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Bawitdabadabangadangdiggydiggy It's the CMAs With Kid Rock and Lil' Weezy

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There’s so much that boggles the mind in this photograph: Kid Rock and Lil’ Wayne are homeboys? The County Music Awards let Weezy in the building? Kid Rock is still a recording artist? These are all fair questions, and ones that I’d like answers to, but none of them address the most ridiculous part of this image. Kid Rock is wearing the jersey of Titans' kicker Rob Bironas.
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↵We imagine when Bironas learned Kid was going to wear his jersey on stage, the convo went something like this ... ↵

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↵Rob Bironas: Um, can I get you a new jersey?
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↵Kid Rock: Why, man? Bawitdabadabangadangdiggydiggy!! ↵
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↵Rob Bironas: I'm afraid I'll catch something nasty if you wear my jersey, is the thing, Kid. ↵
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↵Kid Rock: My name is KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID KIIIID ROCK!!11!!!1! ↵
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↵Bironas: Yes, Mr. Rock, I’m aware of that. But how will that protect me from acquiring your VDs? ↵
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↵Kid Rock: This is for the questions that don't have any answers, the midnight glancers and the topless dancers. ↵
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↵Rob Bironas: I don’t know what that means, but please, just ... wear someone else's jersey. ↵
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↵Kid Rock: ... ↵
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↵Rob Bironas: Dude, I’m serious. ↵
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↵Kid Rock: Are you sure? Cause my name is KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID--- ↵
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↵Rob Bironas: Please, you do that in every song. I know who you are, and who you've slept with. Please wear someone else's shirt. ↵
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↵Kid Rock: Sorry, bro, no dice. I gotta do this for the wild mustangs in the porno flicks ↵and all my homies in the county in cell block six ... cause my name is KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID KIIIID ROCK!!11!!!1! ↵
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↵Rob Bironas: [click] ↵

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