- I just got this update window open in the editorial dashboard, and Hart already has four outs. Hart has had a very productive first half of the season. Hart had a very productive first round of the derby. Hart has had a very poor second round of the derby. Time to trade him before he slumps? All signs point to yes. This is analysis, guys.
- Zero homers, eight outs. I don't even have time to think of something clever, much less type it with my hands.
- 7:10. We've run ten minutes over and we haven't even gotten to the final round. You got my hopes up, guide button on my TV remote.
- A dingerless round for Hart. Ten swings, ten outs. First homerless round of the tournament. If I were him, I'd deflect and be furious at my pitcher. If I were him, I'd roar a lot and climb trees.