Kicking Balls

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Michael Owen doesn't like music or movies

Michael Owen might be more boring than James Milner.

22-year-old to become youngest FA Cup manager ever

He's managing in the FA Cup and all his friends are puking in an alley behind a bar.

FIFA sued for €1 billion over bad World Cup refs

Bad refereeing is worth €1 billion, apparently.

Watch Dundee United win on a cannon from 25 yards

A brilliant goal on your home debut? That'll do.

Score from a corner kick? Why not

Everyone should just score on their corner kicks.

SKC owner does Ice Bucket Challenge with MLS Cup

The Sporting Kansas City owner took the Ice Bucket Challenge. But he did it with the best bucket yet.

Cows on the pitch!

MOOOOOOOOOOO

A flying karate kick is indeed a red card

You are a disgrace Gaetano-san.

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