Kicking Balls

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Mexican goalie having the worst day ever

He's got two goals!

Did Ronaldo punch Godin in the face?

At the end of the Spanish Super Cup, Cristiano Ronaldo made some less than friendly contact with Diego Godin. it looks a lot like a punch.

This might be the worst soccer miss of all time

Junior Malanda was a yard out and in the center of the goal. He missed.

Hanks says WWC should be on grass

FIFA is waiting to hear what Wilson thinks.

10th anniversary of Zlatan's greatest goal

Zlatan Ibrahimovic is a god who has done so many amazing things, but the goal he scored 10 years ago today is still the best.

Timbers fans already lining up for Sounders match

Yes, the game is still days away.

Club chairman pays fans to attend match

Hull United AFC paid fans £2 to watch their team play.

Orlando City fans can get club tattoo for $21

Orlando City doesn't join MLS until next year, but they can get tattooed today.

Marco Materazzi's ice bucket is cooler than yours

That's right, 'cooler'. We're so funny.

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