â†µSo we screwed up. Sure, we’re glad we didn’t drive to Jacksonville to watch Georgia get absolutely manhandled by Super Tebow and company, but I’m just kicking myself that we weren’t in Lubbock. Kansas? Kansas! Kansas?!? What were we thinking? â†µ
â†µ(Meltdown over.) â†µâ†µ
â†µInstead of storming the field in Lubbock three times with this season’s leading candidate for DUMBEST CROWD IN THE HISTORY OF COLLEGE SPORTS, I watched the Texas-Texas Tech game from an empty hotel room, screaming at the TV as the Raiders blew a game that it dominated, yet miraculously supplied us with a Bruckheimer movie ending, down to the last second touchdown by the star player as the clock (almost) expires. Good stuff. â†µâ†µ
â†µBut let’s not be too tough on Lawrence. (God knows I’m still getting hate mail from half of Morgantown ...) It’s a first-rate college town that would be perfect if this were a college basketball tour. And the hometown Jayhawks held up their end of the bargain and absolutely pounded visiting Kansas State. Maybe they won’t have a future in professional football, but Todd Reesing and Jake Sharp torched K-State all day, and when these guys graduate and get normal people jobs after college, they have a chance at becoming the greatest flag football tandem in the history of rec sports. Meanwhile, a week after he threw for 478 yards and 3 TDs again Oklahoma, Kansas State QB Josh Freeman couldn’t have looked any worse than he did on Saturday, when he literally gave the game away in the first half. Maybe he was the 6’6” giant that we saw wandering around Massachusetts Street the night before dressed as The Rock. â†µâ†µ
â†µSpeaking of Halloween, KU was a great place to celebrate it. Mass Street rivals State Street in Madison, Mill Ave in Tempe, and the cluster of bars that line the streets of downtown Athens, as the best scenes on our tour. Wandering from spot to spot, it was great fun checking out costumes (and the lack there of) on co-eds everywhere. â†µâ†µ
â†µEven if the costume store was sold out of sumo suits, ruining my chance at being Mark Mangino, we still managed to have some fun. Anytime you get to see two sisters dressed as twin Tila Tequilas (see photo above), a guy lugging around an air canister and wearing a pageboy wig to play Anton Chigurh from No Country for Old Men, and a skinny Asian kid eating plastic hotdogs dressed as Kobayashi, it almost doesn’t matter that the game sucked. â†µâ†µ
â†µWho would’ve wanted to see that game in Lubbock anyway? â†µâ†µ
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