirlo celebrates 100th cap with spectacular goal
Andrea Pirlo gave the world a gift for his 100th capiversary.
Galaxy's new third kit is a bit confused
In a first-of-its-kind contest to let fans design and vote on a third kit, the Galaxy illustrated why other teams haven't done this and why few are likely to follow suit.
Marcelo takes one to the nuts
Marcelo, Brazil's left back, is having a rough day.
Neymar being Neymar
It didn't take long for Barcelona's new signing to show up his ridiculous ability with an early opening goal from Brazil against Japan.
Video: Masch kicks a medic
Oh, Javier, you can't do that.
Uzbekistan deal themselves WC blow with own goal
Akmal Shorakhmedov is the saddest man in all of Asia.
Ashley Cole is now DJ Ash, AKA, still a tool
Ashley Cole is a DJ now. Seriously.
A reminder that Mou used to have it easy
Eventually, Wayne Rooney and Cristiano Ronaldo became superstars. Before that, Manchester United was in a bit of a transitional phase.
Allegri should have left
Perhaps you should have gone to Roma after all.
Good lord, these new Liverpool kits
What the actual heck?
Tommy Oar's brilliant goal should count double
Tommy Oar scored a goal so good for Australia vs. Japan that it should count double.
Clint Dempsey, scorer of awesome goals
The United States have scored a lot of goals against Germany, but Clint Dempsey's second was the best one.
