Courtesy of the LA Times, here's Kobe Bryant:â†µ
...Looking like an ashen amalgam of athlete (headband), artist (the hat), and, um, maître d (everything else). Generally, just something that'll just haunt your dreams. And it all makes perfect sense. Of course he'd pose for this.â†µ
Because remember: All Kobe ever wanted was to be loved, feared, and impossibly mysterious to everyone. GO LAKERS!