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Matt Barnes To The Lakers? Ron Artest Heartily Approves

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With Thursday night's news of Matt Barnes signing with the Lakers, you might be wondering how Barnes will fit with the defending champs. What did the Lakers see that made Barnes so attractive? Ron Artest explains:

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Matt is tougher than nails

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Matt has the heart of a lion on steroids wit extra chest hairs and three testicles screaming "Adrian"!!!!!!

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Tougher than Richard Simmons trying to take off his spandex

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Matt barnes is tougher than my rough ass feet

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Tougher than a penguin on steroids

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See, Matt Barnes has the heart of a lion on steroids, and that's makes him tougher than a penguin on steroids. Doesn't that sound like a good addition? And there's the three testicles, too. Basically, he's the basketball version of George Washington. He ate opponents' brains, and invented cocaine. 6'20, killing for fun. Should be a solid boost off the bench.

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(Oh, and everyone should be following Ron Artest on Twitter. But you knew that already.)