â†µA: STRAIGHT TO BLOW-YOUR-MINDLAND, SPACE COWBOYS!!! â†µ
â†µJosh Howard wishes that thing would stop looking at him because dude, one minute it's like a spider, and that makes him scared, but then it's like a flower. And flowers are cool, because they're of the earth and stuff, but then it's a spider and he's hiding under the bench because PLEASE MAKE THAT THING GO AWAY. â†µ
â†µI recommend security be stationed at all corners of the court to prevent a confused fan or player from killing this poor performance artist with a shovel. I wouldn't blame them, as this is my first instinct. â†µâ†µ
â†µ(H/T: Deuce of Davenport) â†µâ†µ
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