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Ron Artest Is Hosting A Fcuk LeBron Party? Of Course He Is

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Didn't we tell you Ron Artest is awesome?

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Indeed, this Friday, Ron Artest will partner with "Upscale Crowd Entertainment" to host the Fcuk LeBron Celebration promoted above. This is roughly the same party that's been held on the internet for the past two weeks, but Ron gets credit for being transparent about it.

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And while we're here, I should mention that the only thing better than a "Fcuk LeBron" party would be a "Fcuk Your Couch" party, where Ron and friends go over to some unsuspecting teammate's house, and stomp all over his couch.

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In a perfect world, these parties actually happen. At Sasha Vujacic's house, once-a-month. Duh.

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Short of that utopia, Ron's party on Friday is a pretty awesome consolation. 225 East Houston St, New York City. Ladies get in free. Dress to impress. And no sneakers, fellas—especially not LeBron's ugly-ass Nikes. Open bar till midnight. You in?

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(Via Black Sports Online)