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Yo Dawg, We Heard You Like Tim Tebow

It's so nice of Florida to honor the speech Tim Tebow's made last season following the Ole Miss game. Now that he's graduated, it seems like an appropriate time to honor the words that drove his team forward following the eventual national champion's only loss of the year.
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↵Wait, I'm being informed he didn't graduate. Then he died. Yes, they definitely need to put something up in his honor. I mean, not only did he do so much for the football team, but he was such a humanitarian, such a charismatic and spiritual young man. A plaque is really the least they could do, considering what he accomplished-- ↵

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↵Excuse me. He's still there, and will be starting this year. I stand corrected. COME ON. He hasn't even left, or died, and they're putting this speech on the wall? I bleed orange and blue, and even I think this is a bit excessive. I mean, he is the most perfect human being ever born, and I'd purchase his sweaty used compression shorts to nail over my door for good luck, but for Tebow's sake, wait until he leaves to begin memorializing him. Plaques and statues are for dead people. Even Florida State had the decorum to wait until Bobby Bowden was gone to put his statue up in front of Doak Campbell Stadium-- ↵

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↵Oh, now you're kidding me. He's still there, too? I quit. ↵

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